Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
chocolate, love, sexy, valentines day,
Like heaters with thousands of watts
Hot passion burns hearts into knots
Instead of this norm
To find love that’s warm
Form relations with chocolàtes
A honeyed and candied sweet taste
Entwined under lingerie laced
As valentine treat
Is the finest eat
Lucky tongues have ever embraced
Poem Details | by
Chetta Achara |
Categories:
perspective,
Democrats are becoming undone
We're watching them cry just for the fun
Their slush fund is dry
Oh me and oh my
Deep state clean up has only begun
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
10th grade, family, humorous, mother, my children,
The mere mention of boogies and snot
would creep out our dear mamma a lot.
She'd cry out, "Bill, Jenny, and Steve!
Stop it. You're gonna make me heave."
Of course promptly stop it? We did not.
Poem Details | by
Mike Gentile |
Categories:
books, fun, humor,
“The Tiger’s Revenge” is a wonderful book
Unlikely are many to give it a look
Its author as stated
Seems mighty ill fated
His name, Sir Claude Balls, has left many men shook
Poem Details | by
Shadow Hamilton |
Categories:
humorous, love,
You know about Jack and Jill
when they went up the hill
not for water but as lovers
Jack with half mast trousers
holding Jill fell down the hill
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
car, care, funny, hair, humor, humorous, silly,
A man of debatable taste
Thought wonders of sticky toothpaste.
Adorning his hair,
Or auto repair,
All based that with paste it was laced.
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
death, flying, funny, humor, humorous, life, silly,
Conceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead.
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
boat, drink, funny, humor, humorous, sea, silly,
A man, more patrician than not,
Of folly, he had quite a lot.
Stentorian voice,
But words of poor choice,
A sot, not a yacht, had he bought.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
anxiety,
It's hard to imagine what goes through our mind
Of someone willing to end their life for a cause undefined
It's a mystery to me
I'm unable to see
Justification for this horrendous act of man's decline
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Being of sound mind and body, this dude
Bequeaths his soul to help those who've come unglued
The world needs more giggles
And more positive signals
For a better world to emerge with a new attitude
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
addiction,
There once was a young fellow from Philadelphia
Who would sometimes go into fits of hysteria
When a bombshell he viewed
He became totally unglued
Started drooling and eating poinsettias
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humor,
there was a politician named Rod
who for his truth telling wanted to be lauded
but everyone knew better
that he was just another vote getter
because politicians and truth together are quite odd
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humor,
there was an old man named Munch
who decided on a tryst over brunch
he thought he met the girl of his dreams
she let out a scream
and he said my dear I have something to paint over lunch
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humor,
there was an old man named Ford
who thought history was absurd
he said it was all bunk
then his company produced a junk
and the Edsel became the car most abhorred
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
appreciation,
Stuff lurks down deep, from past experience
Heaven knows I'm known for great resilience
In moments of panic
Turns me quite frantic
Rely on rhymes, mysterious and sapience
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
america, angst, world,
Greenland will be our posh winterland plaza
Blueprints unfold for a Riviera Gaza
Just hot air baloneyism
Or old-fashioned colonialism?
Panamanians shout leave! Viva la Raza!
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, humorous, science, youth,
When you stop a sec to consider
all the genes you share with this critter,
it is so clear, right off the bat,
why you always act like a rat.
Don’t let this truth make you feel bitter.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
sad,
Jack has a dark side as one of fun
He laid out too long in the hot sizzling sun
Didn't turn over
Got over exposure
White in front but dark on his bum
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pain,
Moving some boxes, holy crap
Got a dirty big pain in my sacroiliac
Not young anymore
Like was once before
Must take care or my back will crack
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
death, leadership, murder,
Start the game show geography
Three guesses where POTUS will be
Delete Chicago
Nix Mar-a-Lago
Musk knows it's Trumpington DC
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
anger, humorous, hurt, pain, woman,
So, yeah, hi - I'm that girl from Peru.
And I've written a limerick too.
Here's to all of you jerks
who made fun of my quirks:
a sincere and deep heartfelt "pfhuck you!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Y'all think I'm this handsome young devil
Got news for you all, haven't been on the level
Got quite a large tummy
Mother dresses me funny
When girls touch my hoohaw, I get all ferschemmeled
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Will soon turn ninety that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
Got wrinkles on my wrinkles I'm heading downhill!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, food, funny, giggle,
Porky Pig once stopped by my butcher shoppe
Pig was not looking for any old slop
He searched high and low
Meat tasted like crow
'Please, Elmer, one pound of strings from your mop’
Poem Details | by
Bill Marable |
Categories:
baby,
That Annoying Neighbor
Why do babies fear their shadow
What of the dark stalker do they know
With tearful eyes
Their voice cries
For clouds to mask their foe
Bill Marable
2/3/25
8:21 am
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
candy, corruption, political,
Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces
I’m boycotting candy by Meeses
I loathe, nay abhor
This global trade war
Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happy,
Just got new glasses, well new lenses, same frames
Expected an improvement but it seems much the same
Could age be a factor
My hopes are shattered
Not a young whipper snapper, maybe age is to blame
Poem Details | by
Bill Marable |
Categories:
age, body, change, health,
Dealing with one’s mortality
Reveals a stark reality
As you age
You set the stage
For you own finality
Bill Marable
9/17/24 6:39 pm
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
flying, food, fun, humor, humorous, light, silly,
A man of kaleidoscope eye
Devoured all manner of pie.
Apple to rhubarb,
Crusty with full carb,
The pie in his eye made it fly.
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
humorous,
To sell smart trash bins a man George did hire,
but loss loomed large, put him in dumpster fire.
He promptly fired the dumb man,
became a keen garbage fan,
saved his business going downright haywire.
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
fun,
The queen of rubbish raised her man’s ire
By not calling the king of trash, sire
She just refused
His ‘Royal Refuse’
So he raged into a dumpster fire
For Dumpster Fire Contest
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
food, humorous,
“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs -
She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs
“You won’t use a cook book
When it’s your turn to cook
It’s always baked beans with fried eggs!”
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
11th grade, 12th grade, girlfriend, humorous, love, relationship, rude,
I once loved a woman, a Tartar,
who turned out to be a real farter.
When I said it wasn’t polite
and to stop it! at least at night,
she started to fart even harder.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
The air is free but don't foul it up
Can't capture it save it in an air tight cup
It comes and goes
Through any size nose
So treat it well and never let up
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Naughtiness is the name of my game
Writing serious stuff no longer earns me fame
Seems I'm stuck in a rut
Must write about smut
So my BOTTOM line is I can't be to blame