Just a text to say i love you
I cant help it there's nothing i can do.
You are my best friend
And my love for you will never end.
I just want to know if you love me too
Once upon a time in the land of Jack
Appeared young Laura, now fancy that
Such pride and joy
Feel young as a boy
The decades that separate us don't mean a whack
© Jack Ellison 2015
Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
we offered them beer,
later we found cheer--
they stepped aside to let it outflow.
Oceans, woods, abused, confused!
Mother nature not amused!
Her bellies aching.
Mistakes we're making!
Time pollution was defused!
There is an old man of the ocean,
To marine life is his devotion.
We have to put right,
Marine waters plight.
Or suffer our own devolution!
There was a plumber from South Vernal
Who collected plumbing items supernal.
He loved them greatly
With devotion saintly
And slept every night with a urinal.
You are witnessing a change in tone,
A new piece of the Rosetta Stone...
It may blow your mind
To find your behind
Has fallen quite far from the throne.
Forget about mortgage or rent.
These days with our paychecks fast spent,
In the future I see
The hot question will be
How much for one BIG sturdy tent?
For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest: Economic Woes Limerick
Respect and regard, people feel honour as appreciation.
Pleasureness encouraged them to raise explanation.
when you ignore a person means you cut a support line,
you narrowed a cycle for living, did you draw a positive line?
you realized others you are a person of reserve nature.
hunger of the flesh , you must protest !!
Oh' this fleshly disaster , what a mess
maybe just one more slice..
to much could bring a demise
deny this flesh , wouldn't want to regress
Look at me; I am so successful!
I am nothing save for Jesus' blood!
Have no god before Me
Love God first then your neighbor
If you love Me, serve widows and orphans.
When I look around..I See that It's abound
Whatever it Is..It wants Peace
Peace of mind..An everlastingly Bind
No racketeering..It isn't Blind
It Sees More than what you see.
I hiked down to my old fish'in hole
one BIG "Rainbow Trout" was my goal
got nothing but snags
lost a whole jar of eggs
and into the lake went my pole
I love to write a word in your praise.
My weakness is, I like your image,
Blue eyes as wide as an open sky,
As deep as ocean never speaks lie,
Tide roars when moon disturbs craze.
Sleep like a wee baby most every night
At times wet the bed, oh my, whatta a sight
Cathie spanks my bum
Found it kinda fun
But still loves her bed wetting hubby despite
Sediments of life experiences may seem precarious
One’s faith and hope that they may be found meritorious
As one lies six feet underground
The hereafter will only be compound
If the Creator’s judgment finds you sinfully nefarious
May I humbly say a word
Why you make my life so hard
Though I pray for your mercy
Never you send returns I see
Is it not quite unfair my Lord
tho my devotion will not shake
so much of me, this mission takes
i give it my all
and pray not to fall
seperating real from the fake
Determination and Devotion
Was determined with devotion
Chaos created a big explosion
Caused by current campaign
Each lie and all of the stain
Now we have sadness and emotion.
took a bullet meant for Sheik Osama’s
head; said wife number five:
“He’s gotta stay alive
to watch TV in his pajamas.”
Men were made in God’s immortal image
But were lured into serpent’s cruel cage;
Christ bought redemption
From eternal damnation,
For the sinner who wants to be a sage.
The ladies all love me, well, they they love my parts
Have to fend them off with a stick, their love's off the charts
No big surprise
With my two crossed eyes
And a body to die for especially my large naughty parts
To say that the path is rough,
Or the course is way too tough,
Is not an excuse
To be a recluse
Give effort that’s more than enough!
History Knows…The Path You Chose
The sovereign old Ewe had a notion,
While leading her flock from the ocean,
”Now it seems I’ve become,
Worshipped just like the Sun,
What path shall I lead their devotion?”
For Carolyn's Contest
Let me whisper to your ears.
Listen to my words as lovely listeners.
Do you know why I do love you?
As I know you have a nice view.
I want to win you as pioneers.
My brain..it's one of the most wonderfullest
Don't like to brag but gonna open it to tourists
So they can observe
How I manipulate words
Will bamboozle all you literary purists