Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
fun, funny,
A girl ate a hat, what a thrill,
Mistaking it for her contraceptive pill.
In her moment of haste,
A hat she did taste,
Now she's throwing up, her tummy's bloated still!
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
love,
How can they make love when owl hoots,
In a deep forest, in nighttime pursuits,
With moonlight so bright,
They whisper, "Goodnight,"
To the owl, who just watches and toots!
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
fun,
A girl lost her panty one day,
In a mix-up, it just slipped away.
She chuckled, not shy,
As it caught someone's eye,
Said, "Lost things often go astray!"
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
love,
In the golden field where they lay,
Underneath the warm sun's gentle ray,
She leaned in so near,
Whispered words in his ear,
Then she kissed the boy and they rolled in the hay!
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
family, fruit, goodbye, kid, parents, son,
An English au pair with a love for fruit
Worked for a family with loads of loot
When she bit into a pear
Their son bit into au pair
She slapped him, his parents gave her the boot
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, conflict, funny, giggle, humor, insect, september,
a farmer under a tree
remarked stung by a small bee
seems each september
rain or fair weather
we seldom seem to agree.
Poem Details | by
A. Ormulyce |
Categories:
adventure,
An explorer's life can be tough
when it is time to use a rough
bridge to cross a ravine
and flee an indigene.
Is the thirteenth board strong enough?
Poem Details | by
Belle Bellevue |
Categories:
dog, humor,
There was to be a grand barking contest
To find the dog that barked loud and longest
A man came on his scooter
Farting loud as a trouper
And said he couldn’t tell a b from an f.
Poem Details | by
Belle Bellevue |
Categories:
bird, humorous,
I had a tasty ****-a-doodle stew
Now I crow at dawn as cockerels do
I pulled a sweet hen
And now and again
We dine on an omelette made for two.
Poem Details | by
Belle Bellevue |
Categories:
dance, imagination, weather,
Heather decided to dance in leather
A bra and a thong that went together
But it got so hot
Her gear slipped right off
And the crowd raised the roof for fine weather.
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
If we all gave a crumb of bread
To all the folk who are unfed
The world would be a better place
It would assist the human race
To survive and march ahead
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
Wake up, wake up, it's morning,
A brand new day is dawning.
Did you sleep well?
You look like Hell
Go back to bed, your yawning.
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
animal, fun,
My favorite butcher knew just what to do
When he sold me farm fresh noise makers for stew
Like the mooer and quacker
With the oinker and clucker
And those parts that make the ****-a-doodle-do
Poem Details | by
Robert Pirrie |
Categories:
cheer up, fun, funny, happy, humor, places, smile,
A bonnie wee place, Drummore.
Just aff the Galloway Shore.
A stoat and a fish.
Their signature dish.
A bonnie wee place Drummore.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Everything's loopy and totally groovy
Lost half a pound
Look great in a gown
Next I'll star in a Hollywood movie
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
My friend is known for a horsey type grin
Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind
Through fields of clover
Don't mind his odour
Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
joy,
Smile, damn smile, you face won't break
It's a spanking new day for goodness sake
No grumpies allowed
Sing hallelujah out loud
Break out in song as soon as you wake
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
joy,
What earth shattering things have I got to say
The world's still round, same stuff each day
Happy as a pig
So what the frig
Why can't everybody perform in life's happy play
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
beach, bird, boy, funny, magic, miracle,
An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
The college student was so bored
Upon finding out that she'd been ignored
By some of her peers
That had to many beers
After finding out, she was floored
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
nonsense,
A cat and a dog, marinated delight,
In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight,
Their sizzles did soar,
Mom kicked the pan, what a roar!
Dinner was ruined that unfortunate night!
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense,
A man got sick, needed specialists' aid,
All organs were treated, no hope did they fade,
But alas, in the end,
The man met his end,
Happily ever after, his organs stayed.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
character,
Accused of much silliness, it's who I am
Can't change I'm afraid, just a silly old man
Life's a big hoot
In my colourful suit
A clown like attire with a nose so grand
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
clothes, giggle, wind,
Harry finally had his day in court
So he wore a dark suitcoat to comport
But he let go a fart
Tore the courtroom apart
A full tank of gas ~ a hole in his shorts
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
father daughter, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, parents,
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home and hid my head
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
cat, fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
The king banished a cat, such a jest,
To Madrid, in the west, on a quest.
With Spanish cheese and feline grace,
It grew plump in that very place,
Then married a funny in haste.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
dad, evil, irony, perspective, political, usa,
Will the house our cadaver impeach?
Kevin's abused his freedom of speech
With head in the sand
McCarthy takes command
Like a selfish son of a beach
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
creation,
My readership has dwindled lately
After many years this has disturbed me greatly
Are my lims getting boring
Is my ego showing
Trying hard to still be creative faithfully
Poem Details | by
Melani Udaeta |
Categories:
children, computer, humor,
Out of GIFs! Oh now I've got to talk,
no pictures I may start to squawk;
Deep thoughts flabbergasted,
blank conversation thread;
Kids got further with sidewalk chalk.
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
fun, funny, humor,
A funny guy went to town with glee,
Came home with a rat, you see.
His wife was quite cross,
With a stinky meal toss,
Said, "Next time, bring home takeout for me!"
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, black african american, cry, food, funny, giggle, humor,
sure i should not have cooked him
agent percival snookum
but cannibals led
to fashion this dread
shame he used a pseudonym.
Poem Details | by
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories:
heart,
I know I must give you my all,
With passion and love, stand tall.
Every ounce of my heart,
I'll gladly impart,
In your arms, I'll eternally fall.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, dream, football,
The woeful Chicago Bears football team
Hibernated in caves this June to dream
Of winning their first game
But they exited tame ~
Green Bay Packers turned them into whipped cream
Poem Details | by
George Schaefer |
Categories:
humor, love,
They promised me a magical pill
Said it would provide a royal thrill
My lady did coyly wink
But I missed it in a blink
And my desire we don’t fulfill
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, drug, husband, senses, silly, wife,
Horton smelled a Who, what about Hortense
Did she have that special female 'sixth sense'
It seems she was lacking
But not 'cos of hacking
'Hortense! Stop burning that freaking incense!'