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Limerick Poems About Confusion
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
confusion,
Really Confused
As a driver, I’ve never been keen.
I’m distracted, confused, not serene!
On my nerves, things keep grating.
Now I’m sitting here waiting
for that stupid stop SIGN to turn green!
November 19, 2020
entered in the QUIN-TO your five-line poem Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
adventure, caregiving, celebration, confusion, desire, feelings, funny, humor, identity, life, october,
Sweet and Salty -Libra Tale
LIBRA TALE
Sweet and Sour hectic sign
Love me, trust me, the stars align
Balance of truth and dare
Good and Evil, full of care
Blind when it comes to blood line
:) PD
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny, parody,
Retaliatory Repersussions
A young fertile mother begat
Triplets , called Tim , Tom and Tat
Great fun at breeding
Confusion at feeding
When she found there was no tit~for~tat.
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, planet, stars,
The Moon In Astrology
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
confusion, identity,
Identity Crisis
Identical twins, me and my brother
Got the same birthday, got the same mother
Don’t know if I’m he
Don’t know if he’s me
But I do know I’m one or the other
Written by
Sandra L. Weiss
Categories:
confusion, funny, humorous, words,
Shady Sadie
There once was a lady named, Sadie.
Whose past was a little shady.
She once shot a man.
Who did not understand.
Difference of no and maybe.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
confusion, funny, word play,
Wait, He Said What
When she found out she would be working late
She asked if he could pick her up at eight
Attempted romance
Drew looks askance
When he said, "It'll be hard to bear the wait!"
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
confusion, friend, horse,
A Filly, Bovine
I knew a filly, thought she was bovine
Whenever she talked, out came this line
‘I am man’s best friend’
This girl would deadpan
'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
animal, confusion, humor,
Vestigial Vagabond
The tail of a beaver, bill of a duck
yet they pull it off with honor and pluck
made with spare parts
they capture our hearts
with DNA tests that read WTF
©8/31/2018
for Any Animal Or Creature Limerick Poetry Contest
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Confusion About Evolution
Confusion About Evolution
There could be confusion about evolution;
When we have started seeking a solution;
Sense may make,
While never fake;
Of thoughts and ideas produce revolution.
Jim Horn
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
america, confusion, funny, history, language, spoken word, woman,
The Boston Tea Party - 1773
An ancestor known as, "Miss Lottie"
Was a New York socialite "hottie"
To her lasting disgrace
She slapped Paul Revere's face
When he invited her to the p-ah-ty
Written by
Tom Larrow
Categories:
funny, political, satire,
I'Ll Tell You a Secret
At best, life is just mass confusion
Finding what's real and what's just an illusion
Speak of politics Do I dare?
When finding the truth is so rare.
Because politicians are just an optical illusion!
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
confusion, film, funny, humor, humorous, irony, violence,
Batman and Robin
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!
Dorian Petersen Potter
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Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,
nerd thief
there once was a thief from chile
who liked to drink milk with a lilly
well the judge was aghast
examining his past
but decided he was just silly.
Written by
Dustin Craig
Categories:
confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,
Mediocre Man
There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
confusion, food, life, parody
Pickles and Tickles Fast Food.
We cook it ! Feel your tonsils tingle!
Add mayonnaise, lettuce, a pickle.
Lost both tonsils at ten
so can I ask you when
my change comes to more than a nickle?
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
confusion, funny, health, humor,
The Astonishing Disappearing Act
Proctologists need to write when
A prescription's called for big ben
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
anniversary, confusion, funny, places
Red Cheeks. ( Both Sets.)
After tossing back too many shots,
My tummy got tied up in knots.
But the outhouse fell down,
now a king with no crown,
I cover up where I must: "Thank You Scotts'!"
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,
Thanksgiving In the Mirror
With "plenty" this culture's endowed
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
confusion,
Confused 2
I once knew a poet named Janice.
To her nothing's more puzzling than this:
Some Soupers say "Great"
or "Love it"--then rate
my poem a "1." Bliss with diss!
February 24, 2016
Written by
Sandy Tadros
Categories:
beauty, conflict, confusion, creation, imagery, spiritual, world,
Beautiful Chaos
The Galaxy; This cluster of stars
The sea; This concealed beauty and scars,
The inevitable suffering, the desired alleviation
All these could be seen through her eyes' nation!
She was a beautiful chaos, more beautiful than Mars.
Written by
Ethan Plummer
Categories:
confusion, family, love, me, me,
Gay Son
rip me open, inside out
straddler feeling, he came out
drag me along, make me bleed
fake your love, I don't feed
screams for help , I, the silent grout
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
angst, confusion, depression, introspection, life, on work and working, school
Eight Years
It’s been eight years, and it still feels the same
As it was then, I seem to have no aim
Peer pressure
That of a fresher
Searching for my own claim to fame.
Written by
Daljit Khankhana
Categories:
confusion, dedication, devotion,
A Positive Line
Respect and regard, people feel honour as appreciation.
Pleasureness encouraged them to raise explanation.
when you ignore a person means you cut a support line,
you narrowed a cycle for living, did you draw a positive line?
you realized others you are a person of reserve nature.
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
confusion, wedding,
My Cousin's Wedding
The bride-to-be set the time and the date.
Now she is a whole hour and one half late
The wedding guests are curious.
The bride’s father is furious.
The wedding is now on overtime rate.
For contest "My Cousin's Wedding"