Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
farm, humorous, sexy,
A curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!
14th June 2016
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Poem Details | by
Judith Angell Meyer |
Categories:
funny, imagination, song-
That he planned his funeral is factual
And being a prankster quite actual
He prerecorded his voice
So when we kneeled on the joist
He said, "Hi there! Don't I look natural."
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
spring,
In spring time fresh flowers are rising
New lambs in the fields – not surprising
In every hedgerow and tree
Lush beauty will surround me
It’s heaven; there is no disguising
02~16~15
Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi
Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9
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Poem Details | by
RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories:
funny
A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
It didn't take long
to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
journey, life,
Travelling through life resembles an arc
We start out as a child emerging from the dark
To reach a crescendo
Establishing a tempo
Then sadly we all must eventually disembark
© Jack Ellison 2015
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous, lust, natural disasters,
Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay...
He’s sleeping with his buxom P A
She confirmed she’s with child
Ted baulked, then got quite riled
I wonder what his wife’s got to say!
5/26/18
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
friendship, thank you, tribute,
I was blessed by a golden cash cow
She’s a wonderful friend to me now
For those in the know
She goes with the flow
Here’s my tribute, may she take a bow!
12~27~16
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
anti bullying, poetry,
A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give a jot
3/21/19
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Poem Details | by
jack horne |
Categories:
music
There once was a banshee called Anno,
Who was learning to play the piano.
She was doomed to fail,
And started to wail -
And now she’s a world class soprano.
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
friendship,
Some people you meet leave an lasting impression
Some pass through without even a mention
The ones that stand out
Leave us no doubt
Friendships for life are without exception
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Sue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one would know!
4/5/18
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Poem Details | by
Jesse Rowe |
Categories:
bird, food, funny,
They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.
8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick
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Poem Details | by
Dean Wood |
Categories:
ocean,
A young mermaid from old Shangri-La
Had a Math quiz --- right after her spa
So she thought, “What to wear,
That will make the boys stare?”
Then she picked out her best algae-bra!
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Poem Details | by
Judith S |
Categories:
anger,
What causes those daft in the head
To hurt others with things they’ve said
If you must then vent
Your jealous intent
Perhaps you should mute it instead.
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous, pets,
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
04/30/23
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Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
humor,
An email just received is a sham,
stating swine flu comes from tins of ham,
but don’t get a fright,
for this is not right,
when the email claims ham, well it’s spam.
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Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor, january,
The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
I went to the shops with my bride,
Our nakedness we didn’t hide,
We followed what folk ask -
Just wear gloves and a mask,
Both bereft, we stood there and cried!
03/22/20
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Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
'There was a wealthy old man from Kansas
Wasn't concerned if he caught the virus
He was wealthy you could tell
Owned ten rolls of cottonelle
Said If I die "least I've got a clean A. S. S. ".
Written 13th March 2020
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Poem Details | by
Tania Kitchin |
Categories:
angst, bullying, grief,
They protest to not be a drama queen
but just can't wait to jump into the scene
Pretending to be a friend
Verbal daggers they extend
Their true colors are now vibrantly seen
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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
A struggle ensued at the zoo
when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"
For Geraldine Taylor's The Creative Collective Anthology Series - Comic Version
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Poem Details | by
Kristin Carter |
Categories:
imagination, life, nature, places,
The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.
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Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
fun, humor,
On the Isle of Man lives a Ninja girl
Daring in her act, makes your toesies curl
She has a pretty face
And sips her tea with grace
Be not taken in – she’s no fragile pearl.
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Sent with hugs by Lulu` Pascal
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
A busty young lady from Peel
Her boobies she couldn't conceal
They were such a huge size
That she won a first prize
For the fruit men most wanted to feel
7th April 2015
I made a bit of a boob on the 2nd line - thanks Paul Callus for your advice
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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
girlfriend-boyfriend
Rock Girl
You are scissors, and all you can do
is to cut all those paper hearts through.
But I’ve hardened my heart
and before you can start
to destroy me, I’m going to SMASH you!
(Gosh, PD, they won't even permit the ~sign in the title!)
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