Limerick Poems About Pain | Pain Limerick Poems
Written by Tim Smith
Categories: humorous,

Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

(Un)Happy Hour Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear doc hemmed and he hawed amazed what he saw Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer


Written by Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon In Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?



Written by Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories: funny

Good Night

“It is pointless me using this,” he said
As he held it laying in bed
He tried it again 
Which made him feel great pain
So he slept with his night cap off of his head


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: perspective,

Plumb Line

Our neighbour is plumbing Mum's drain
As some drips were causing her pain
But mum is no fool
And his "special" tool
Like Dad's, will just make yellow rain


Written by Jennifer Proxenos
Categories: pain,

SWELL TOM HOME SWEET HOME

Hey Tom, you look well cared for and well fed,
Sure you longed to sleep in your own bed,
You must've had pain, hope they spoiled you,	
More medication, preferred a whiskey or two,
Which nurse did you like best, which one a dread.



Written by Jan Allison
Categories: health, humorous,

Dental Drama

My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: god, hockey, humor, sports,

march 17 hockey holy trinity

They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: body,

Sipping Champagn

My body's all aching and wracked with pain Not sure I want to travel this highway again Once is enough The journey's been tough Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: pain,

Constricted

Walt Willis had a pain in the crotch.
He vowed to stop drinking so much scotch.
But that wasn't to blame
the cause was clearly plain.
His gut needed a belt with a new notch.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: happiness,

Like Sipping Champagne

My body's all aching and wracked with pain Not sure I want to travel this highway again Once is enough Journey's been tough Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

What I Did Always Wrong

More of my agony I will prolong, 
Which seems to be same old song; 
Tears bring; 
Pain being,
And what I did was always wrong.

Jim Horn


Written by Joshua Lacey
Categories: funny

Take a Risk - Ode To Bowling

Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: children, humorous,

Dennis the Menace

Dennis the Menace is his Mother's bane!

   He drives his neighbor George Wilson insane!

      A saint

         He ain't

            But he's a loveable imp though a pain!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved


Written by Shadow Hamilton
Categories: drink, fun, new year,

Happy New Year

Hic, oh my! hic  am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.

12/30/2014 

contest  A Quintain Christmas

phrase Happy New Year


Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny, happiness, health

Honey Bun

There was once a man from Thomaston
He called his wife honey bun
His knee joint went out
In pain he did shout
Viagra's  no longer number one


Written by Sherif Goda
Categories: beautiful, beauty, nature,

Natural Beauty

The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare


Written by Justin Time
Categories: death, life, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,

Death Is Good

Oh give me a rope
With a noose that is loose 
And i'll tie it up on a beam

Then give me a pill
That will give me a thrill 
And i'll end it all on a high

Death Death is the way 
For life is to sucky to play

So give me a gun
That is loaded for fun
And i'll blow my brains far away.


Written by Gail Debole
Categories: animals, funny,

Hotter Than Heck

Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012


In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
     It's a pain 'round his neck
     When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"


Written by Richard D Seal
Categories: fun,

No Pain, No Gain

No Pain, No Gain

I once knew a poet named Dick
Too sensitive to take the stick
So hurt was his pride
He cried and he cried
Till he grew a skin ever so thick


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: life,

My Family Doctor

Never ever had a family doctor for most of my life But since becoming an old fart, now I never ever think twice A pain in my lower regions Or my neck or some unknown adhesions Off I toddle, don't rely on the roll of the dice © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Richard Pickett
Categories: friendship,

A Poet, Named Robert Dufresne

There is a Poet, named Robert Dufresne,
I laugh at his Poetry until I'm insane
with Brick Townsend, he plays,
a collaborative game
But Bill Lipton's Horse is a pain.


Written by Viv Wigley
Categories: humor, pain,

The Zipper

(my tribute to Limerickmeister Jack Ellison, smile engine extraordinaire)

I remember the time when I caught a
bit of my body parts where I oughtn't a
in much pain did I struggle
with my bits I did juggle
it really did make my eyes water!


Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: funny

Fly Spy

As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain

I would witness first hand the cause of his pain

        Once I saw what I saw

        Larry's Mother-in-Law

I'm sure that  I'd never go back there again!


Written by Eduardo Soriano
Categories: beauty, emotions, life, men, pain, poems, truth,

Unobtainable Love

There is a beauty that covers with clouds.
But even cries of help don't reach its careful sound.
Entreat and persist and it'll have you blocked.
Money and bling will only make you look ponged.
No covet will reach it but you still plead it out loud.


Written by Faleshia Murphy
Categories: funny

Wipe Out

I wish I could erase  some of my past
Make a bigger and brighter future fast
Erase the pain and become whole
Erase the rain and the snow
Erase those days I felt like an ass


FOR ERASER CONTEST