Poem Details | by
Margarita Lillico |
Categories:
humorous,
Once Pat was approached at the corner street
By Johnny, with his offer, indiscreet.
She pulled out her poet's wit
With sharp metaphoric grit,
And blew his macho off into dead meat.
March 30, 2023
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Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
humorous, international, leadership, satire,
The old fool can't even spell 'embarrassed'
Joe Biden really thinks he can scare us
He claims he's the boss here
Though his vision's not clear
Threatens to send K Harris to Paris
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun,
They called him Bunny P. Love
Because he always wore this pink glove
He often moon walked and prep
And all the ladies loved his step
His spins and moves created a dove
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun,
An opera singer name Guff Macduff
When he sings he tries to stuff
All his tunes in such short time
Even when he drinks red wine
Guff Macduff was just a cream puff
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
hair, men,
Samson had some gorgeous hair
Everyone assumed he had flair
Then a woman took his pride
Hair was cut, he broke then cried
Seeing his strength return, gave them a scare
Poem Details | by
Clifford Villalon |
Categories:
anniversary, birthday, celebration, children, engagement, family, friend,
Many years I kept you in a box
Box of memories that knocks
Birthdays and occasions you come alive
All day, like roses, I count you in five
Candles I lit, my love for you rocks!
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
funny, humorous, hurt, husband, silly, voice, wife,
there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
he said please shut up
he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!
(caveat: no endorsement of product intended)
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
animal, appreciation, humor,
Eyes gleam onyx-black, white silky hair gently flows
Pampered with kisses, hugs and chic bows
It's Suzanne's impish Maltese
The first lap dog, from Old Greece
Sparking heart-rending love which glows, spreads and grows
3/22/23
For SuZ
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
A mutt may show up with a rat
Do some terrible things to your hat
But he’s happy for sure
Just to roll in manure
And so grateful that he’s not a cat
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, funny, humorous, nursery rhyme,
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
animal, humor,
A horse was the smallest of all
But he also long to be tall
So, he stretched everyday
Stood on bails of stacked hay
Until he stumbles and fall
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
drink,
In a bar room they boldly contested
Though both were quite fully breasted
On the wall who’d pee higher
The dame or her squire
He lost when "no hands" was requested
John G. Lawless
©3/22/2023
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
celebration,
Afraid to be unsupported.
With not posting, she cavorted.
Till a spirit did appear,
Saying, cease all fear.
With that, she penned undaunted!
3/21/2023
Write a limerick to celebrate this day, do!
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
april, beauty, environment, friend, health, morning, song,
Restfulness was for the body's good,
bright and lively are the roses;
my aria has powerful tones!
Martha smiles, today she's dressed in red;
she invites me in to taste her sweet bread!
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
anxiety, confidence, culture, feelings, humor, morning, sexy,
Espresso is brewing: that's my fix,
not my expensive Rolex;
this Ralph Lauren suit is elegant.
Good looks can generate sentiment;
worry, rush and stress perplex!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
food, silly, word play,
Creatures from the deep blue lagoon
Surrounded the sleeping baboon
They poked him in the belly
Out came strawberry jelly
Opened up a brand New Delhi!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
humor, love hurts, passion,
Romeo was hiding in an alley
And yet Juliet found him, by Golly
They made love with passion
Each with their blue mask on
(Then) died of COVID ~ a fitting finale
Poem Details | by
Jim Slaughter |
Categories:
humor,
Flapper Shirley Shively sighed and thought, how could she?
She'd love to do that hootchie-kootchie dance, but would she?
Though the boys she loved to tease,
She was, sadly, quite obese.
Surely Shirley Shively shouldn't shimmy, should she?
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
destiny, growing up, humor, humorous, science fiction, stars, surreal,
lola smalanna was fine
until she turned about nine
when mother brings home
an eclectic tome
and local stars misalign.
Poem Details | by
Jim Slaughter |
Categories:
humor,
Poor old Doc Quackenbush is gone,
How he happened to fall down that well is unknown.
When they found him he was dead,
His obituary read,
"He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone."
Poem Details | by
Earl Schumacker |
Categories:
adventure, celebration, confusion, drink, holiday, identity, silly,
Traveling the mountains of Disneyland
Much higher than those found in Ireland
When you’re drinking ale
It’s like reading braille
And doesn't much matter what car you're in
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
beach, fish, funny, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,
local sponge diver big deel
lacking personal appeal
jumped into a lake
procured a fish cake
and bumped an electric eel.
Poem Details | by
Jim Slaughter |
Categories:
humor,
A pre-alcoholic Irishman nearing the brink,
Was convinced by his wife he should go see a shrink.
And after only one session
He learned a valuable lesson,
He would much rather give up his wife than the drink.
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
On St. Patrick's Day, old boozehound Barney
Howls grand Gaelic airs at a pub in Killarney
Place a strong stout at his paw
And he'll howl Erin go braugh!
Yes, County Kerry folk are given to blarney!
3/17/23
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
emotions,
I have become a fat chair potato
It would be nice to be a tomato
Maybe a chili pepper hot
Or habanero wrought
Anything else to end this trapped woe
Written: 03/17/2023
Habanero pepper has 100,000 to 350,000 Scoville Heat Units.
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
cute, men, silly, success, woman,
there once was a sly swimmer bloke
whose manners were sure to provoke
his form was unique
a brand new technique
he mastered the women’s breaststroke
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey
Poem Details | by
JENNIFER PROXENOS |
Categories:
humanity,
Hey Tom Cunningham, you could help bring Putin down,
Plastic surgery has made him into a legendary clown,
Ridicule him whilst highlighting his inhumanity,
Mock him but telling of his insanity,
Advise him his plastic surgeon should give him a frown
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, boy, child, cute love, funny love,
Rev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast
birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts
3/13/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
dog, humor,
In the bullmastiff's breast beats a heart of pure gold
A proud Saxon canine, true caring and bold
Ever steadfast, not trendy
Such an apt chum for Wendy
A real breed apart and a joy to behold
POEM OF THE DAY
3/14/23
(For Wendy Horder and her hunk of love Brix)
Written 3/13/23
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
fun, funny, humorous, silly, wind,
there once was a man from Kingsbury
who put on his kilt in a hurry
in a bit of a flap
he forgot his jockstrap
a chill wind put him in a flurry
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
feelings, food, funny, image, self, silly, woman,
there once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
when she was asked why
she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
humor, life, world,
They told me there is no jackalope.
I said, "your head is like a cantalope!"
Ignorance and fear, better than a cold beer?
Stupidity, like the virus!
Wuhan ….leave it behind us!
3/10/2023
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
The eggs were colorful and bright
They hide them way out of sight
There was a watchful eye
Who tried to act shy
Took the eggs and ate with delight