Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
cry, drink, health, hurt, pain, recovery from, wine,
A stupid place to stick my thumb
Right in my eye that was so dumb
It hurt so bad it made me cry
The tears are streaming from my eye
I can fix this, where’s my cheap rum
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Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
humor, planet, stars,
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
humorous,
(Un)Happy Hour
Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
“It is pointless me using this,” he said
As he held it laying in bed
He tried it again
Which made him feel great pain
So he slept with his night cap off of his head
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
perspective,
Our neighbour is plumbing Mum's drain
As some drips were causing her pain
But mum is no fool
And his "special" tool
Like Dad's, will just make yellow rain
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
health, humorous,
My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!
1/10/19
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
body,
My body's all aching and wracked with pain
Not sure I want to travel this highway again
Once is enough
The journey's been tough
Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
pain,
Walt Willis had a pain in the crotch.
He vowed to stop drinking so much scotch.
But that wasn't to blame
the cause was clearly plain.
His gut needed a belt with a new notch.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
My body's all aching and wracked with pain
Not sure I want to travel this highway again
Once is enough
Journey's been tough
Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne
Poem Details | by
Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories:
pain,
Hey Tom, you look well cared for and well fed,
Sure you longed to sleep in your own bed,
You must've had pain, hope they spoiled you,
More medication, preferred a whiskey or two,
Which nurse did you like best, which one a dread.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
More of my agony I will prolong,
Which seems to be same old song;
Tears bring;
Pain being,
And what I did was always wrong.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
god, hockey, humor, sports,
They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny
Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
children, humorous,
Dennis the Menace is his Mother's bane!
He drives his neighbor George Wilson insane!
A saint
He ain't
But he's a loveable imp though a pain!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
Shadow Hamilton |
Categories:
drink, fun, new year,
Hic, oh my! hic am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.
12/30/2014
contest A Quintain Christmas
phrase Happy New Year
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny, happiness, health
There was once a man from Thomaston
He called his wife honey bun
His knee joint went out
In pain he did shout
Viagra's no longer number one
Poem Details | by
Sherif Goda |
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, nature,
The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
animals, funny,
Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012
In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
It's a pain 'round his neck
When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"
Poem Details | by
Richard D Seal |
Categories:
fun,
No Pain, No Gain
I once knew a poet named Dick
Too sensitive to take the stick
So hurt was his pride
He cried and he cried
Till he grew a skin ever so thick
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
Never ever had a family doctor for most of my life
But since becoming an old fart, now I never ever think twice
A pain in my lower regions
Or my neck or some unknown adhesions
Off I toddle, don't rely on the roll of the dice
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Richard Pickett |
Categories:
friendship,
There is a Poet, named Robert Dufresne,
I laugh at his Poetry until I'm insane
with Brick Townsend, he plays,
a collaborative game
But Bill Lipton's Horse is a pain.
Poem Details | by
Justin Time |
Categories:
death, life, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,
Oh give me a rope
With a noose that is loose
And i'll tie it up on a beam
Then give me a pill
That will give me a thrill
And i'll end it all on a high
Death Death is the way
For life is to sucky to play
So give me a gun
That is loaded for fun
And i'll blow my brains far away.
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
humor, pain,
(my tribute to Limerickmeister Jack Ellison, smile engine extraordinaire)
I remember the time when I caught a
bit of my body parts where I oughtn't a
in much pain did I struggle
with my bits I did juggle
it really did make my eyes water!
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
funny
As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain
I would witness first hand the cause of his pain
Once I saw what I saw
Larry's Mother-in-Law
I'm sure that I'd never go back there again!
Poem Details | by
Faleshia Murphy |
Categories:
funny
I wish I could erase some of my past
Make a bigger and brighter future fast
Erase the pain and become whole
Erase the rain and the snow
Erase those days I felt like an ass
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