Poem Details | by
Quintin Reda |
Categories:
12th grade,
Across a roadside that's fertile
Came this reptile and a hurdle
As he hid in his shell
A nice driver did yell
Just cross the road little turtle
Poem Details | by
Quintin Reda |
Categories:
12th grade,
Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
adventure, animal, fear,
There once was a Peruvian llama
Whose owner shipped him to Alabama
Horns blaring, lights flashing
Folks screaming, cars crashing
All points lookout ~ one llama in trauma
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
The church social started at three
With our vicar pouring the tea
The Holy Ghost
Will be our host
As soon as Sponge Bob lets him be
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
earth,
When volcanos blow your nostrils swell
Your eyeballs cross your eyebrows as well
You lose control
You begin to unroll
You sit down take a break what the hell
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political, racism,
McConnell says blacks are not whites
So there's no need for voting rights
They all have the perk
Of going to work
Though a few may need to work nights!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Everything's bigger in Texas they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupees
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humor, natural disasters,
A young man in a brand-new red Ford pickup
Is said to have had very, very bad luck
Driving it rather hard,
Through a neighbor’s front yard,
The yard turned into a sodden muddy muck.
written January 21, 2022
Poem Details | by
Melani Udaeta |
Categories:
emotions, feelings, poetry, write,
Write all day then color it green,
abuse the pen but keep it clean;
I want to leave this desk;
Anyone feel my S.O.S?
Take advantage monetize me.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
word play,
Ben went to the pub for a shot
But when he got there he forgot
Until a nurse
Opened her purse
To show off the needle she brought
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
sad,
Does the sun shine where you live today
Or show life in a deplorable state as portrayed
It makes me feel sad
In conditions so bad
Described as deplorable when we have so much
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humor,
Once came a smart tinker to Baltimore
He peddled his pots near a dry-goods store
He hawked them all in one day
For whatever folks would pay
Then hurriedly left and came back with more.
written January 19, 2022
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
dog,
A day in the life of a flea
Is just one too many for me
So please swap your cur
For something sans fur
To avoid a catastrophe!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
spring,
Already longingly thinking about spring
Kinda early but winter's sure not my thing
Love warm and sunny
Not cold and crummy
Listen... listen... the robins do sing
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
relationship, silly,
Yet another piss-poor dinner produced
No wonder her sex-life has been reduced
Ava needs something to give her a boost
Eyes the doctor ~
Please prescribe my husband me to seduce
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
humor,
He took his Viagra for sure
and paid for an hour, no more
but after the fun
he dialed 911
the damn things been up there for four
John g. Lawless
©1/18/2022
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Joe Biden is starting to whine
The Democrats won't toe the line
They can not agree
That we should all see
A politician has a spine
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
The man tried to catch a foul ball
But his body was too tall
The ball hit his ribs
Then hit his small Dibbs
Which bounces him into a wall
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humorous,
Wearing her see through outfit was bold
Wind came through that made her butt cold
She called out for heat
That shot through her teeth
What a sight, she looked like a mole
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
animal,
Dogs are the most amazing creatures
If you pay attention, they're very good teachers
They show patience
They react to ovation
Man's friend to the end, yup, I'm a believer
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
Do you remember the rhyme, Miss Muffet,
About the little girl that sat on a tuffet,
She didn't run away,
She decided to stay,
She sat on the spider and snuffed it!
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humor,
The very first time Will got himself laid
Thanks to a willing, beautiful young maid,
He made a quick plan
To act like a man
And the next one, well, she wouldn’t get paid.
written January 17, 2022
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
fish, kiss,
A man once said to his Mrs.,
Lately, you've been scant with your kisses.
Have I done something bad,
Or made you a bit mad?
She said "Hun, your breath smells like dead fishes.
1/17/22
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
The GOP are at wit's end*
Trump's driving them around the bend
They don't have a choice
With only Trump's voice
Exhausting foul wind from which end?
*GOP presidential candidates are
now prohibited from debating as
only Trump's voice should be heard!
Poem Details | by
Millard Lowe |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, funny, humorous, imagery, metaphor, poetry,
Once, I felt like a hole in a river;
Now, I’m floating on waves from the Giver.
A silly fish, I won’t be—
Breaking my bowl to be free:-
Baiting girl—I’ll just swim and ignore her.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
snow,
Seems like we got dumped on today
Between 20 and 30 cm forecasters say
Had it easy so far
Blessed our lucky stars
Welcome to spring bright sun every day
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humor,
Ol’ John Brown sang a pitiful tune
He went to his reward all too soon
Fought for a good cause
Without undue pause
And they strung him up at half-past noon.
written January 16, 2022
Poem Details | by
Melani Udaeta |
Categories:
car, emotions, humor,
They always turn at the wrong time
whether it’s wrong or it’s right;
Like candy change the color;
Lick the stick switch the flavor,
I just want to run those traffic lights.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
In the beginning was a rooster
Whose little thing needed a booster
Around about ten
Along came an hen
And that cocky bird up and goosed her!
Poem Details | by
Tony Hargreaves |
Categories:
sad,
There once was a royal highness
Got involved with folk of lowness
But now he can't recall
What caused his downfall
Sadly, his old mum in distress
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
poetry,
Hey this is getting to be a lot of fun
Sitting and writing limericks in the sun
Too bad I'm not paid
Worth two week's pay
Should be famous by now by gum
(chuckle)
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor, magic,
Our Vicar has a magic wand
A gift from some old vagabond
Though our choir can't sing
His "uppity" thing
Will rise to salute every blonde!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
We're waiting for the sun to rise
The only hope for humanity to survive
The future awaits
With a warm embrace
So that once again we will feel alive
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
history, humor, voice, woman,
There once lived a lady in Scranton
Named Elizabeth Cady Stanton
She dared to promote
Women’s right to vote,
‘Tis said she threw many a tantrum.
written January 14, 2022
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humor,
I once met a girl in Aberdeen
Sweetest little gal I ever seen
Her face was fair,
Had auburn hair
Her reputation was squeaky clean.
written January 3, 2022
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