Limerick Poems About Confusion | Confusion Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: confusion,

Really Confused

As a driver, I’ve never been keen.
I’m distracted, confused, not serene!
On my nerves, things keep grating.
Now I’m sitting here waiting
for that stupid stop SIGN to turn green!

November 19, 2020
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Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: adventure, caregiving, celebration, confusion, desire, feelings, funny, humor, identity, life, october,

Sweet and Salty -Libra Tale


Sweet and Sour hectic sign
Love me, trust me, the stars align
   Balance of truth and dare
   Good and Evil, full of care 
Blind when it comes to blood line

:) PD

Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny, parody,

Retaliatory Repersussions

A young fertile mother begat

Triplets , called Tim , Tom  and  Tat

Great  fun  at  breeding

Confusion  at  feeding

When   she  found  there  was  no tit~for~tat.

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon In Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: confusion, identity,

Identity Crisis

Identical twins, me and my brother Got the same birthday, got the same mother Don’t know if I’m he Don’t know if he’s me But I do know I’m one or the other

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: confusion, friend, horse,

A Filly, Bovine

I knew a filly, thought she was bovine
Whenever she talked, out came this line
   ‘I am man’s best friend’
    This girl would deadpan
'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: confusion, funny, word play,

Wait, He Said What

When she found out she would be working late
She asked if he could pick her up at eight
Attempted romance
Drew looks askance
When he said, "It'll be hard to bear the wait!"

Poem Details | by Sandra L. Weiss |
Categories: confusion, funny, humorous, words,

Shady Sadie

There once was a lady named, Sadie.
Whose past was a little shady.
She once shot a man.
Who did not understand.
Difference of no and maybe.

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: animal, confusion, humor,

Vestigial Vagabond

The tail of a beaver, bill of a duck
yet they pull it off with honor and pluck
made with spare parts
they capture our hearts
with DNA tests that read WTF


for Any Animal Or Creature Limerick Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Confusion About Evolution

Confusion About Evolution

There could be confusion about evolution;
When we have started seeking a solution;
Sense may make,
While never fake;
Of thoughts and ideas produce revolution.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: america, confusion, funny, history, language, spoken word, woman,

The Boston Tea Party - 1773

An ancestor known as, "Miss Lottie"
Was a New York socialite "hottie"
To her lasting disgrace
She slapped Paul Revere's face
When he invited her to the p-ah-ty

Poem Details | by Tom Larrow |
Categories: funny, political, satire,

I'Ll Tell You a Secret

At best, life is just mass confusion
Finding what's real and what's just an illusion
Speak of politics Do I dare?
When finding the truth is so rare.
Because politicians are just an optical illusion!

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: confusion, film, funny, humor, humorous, irony, violence,

Batman and Robin


Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!

Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,

nerd thief

there once was a thief from chile

who liked to drink milk with a lilly

well the judge was aghast

examining his past

but decided he was just silly.

Poem Details | by Dustin Craig |
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: confusion, food, life, parody

Pickles and Tickles Fast Food.

We cook it ! Feel your tonsils tingle!
Add mayonnaise, lettuce, a pickle.
Lost both tonsils at ten
so can I ask you when
my change comes to more than a nickle?

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: confusion, funny, health, humor,

The Astonishing Disappearing Act

Proctologists need to write when 
A prescription's called for big ben 
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: anniversary, confusion, funny, places

Red Cheeks. ( Both Sets.)

After tossing back too many shots,
My tummy got tied up in knots.
But the outhouse fell down,
now a king with no crown,
I cover up where I must: "Thank You Scotts'!"

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,

Thanksgiving In the Mirror

With "plenty" this culture's endowed 
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: confusion,

Confused 2

I once knew a poet named Janice.
			To her nothing's more puzzling than this:
			Some Soupers say "Great"
		 	or "Love it"--then rate
			my poem a "1." Bliss with diss!

February 24, 2016

Poem Details | by Ethan Plummer |
Categories: confusion, family, love, me, me,

Gay Son

rip me open, inside out straddler feeling, he came out drag me along, make me bleed fake your love, I don't feed screams for help , I, the silent grout

Poem Details | by Sandy Tadros |
Categories: beauty, conflict, confusion, creation, imagery, spiritual, world,

Beautiful Chaos

The Galaxy; This cluster of stars
The sea; This concealed beauty and scars,
The inevitable suffering, the desired alleviation
All these could be seen through her eyes' nation!
She was a beautiful chaos, more beautiful than Mars.

Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: angst, confusion, depression, introspection, life, on work and working, school

Eight Years

It’s been eight years, and it still feels the same
As it was then, I seem to have no aim
                            Peer pressure
                            That of a fresher
Searching for my own claim to fame.

Poem Details | by Daljit Khankhana |
Categories: confusion, dedication, devotion,

A Positive Line

Respect and regard, people feel honour as appreciation.
Pleasureness encouraged them to raise explanation.
when you ignore a person means you cut  a support line,
you narrowed a cycle for living, did you draw a positive line?
you realized others you are a person of reserve nature.

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: confusion, wedding,

My Cousin's Wedding

The bride-to-be set the time and the date.
Now she is a whole hour and one half late
The wedding guests are curious.
The bride’s father is furious.
The wedding is now on overtime rate.

For contest "My Cousin's Wedding"