Poem Details | by
James Study |
Categories:
age, birthday,
Bacon and eggs each morning his treat
Chocolate and candy and all that's sweet
No helmet with pedal
No seat belt to meddle
Making eighty years old was no easy feat
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
devotion, heart, love, mother, mother son, ocean, thank you,
My mother is like the ocean
She gives a lot of devotion
So around her neck
I put pearls perfect
For all her heart's emotion
Syllables:
8,8,8
5,5
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
christmas, funny, giggle, holiday, humor, silly, snow,
There once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
But Jolly Saint Nick,
well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to clean up the snow.
Poem Details | by
Khondwaniwn Crusader |
Categories:
adventure, anxiety, change, character,
My family never allows me to read a book
Every time I attempt to read a page they'll tell me to cook
So day and night I sweat
But bitterness wipes of the wet
Triumphantly it makes me do all the work
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
car, change, horse, recovery from,
Old rusty Bessie just drove her last mile
Went with a sputter instead of a smile
No more brakes slipping
No more gears ripping
Think I'll relax with a horse for a while
Poem Details | by
Tania Kitchin |
Categories:
funny,
Santa knew he had a special mission
To make sure Putin's out of commission
With his sleigh of dynamite
Disguised as presents tonight
Down Putin's chimney upon ignition
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
Birds baked in pies, babies rocked out of trees
Kids all falling down from some dreadful disease
Young Hansel and Gretel
May wind up in a kettle
What tormented minds write stories like these?
12/4/22
Poem Details | by
Jeff Kyser |
Categories:
silly,
There once was a driver named Huck
who found himself down on his luck.
When he kicked the tires,
he incurred her ire,
got left by his self-driving truck.
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
angst, animal, pride, scary, visionary, voice, war,
Mufasa & Scar join forces
To kill evil in its courses
Angst to the hyenas
King and bro hit arenas
It is like riding all horses!
Syllables:
8,8,8
7,7
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
absence, angst, boy, cute, funny, kiss, visionary,
I knew a boy, who was a giant
He was on a council of miants
He was boisterous
A cute fool to us
So he left out of his, defiance!
Syllables:
9,9,9
5,5
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
christmas, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
There once was a pudgy old elf
he loaded the toys from the shelf
filled the sleigh full
too heavy to pull
needed to lose half of himself
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
dog,
Are dogs our long lost missing link
Basically can they talk and possibly think
At times they shock me
Surely they can talk with me
Pretty sure they have us all hoodwinked
Poem Details | by
Valsa George |
Categories:
care, hilarious, irony,
Patient to doctor said so sore
“I can’t bear this pain any more
Kill me…I want to die
My lips are going dry”
Said doc, “For that I am called for”
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Poor Rudolph’s desperate to “go”
Resulting in bright yellow snow
He produces some brown
Making Santa Claus frown
And shouting Rudolph, No! No! No!
A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
12/02/22
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
christmas,
There is a rumor going around
Santa is feeling quite blue and down
The elves say he's in bed
And he's covered his head
But Mrs. Claus nowhere can be found
Just for fun/come to your own conclusions.
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
In Moscow’s sewers earlier today
An urgent plot was hatched without delay
On his porcelain throne
Up Vlad’s rear flew a drone
And blew poor Putin’s butt far away
12/2/22
Poem Details | by
Ann Peck |
Categories:
christmas, fun, giggle, humor, memory, nonsense, tree,
What? she cried, the Christmas tree you forgot?
Worn-out excuse--you bought a whiskey shot!
Forgot my glasses, see
then really had to pee
But I sang carols to the whole blooming lot!
Poem Details | by
Hat Bueckert |
Categories:
christmas, funny,
Elves were on strike, it was Santas worst fear
Sick of long, late hours and forced Christmas cheer
Sick of being on shelves
What to give to these elves
When they only work one month in the year....
Dec 2, 2022
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebration,
In spite of my age, my brain still works
Thought by now I'd need a full time nurse
I'm still clicking along
Singing sixties songs
To tell the truth it could be a whole lot worse
Poem Details | by
Arlo Parker |
Categories:
beautiful, child, joy, word play,
Once lived a sweet beauty named Paige
Even at six she was quite the sage
Always ready to strike a pose
A ready smile under a button nose
Her spontaneous laugh always the rage
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Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, birthday, friend, friendship,
happy birthday William Earl,
how ya do-N where U at in this world
12/1/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©
Poem Details | by
Becky Forbes |
Categories:
joy,
He pens from the Source, Unseeking Seeker
Words bring us Stillness and make us meeker
Conduit of truth
Secret-cracking sleuth
Ingest his words to make ego weaker
12.1.2022
Poem Details | by
Becky Forbes |
Categories:
celebration,
Tom Cunningham tells the stories just right
Eyes drink his words in delicious delight
He takes us on rides
We want ne’er subside
We scream to his poems, “Gimme more. Quite!”
12.1.22
Poem Details | by
Becky Forbes |
Categories:
thanks,
There once was a poet named Jeff Kyser
All who partook of his pen grew wiser
Looked up brand new forms
Established new norms
He’s the wittiest wit, I surmiser
12.1.22
Poem Details | by
David Bose |
Categories:
humor, loneliness, money,
Santa dropped in, was eager to pay,
But Viagra was up in the sleigh.
A tart doffed her teddy,
Said, "Santa I'm ready,
But don't think you'll be able that way."
Poem Details | by
Matt Caliri |
Categories:
christmas, funny,
Barn-ward we heard the reindeer's sneeze.
Smells of nutmeg and clove in the breeze.
With Santa stuck in the John,
From dusk till about dawn,
Looks like we gave Big Red too much cheese.
Poem Details | by
Christuraj Alex |
Categories:
fun,
The grown-ups did not feel, we thought,
We, students, never with them fought;
We recycled wastes, yet,
Out of these got cribs set;
We have, truly, a new fact taught...!
01 December 2022
Poem Details | by
W J Clarke |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
At Christmas we feast to our hearts galore,
And can eat until our stomachs are sore,
If one’s gut should implode,
The bottom may explode,
Oh! My goodness! Do I have to say more?
30/11/22
Tania Kitchin
A Funny Christmas Limerick Contest
Poem Details | by
Tom Valles |
Categories:
animal, christmas, fun, funny, holiday, humor, humorous,
Officer please, I respect the police
Please issue a warning for my release!
Who knew a red headlight’s illegal?
I know they don’t show up on seagulls.
Oh, I have presents in back for your niece!
written 11/30/2022
Poem Details | by
Brian K. Bilverstone |
Categories:
celebration, christmas, social,
November
A small note concerning November.
It’s the month for “Remember Remember.”
Curb your Yuletide proclivities,
Put a lid on festivities.
Because Christmas belongs in December!
Poem Details | by
Christuraj Alex |
Categories:
fun,
By horse-cart when Santa Claus rode,
Through our untarred yoyo village road,
Axis like a dough disc,
Broke; Santa was at risk;
Lo! His expedition got slowed...!
30 November 2022
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
addiction,
Someone told me what they saw last night
A mirror reflecting some bright light
Rudolph told Dasher 'tis true
There was a line or two
Oh! Santa's sleigh's mirror now turned white
After reading Andrea's limerick about Santa being drunk..Just for fun
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
As a child I would tremble and shudder with fright
Praying Please Lord not Aunt Beas's Marmalade tonight
Always slick, slimy and hard
Made of lime peels and used lard
I was still glad it wasn't Ol' Tom's Maramite
11/29/22
Poem Details | by
David Bose |
Categories:
humor,
Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail,
Once more toting with her Santa's bail;
Seems where people all shop
He let red trousers drop:
He enjoys showing biddies he's male.
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
cry, hate, humor, jealousy, longing, money, silver,
I once knew a man named Shane
Who didn't have, a chain
He was so damn cold
Cuz he wasn't sold
That drove him so damn insane!
Syllables:
7,7,7
6,6