Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, water,
Live head-lice thrive on Peter's crown
Head's itchy it's making him frown
But young Peter's no fool
Dunks his head in the pool
He's hoping all the critters drown!
Poem Details | by
Hilo Poet |
Categories:
analogy, beach, holiday,
Dear, get me a cocktail, ... those fruity ones,
Me with no glasses, ... No miss, errs or runs,
saluting sounds of conscience
smoking fumes are obnoxious
he strayed, two sunbathed girls, "Dears, it's the guns."
Poem Details | by
Terry Miller |
Categories:
humor,
A witless young man named Abdul
one day dropped his phone in the pool.
With his face in the wet,
he could TikTok still get,
no need to dive in; he’s no fool!
Poem Details | by
Patri Venkata Ramana |
Categories:
crazy, fun,
Young James always appears to be lazy.
Due to inertness, his mind gets hazy.
To the pool, he makes a tread.
Into it, he dips his head.
Losing his grip, he topples. How crazy!
Poem Details | by
Thomas Harrison |
Categories:
animal,
Once, when younger at the beach,
Dad bought us an ice cream each.
A pigeon, alert,
pooed on dad’s dessert;
no more it tasted of peach!
Poem Details | by
Jonathan Medida |
Categories:
abuse, anger, anti bullying, childhood, hope, school, suicide,
By that pool, where the shadows did rule,
A confused kid, thought he'd end it cruel,
He plunged his weary head,
With a heart capped of dread,
But recalled he has homework for school.
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Poem Details | by
David Crandall |
Categories:
fun, humor, summer,
In summer, I drag old bones to the beach.
High surf and bikini clad women teach
that, shining in the sun,
there are some kinds of fun
that are for me, not my eyes, out of reach.
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
funny, inspiration,
Mom said there's no time for a swim!
For sure, I was upset and grim.
The day was so hot-
Time for a quick shot!
Dunked my brainy head on a whim!
Poem Details | by
Howard Osborne |
Categories:
rain, summer,
RAIN AGAIN
As the summer season takes over from spring
With limited hope for the warmth it may bring
A changeable climate like ours
Delivering regular showers
Means that a constant damp affects everything
Poem Details | by
Chetta Achara |
Categories:
humor,
There was a young man from Detroit
Whose thinking they say was adroit
He challenged the sun
To have some hot fun
Ended up with his head en pointe.
Poem Details | by
Crystol Woods |
Categories:
1st grade, child, funny, humor, nonsense, water,
Swimming nude in the pool was Little Lou,
In distress she yelled, ”MA! I gotta poo !”
Ma was much too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in his head and said, “Well, Howdy-DOO!”
Poem Details | by
Howard Kerr |
Categories:
angst, blue, dark, deep, fantasy, fate, perspective,
Blue pool had brave man quite transfixed
whose thoughts might seem muddled and mixed
dare he risk sweet life
with deep pain and strife
or ponder awhile in betwixt
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
car, drink, giggle, technology,
The dog days of summer, certainly here
Every half-hour, another shot of beer
Too lazy to move
I’m stuck in a groove
Glad my new car doesn’t need me to steer
Poem Details | by
David Crandall |
Categories:
humor,
Since you moved next door, I'm under your spell.
As you sunbathe in the yard where you dwell,
How I ponder as I look
on the weights borne by one hook!
I hope cold water will, such thoughts, dispel.
Poem Details | by
Peter Bryce |
Categories:
humorous,
There once was a young boy named Stever,
Came down with a sudden head fever;
Grandma said,”stay in bed!”
Instead to pool he fled,
‘Cause Stever just didn’t believe her.
Poem Details | by
Howard Osborne |
Categories:
cool,
WATER TO DO
There was a young man called Fred
Who had a boil on top of his head
As a large inflamed spot
It became extremely hot
So dipped it in a cold pool instead
Poem Details | by
Margarita Lillico |
Categories:
humorous,
I have a sweet grandson named Steve,
Inquisitive chap and naive,
Pool or pond, his wish -
To scout out the fish,
Dunked into Land of Make Believe.
Poem Details | by
Chetta Achara |
Categories:
humor, political,
The “Green New Deal” will go down as the largest PONZI SCAM on a global scale! ~Jay McKinsey, 2023
There was a young man from the coast
Whose mind the Democrats stoked
With Green Energy scam
When he couldn't find sand
The man buried his head in the moat!
Poem Details | by
Jaymee Thomas |
Categories:
summer,
In his shirt of bright yellow nylon,
Nicky hung, with his curious eye on
A pool he bent over,
Cool water enclosure
Still, he's well-dressed with his smile on.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
cute,
Knew a delicate flyer named flutterby
She'd fly backwards not like other butterflies
Kept bumping into things
But on AGT she could sing
Sang opera brought a tear to my eyes
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
hilarious,
There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know
She also possessed a wee heinie
Poem Details | by
Lisle Ryder |
Categories:
creation, environment,
As our human population increases
we risk becoming an invasive species.
We are spreading with speed
like an unwelcome weed,
so native creatures then suffer decreases.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
farewell, humorous, perspective, political,
Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
farm, humorous,
New farmer whose first name is Guy
Confesses he's using AI
His cows are sans bulls
But for lassies he pulls
He uses his todger - AYE AYE!
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
lust,
I just knew that I'd better not stop
Caressing her from bottom to top
It was getting real hot
When I hit the right spot
But by then I was too pooped to pop
Prequel to "Johnny on the Spot"
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
irony, political,
They say they’re on board, there’s no fuss
They just let the old man loudly cuss
Think no one will notice
It’s only the POTUS
Thrown under a big yellow bus
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
pain, political, sick,
COVID just sank its fangs into Joe
Will the disease let the old man go ~
Return to the campaign
Or just add to his pain ~
Perhaps now Joe will tell himself NO!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
innocence, military, money, murder, satire,
JD Vance will certainly get skewered
For he came off as naïve, untutored
Boosted the military
Promoted prosperity
Such naivete can get him murdered
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
america, dark, moving on, political,
The train’s pulling out of the station now
Not everyone’s boarded the old cash cow
The POTUS got left behind
A sign of radical times ~
'Wheels of progress' just ground him into chow
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
I lost my hair and I lost my pep
That's why I lost the spring in my step
But I couldn't go on
When my manhood was gone
And I lost my wife to Johnny Depp
Poem Details | by
Thomas Harrison |
Categories:
anger,
A bully once roared in my face,
macho bluster, lacking all grace.
I said “Do you mind?
I think you might find,
your breath offends my personal space.”
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
silly,
He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ***!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)
Poem Details | by
Denis Bruce |
Categories:
anger, silly,
There once was a donkey from Delhi
Who dared call a tiger's breath smelly
Tiger roared out in great rage
Which donkey could not assuage
And ended up in tiger's belly
Poem Details | by
R J. Elless |
Categories:
humor,
There was a scandalous lass.
That let men handle her ***.
So, what can she say?
They all had to pay.
Although, she didn't add tax!
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
A Bengal tiger has an uncanny hunch
That he'll encounter a tasty beast to munch
Finding an inedible Prey
with fear he roars go away!
Then runs to seek a more suitable lunch