Limerick Poems About Pain | Pain Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: cry, drink, health, hurt, pain, recovery from, wine,

Thumb In My Eye

A stupid place to stick my thumb
     Right in my eye that was so dumb
It hurt so bad it made me cry
     The tears are streaming from my eye
I can fix this, where’s my cheap rum

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Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon In Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

(Un)Happy Hour Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear doc hemmed and he hawed amazed what he saw Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Good Night

“It is pointless me using this,” he said
As he held it laying in bed
He tried it again 
Which made him feel great pain
So he slept with his night cap off of his head

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: perspective,

Plumb Line

Our neighbour is plumbing Mum's drain
As some drips were causing her pain
But mum is no fool
And his "special" tool
Like Dad's, will just make yellow rain

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: health, humorous,

Dental Drama

My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: body,

Sipping Champagn

My body's all aching and wracked with pain Not sure I want to travel this highway again Once is enough The journey's been tough Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: pain,


Walt Willis had a pain in the crotch.
He vowed to stop drinking so much scotch.
But that wasn't to blame
the cause was clearly plain.
His gut needed a belt with a new notch.

Poem Details | by Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories: pain,


Hey Tom, you look well cared for and well fed,
Sure you longed to sleep in your own bed,
You must've had pain, hope they spoiled you,	
More medication, preferred a whiskey or two,
Which nurse did you like best, which one a dread.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Like Sipping Champagne

My body's all aching and wracked with pain Not sure I want to travel this highway again Once is enough Journey's been tough Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

What I Did Always Wrong

More of my agony I will prolong, 
Which seems to be same old song; 
Tears bring; 
Pain being,
And what I did was always wrong.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: god, hockey, humor, sports,

march 17 hockey holy trinity

They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks

Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny

Take a Risk - Ode To Bowling

Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: children, humorous,

Dennis the Menace

Dennis the Menace is his Mother's bane!

   He drives his neighbor George Wilson insane!

      A saint

         He ain't

            But he's a loveable imp though a pain!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Shadow Hamilton |
Categories: drink, fun, new year,

Happy New Year

Hic, oh my! hic  am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.


contest  A Quintain Christmas

phrase Happy New Year

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, happiness, health

Honey Bun

There was once a man from Thomaston
He called his wife honey bun
His knee joint went out
In pain he did shout
Viagra's  no longer number one

Poem Details | by Sherif Goda |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, nature,

Natural Beauty

The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare

Poem Details | by Gail Debole |
Categories: animals, funny,

Hotter Than Heck

Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012

In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
     It's a pain 'round his neck
     When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"

Poem Details | by Richard D Seal |
Categories: fun,

No Pain, No Gain

No Pain, No Gain

I once knew a poet named Dick
Too sensitive to take the stick
So hurt was his pride
He cried and he cried
Till he grew a skin ever so thick

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

My Family Doctor

Never ever had a family doctor for most of my life But since becoming an old fart, now I never ever think twice A pain in my lower regions Or my neck or some unknown adhesions Off I toddle, don't rely on the roll of the dice © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Richard Pickett |
Categories: friendship,

A Poet, Named Robert Dufresne

There is a Poet, named Robert Dufresne,
I laugh at his Poetry until I'm insane
with Brick Townsend, he plays,
a collaborative game
But Bill Lipton's Horse is a pain.

Poem Details | by Justin Time |
Categories: death, life, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,

Death Is Good

Oh give me a rope
With a noose that is loose 
And i'll tie it up on a beam

Then give me a pill
That will give me a thrill 
And i'll end it all on a high

Death Death is the way 
For life is to sucky to play

So give me a gun
That is loaded for fun
And i'll blow my brains far away.

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor, pain,

The Zipper

(my tribute to Limerickmeister Jack Ellison, smile engine extraordinaire)

I remember the time when I caught a
bit of my body parts where I oughtn't a
in much pain did I struggle
with my bits I did juggle
it really did make my eyes water!

Poem Details | by Ralph Taylor |
Categories: funny

Fly Spy

As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain

I would witness first hand the cause of his pain

        Once I saw what I saw

        Larry's Mother-in-Law

I'm sure that  I'd never go back there again!

Poem Details | by Faleshia Murphy |
Categories: funny

Wipe Out

I wish I could erase  some of my past
Make a bigger and brighter future fast
Erase the pain and become whole
Erase the rain and the snow
Erase those days I felt like an ass