Poem Details | by
Cooper Etheridge |
Categories:
4th grade, cute,
There once was a man from Amarillo
Whose wife looked like an armadillo
The tooth fairy came
And left in shame
Empty, like his mouth on the pillow.
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous, sad,
My Uncle Jim loved to engage in tickling
Especially young boys, it was sickening,
We wondered about him,
Hanging out at the gym
'Till he started openly soliciting!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
You know how boys play with their tool
Pretending to be Mr. Cool
So keep an eye out
For a water spout
As they tend to pee in the pool!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
time,
What lies on the dark side of the moon
Do beings exist in a magical commune
Since time began
Since the dawn of man
This mystery has puzzled us from our worldly cocoon
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america,
The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
Which is why we're the richest nation!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
A lady who shops at the mall
Bought a bra a wee bit too small
Because she has more
Her cups runneth o'er
The Pride goeth before a fall
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
health,
It seems that no one understands
Monkeypox is not spread by glands
Just one little touch
Infects an whole bunch
Whatever you do, DON'T SHAKE HANDS!*
*Dr. Fauci says, "Sex is
not necessary, skin-to-skin
contact is!" so no more
fistbumps!
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
cute, drink, fun, funny, games, humorous, silly,
My grandpa was a drinking man
he never lost a dealer’s hand
we hired a caregiver
to tend his bad liver
from bottle and table he’s banned
He tried to sneak drink and a game
and was feeling the stare of fame
drew a royal flush
his liver turned to mush
his game will never be the same
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
I could tell by the look in her eyes
She was a girl who knew about guys
She thought that my size
Might generate sighs
One can't help but love a girl so wise!
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
There was an artist Van Gogh
who loved to put on a show
cut off his ear
shed not a tear
Why? no one will ever know
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
death,
It's unsettling when a friend stops posting
With no advance notice or explantation of closing
The thought of passing
Is immediately distressing
'Tis human to think negative a natural emotion
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
dog, friendship, home,
Joe found himself in a bit of a rut
So, he bought himself the friendliest mutt
Bow-wow, lick-lick, slurp-slurp
Joe's space that mutt usurped
Not room enough for them both in Joe's hut
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
farm,
My friend farmer Shane has perfected new breeds
His corn and soybeans he's planted from seeds,
An early morning riser,
Using no fertilizer,
He spends most of his spare time pulling weeds.
Written August 3, 2022
[for Farmer Shane]
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
The Psycho Cell roof is leaking
The lady inside is shrieking
As hard as she tries
When she shuts her eyes
All she can see is Trump streaking
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
international,
China claims that the Taiwan Strait
Does not divorce it from its mate
But China's been busted
It can not be trusted
Since it reneged on Hong Kong's fate!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humorous,
The cowboy rode a bucking horse
He tried holding but was toss
Through a salon door
Rump busted his core
That horse strictly showed him who's boss
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Victoria's Secret hottie
Was modelling something naughty
With it all on view
What else could I do
But make a run for the potty?
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
evil, fear, sad,
Who's Fooling Who?
Bloody murder, wild sex, torture and slime
Scammers and pushers and heinous crime
It's too much to bear
All the evil out there
Except for cable TV at prime time!
8/1/22
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth McCann |
Categories:
age, betrayal, political, prison,
Chris Lovelock had talked to a friend
About bringing his life to an end.
But the friend then betrayed him
And the cops came and stayed him
By giving him six days in the pen!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
When men are getting off their rocks
They seldom think of monkeypox
In the vaccine queue
All eyes are on you
So keep in mind that money talks
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
I have a very childlike mind,
I've never left my childhood behind,
Most people think that I am daft,
Cos childish thoughts make me laugh,
It's ridiculous but sublime!
Poem Details | by
Jeff Kyser |
Categories:
food,
Beyond a shadow of a doubt,
There’s much to be outraged about.
But what gets my craw,
The final, last straw:
Chaco Tacos have been phased out.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
"The way of a man with a maid"
Is never quite like the girl prayed
Just one little prick
And she calls in sick
(its more fun to get laid than paid)
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
There once was a young man named Lane
who literally was insane
he wrote a billet-doux
using words of voodoo
not knowing it meant to enflame!
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
conflict, death, funny, hilarious, humorous, loss, moving on,
There once was a man named Fred
Who found a body to dread
He said he'd protect
and never neglect
But the thing is the body was dead!
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anxiety, cheer up, fishing, fun, giggle, humor, humorous,
Shiftless Louie's constant wish
For a new satellite dish.
Made his wife stammer
In her best grammar,
Come home once you've caught a fish.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
international,
Here's a thought for you to ponder:
Where on earth should a girl wander?
This world is vast
The die is cast
Why worry? Goliath yonder!
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
animal, funny, scary,
There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
When the black bear stood tall
He did not move at all
Cause the bear was chasing his friend Larry
Poem Details | by
Lisle Ryder |
Categories:
dance, dog,
We are with a young springer called Flo
living up to her name in full flow.
Dancing on her lead
she's longing to speed,
for there's nothing she'll miss with her nose.
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
fruit, funny,
Blackberries are juicy and sweet
And very delicious to eat.
For me though, I think,
Are those I can drink-
Blackberry liqueur is my treat!
July 29, 2022
Contest: Your Thoughts on Blackberries
Sponsor: Matt Caliri
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
My wife was once a school bus driver
Brave lady she's still in therapy, a survivor
It's quite a sad tale
At times gets derailed
Aims at kiddies with words I can't decipher
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
In Phoenix, a story was told
That Tom Cunningham stashed his gold
Since Tom is a bard
They dug up his yard
Marmite in hand, Tom laughed, "You're cold!"
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner
Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner
His parish aghast
Told the cops, "Come fast"
The Judge called a Miss de Meanor*
(n.b., Baptist Jefs is now a
Registered Sex Offender so
guard your vacuum cleaner!
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
humor,
Hank’s Predicament
Limerick: by Tom
7/27/2022
I once knew a man named Hank,
while in the army drove a tank.
Then one day’s dread,
the tank lost a tread.
At that time Hank's mind went blank.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari