Limerick Poems About God | God Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,

I Am Christian

My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.

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Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: food, technology, time,

Fast Food Kitchen

When at home its often fast food I crave,
might even be leftovers that I saved,
always in a race,
open and shut case,
thank God for my nuke everything microwave!






12-20-16



Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor, insect,

Veto the Mosquito Wbm

When God made the beasts, in days of old
It seems He lacked quality control
That surely would veto 
The cursed mosquito
And preclude all that itching untold


Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: environment,

Total Control

Digital identification
We are puppets of their creation
Such is the twilight zone
Everyone on their phone
Becoming the slaves of each nation.

This poem written by a historic
Thankful to God to have lived
In another generation.
‘Long Live Rock‘n’Roll.’

© Harry J Horsman 2022


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: religion,

Update

I thank you for sharing your views
On Christians, Islamics, and Jews
Who love the same god
Like Apple's iPod
Divinely designed to confuse



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture,

Straight Flush

Humanity so loved the poppy
That it made a chemical copy
But God knows what we need
And it isn't more weed
Which seems to make everyone sloppy!


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: death, humorous,

Waiting For God: Oh

At my breakfast table, a ghost Has just opened all of my post What’s his caper That’s my paper He’s now got his teeth in my toast


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: religion,

Proof There Is a God

A priest made the sign of a cross
Then knelt to pray to his boss
A pigeon flew by
And baptised the guy
To prove prayers do not gather moss


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

God Break Me From My Ridgid Stance

God Break Me from My Ridgid Stance

God break me from my ridged stance;
Chance allowing me to escape trance,
I had been in,
Again and again,
And enlightened when You enhance.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Sinner Or An Offender

Sinner Or an Offender

Even if a sinner or an offender,
True love is sure to be tender;
Never avoid,
And enjoyed;
God is great with His splendor.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Sitting There Saying a Prayer

Sitting There Saying a Prayer

While I had been sitting there,
Started suddenly to say a prayer,
When I would,
And also could;
God is always with many to spare.

Jim Horn

Getting a head start for Sunday.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: analogy,

Road of God Seems So Long

My God your road seems so long;
What I did do is sing Him a song;
Sins confess;
He will bless;
In Your arms know that I belong.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting, words,

Featherless Angels

How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

God Created Things With Wings

God Created Things With Wings

God had created things with wings,
And the best out of us always brings;
Like a lamb,
Happy am,
When we will hear a bird that sings.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, religious,

Lame Blame Game

Trump orders everyone to church
Or Governors will get the birch
Americans will pay
On Memorial Day
With God to blame, Trump ends his search


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health, usa,

Ama Anthem

American doctors all suck
We're in it to make a fast buck
Your meds cost a bunch
So eat pills for lunch
And pray God has blessed you with luck!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

My Most Fabulious Friend

My Most Fabulous Friend

Found you to be my most fabulous friend;
Profound poem prepared and shall send;
And what my fate,
Is you to motivate;
God is great and know never has an end.

Jim Horn 

For Akkina.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: religion,

Seminiferous Seminary

A virgin out searching for God
Discovered that God was a fraud!
How can peace endure
Or girls remain pure
When males come equipped with a prod?


Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: blue, love, red, sweet, together, uplifting, valentines day,

A Valentine’s Limerick

Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Three Who We Love and Laud

Three Who We Love and Laud

There are three we do love and laud;
Spirit with Son whose father is God;


Together all our sins they have shod.

Jim Horn

Do you disagree with any of this?
Or maybe a point I might miss;
Never found,
Or around,
That appeared to look ludicrous.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,

Eventide

When God was a burning bush
He happened to see Eve's tush
Butt wise to his games
Eve peed on the flames
And disappeared in a whoosh!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Way To Success God Had Shone

Way To Success God Had Shone

Instead of being bare to the bone,
And also by myself and left alone;
Bothered being;
Not worth seeing;
Wish way to success God had shone.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

In Prayer Will Plead

In Prayer Will Plead

In prayer to God will always plead,
Meet my requirements and do need;
Never boast;
Enjoy coast;
Help me to overcome all my greed.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health, humor,

Put In Putamen

The RN said he had to cough
In time with Rimsky-Korsakov
When God asked her why
She said, "My, oh my!
Don't you know he's Ben Joaquinov?"


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: god, hockey, humor, sports,

march 17 hockey holy trinity

They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks