Limerick Poems About Families | Family Limerick Poems
Written by Timothy Brumley
Categories: family, funny, mother

A Clean Hacienda

There once was a woman named Linda

Who would keep a clean hacienda

     Till four children she bore

     And then bore she one more...

She now has a different agenda!




                            Timothy IBrumley


Written by James Fraser
Categories: family, happiness

Rock, Paper and Scissors

The scissors are beaten by the rock
Man made steel has been left in shock
Now the rock has been beat
By a flimsy light sheet
The winning paper is where our words talk



Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous,

Keep It In the Family

In flagranti with an unknown lover Sprang apart from underneath the cover How his wife she did shout Now his secret was out - His hidden lover was her own mother! 4th March 2015


Written by Michael Wise
Categories: family, food, horse, humorous,

My Sweet Aunt Mabel

There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: baby, humorous,

Name and Shame

Got married, my surname’s now Cotton, Our baby’s name can’t be forgotten, We called her ‘ Polly Esther’ (I’m considered a jester) My family thought we were rotten! 11/06/20



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Temperamental

My family is temperamental..half temper..half mental Some days both apply, but I try not to be judgemental We should all try to get along But at times relief's prolonged When the pot boils over, temper and mental are coincidental


Written by Frank Mashina
Categories: family, humor, marriage, social,

Mom’s Photo Secret

Mom said, “No sex before marriage,”
With rules she thought were quite sage.
But in her wedding shot,
I see a twist in the plot—
Was her vow just a part of the age?


Written by David Fisher
Categories: family, fun, grief,

Out Of Our Hands

A relative who used to be a good fit
Has evolved into something we must admit
Has a unique downside
Like a Jekyll and Hyde
Now if you give him a hand, it might get bit


Written by Edward Ebbs
Categories: family, funny, life,

Beers and Tears

Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer

Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011



Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: family,

Aunt In Jail

My drunken old aunty’s in jail,
She murdered a man for his ale,
And although she is bad,
I suppose she is mad
She isn’t allowed out on bail.

For Judy’s Relatives contest
(Purely fictional)


Written by Jaycee Cervenka
Categories: celebration, easter, family, fun,

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: life,

My Family Doctor

Never ever had a family doctor for most of my life But since becoming an old fart, now I never ever think twice A pain in my lower regions Or my neck or some unknown adhesions Off I toddle, don't rely on the roll of the dice © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by John Smith
Categories: family, joy,

Joy

There once was a girl by the name Joy   
who got joy whenever she'd annoy 
Her poor little brother 
she swapped for another 
Now; him, too, she would love to destroy.


Written by Dustin Craig
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: abortion, international, leadership, political, prejudice, women, word play,

Trump Family Planning

Donald Trump opposes abortion
The President favors extortion
"We must keep them dumb
And under out thumb
To grope the greatest proportion"


Written by Tirzah Conway
Categories: allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife

She Really Did Get This Call

I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
  
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,

        “He’s here at the bar
  
        Quick bring us your car,

Your husband just got in a brawl”


Written by Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories: computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife

Double Disappointment

I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”


Written by William Kershaw
Categories: family, fantasy, father

My Favorite Shoes Ain'T Mine

My favorite shoes in the closet they sit.
I've never worn 'em not even a bit.
Cuz before I was born,
By my Dad they were worn,
I'll not wear them 'til I'm sure they'll fit.


Just for SKAT's contest


Written by Black Eyed Susan
Categories: animals, funny,

Tyrantasaurus Rexsue

There once was a T-Rex named Thor
Who found he couldn't reach for
His family jewels
So improvised "tools" -
That's why all the dinos are saur!


If you judge by the 
size of it's feet, the T-Rex
was ENORMOUS.


3/16/12
for "Show Me the Funny" contest


Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: childhood, family

Randa's Little Bears

It's a picture of Lucas and me.

We're cuties you have to agree.

     The love that we share

     with our Mom "Randa Bear",

is in the smile on my face that you see.


Poet: Ralph Taylor  5/2/11
Contest:  Brotherly Love


Written by Kim Merryman
Categories: family,

Dan's Clan

There once was a young man named Dan,
Who married a woman named Anne.
Three kids plus one more,
Males a total of four,
Now it's Dan and Anne and their clan.


8/5/2013
(written in honor of my son Daniel and family)


Written by Cassie Smith
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.


Written by Janice Canerdy
Categories: family,

I Just Had To Do That Search

Rich white-collar crooks wearing suits,    
	street walkers, and rowdy old coots,
	bank robbers, dope dealers,
	bootleggers, fake healers--           
	I found while pursuing my roots!

fictional!


July 15, 2018, entered in Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick contest


Written by Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories: childhood, death, family, funny, husband, wedding, wife,

Roman Wedlock

A baby, pious, was born by aide
He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade
While he cried,
Cause mommy died.
His wife hired yet another maid.


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: family, funny,

Poor Man

We never thought she'd find the right man Find a more fickle bride if you can.. Poor man hasn't a chance She's in charge of romance He stepped into the fire from the pan Written in haste for the "Cousins Wedding" contest... my appologies...lol