Limerick Poems About Dogs | Dog Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: dog, humorous,

Doggone

There was a dog owner named Mark Whose beagle would constantly bark The neighbours would moan They’d steal Benji’s bone And toss it away in the park 18th February 2016

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Poem Details | by Hannah Everett |
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not a Noodle, a Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.



Poem Details | by Milton Toran |
Categories: humor, humorous, silly, , fate,

Kiss of Fate

While sitting on a hollow log
I was kissed by an ugly frog
It turned into an ugly queen
My oh my, what a hideous scene
I'd rather pull ticks from a dog!


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, funny, people, pets,

Old Melon

There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie.


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: war,

Gaddafi

Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi; 
'Brother Leader', dog of Tripoli   
People of Libya 
happily say, "See ya! 
Here's for Flight 103 - Lockerbie."  


*Dead 10/20/11



Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: dog, humorous,

Pugnacious

My son has a new dog called Brandy By jingo that pup is so randy He caused quite a to do When he humped my left shoe No wonder his legs are so bandy! 07-07-17


Poem Details | by Dean Wood |
Categories: dog, humorous, , cute,

Litterally Absurd

A dog by the side of the road
Whelped out her cute little load
A copper who saw
Reeled off the law
Cited for littering I’m told


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: dog, humor,

Brix the Bullmastiff

In the bullmastiff's breast beats a heart of pure gold
A proud Saxon canine, true caring and bold
Ever steadfast, not trendy
Such an apt chum for Wendy
A real breed apart and a joy to behold

POEM OF THE DAY
3/14/23
(For Wendy Horder and her hunk of love Brix)
Written 3/13/23


Poem Details | by Ralph Protsik |
Categories: animal, dog, humor,

The Dachshund

The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis
Little legs that stop short of its knees 
It can schuss like a pro
Making furrows in snow
(Though its privates are given to freeze)


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Cousin Bell

Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla she just met?


Poem Details | by Ralph Protsik |
Categories: animal, dog, humor,

The Mutt

A mutt may show up with a rat
Do some terrible things to your hat
But he’s happy for sure
Just to roll in manure
And so grateful that he’s not a cat


Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, dog, earth, nature, water,

Ruined Fur Coat

Cassidy was a curious dog; One day he walked into a bog, Coming out, he looked about, He couldn't see and began to pout; Because he’s a sludge caked dog!


Poem Details | by Robert Zimmerman |
Categories: animal,

Walkin' the Dog

I walked my dog down by the junction
When he had a canine malfunction
He jumped on a snake
A bite he did take
And now he has reptile dysfunction.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: home,

Canada In July

There are people that imagine it never gets warm Way up in Canada where cold weather's the norm In July we unzip our fur-lined parkas While carving away on a newly killed carcass Then on to our dog sled through an another snowy storm LOL


Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: animal, dog,

Line at the Loo

There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
	each clapped his four paws
	with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!


Poem Details | by Jean Murray |
Categories: dog, girlfriend, humorous,

Farting Farmer

There once was a farmer called Seamus,
who had an incompetant anus.
When out on a date with girlfriend Kate,
he blamed his dog when he farted,
to prevent her being startled.


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: anti bullying, bullying, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

A Dog Named Harry

a hairy thing roamed our streets

chasing cats for sport and treats

till it roamed too far

and dog catcher car

grabbed harry and chained his feets.


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: anger, dog, humorous, irony,

The Dog Poo Fairy

Here’s a fact SOME dog owners have missed - The dog poo fairy DOESN’T exist So get out your scoop And clear up that poop Or you’ll get a big slap on the wrist! Inspired by a large poster I saw on a van 07~16~15


Poem Details | by Joe Inka |
Categories: funny

Strange Remedy

Last night I consumed too much grog
This morning awoke in a fog
and though I'm unsure
of the bartender's cure
I'm shaving the hair off my dog

2.26.11


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: animals

Play Dog

In my house lives a talking dog, Fred,
who just loves playing games with my head.
As one day I cried,
thinking surely he’d died,
he said, “Geeez, girl,I’m just playing dead!”


For Deb's Limerick II contest


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Holiday Goodies

Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see


Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Billy Cart

Zooming, zooming, zooming fast,
I'm racing by in my billy cart,
Had to swerve to miss my dog,
Smashing into a fallen log,
Now I have to wear a plaster cast.


Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animal, cat, dog, food, children,

A Dog and a Cat and a Flea

A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.


Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: animal, cat,

Hello Kitty

There was a cat from the city
who thought she was purrfectly pretty
But a dog  chased her down
Almost running her out of town
And that did upset Miss Kitty

You best be believin'
That Miss Kitty got even
 She rounded up a cat posse
And they  scratched up the doggie
Now the poor mutt is grievin'