Limerick Poems About Rain | Rain Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, wedding

Runaway Train

An outdoor wedding, no sign of rain
The bride’s gown had a 10-foot train
     Crossing the lawn to her bequeathed
     Fido snatched the train in his teeth
And Pop watched eight grand go down the drain

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: perspective,

Plumb Line

Our neighbour is plumbing Mum's drain
As some drips were causing her pain
But mum is no fool
And his "special" tool
Like Dad's, will just make yellow rain

Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: nonsense,

A Wet Nun

A flamenco dancer in Spain
encountered a nun in the rain.
He shouted,' Olé.'
Her fingers astray, 
she grunted, 'I'm coming again.'

Just some silliness, written today for Andrea's limerick contest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: peace,

Sets You Aflame

Like the sun after a summer rain Like the sweet song of a robin's refrain A Mozart concerto A mellow cello A gentle touch that sets your heart aflame

Poem Details | by Beatrice Boyle |
Categories: funny,

I Once Drank a Glass of Champagne Limerick

For Francine Robersts contest....Pick A Beverage

I once drank a glass of champagne
Then ran naked into the rain
I love all the bubbles
But it caused so much trouble
I’ll never drink it again!

Copyright©2011 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: humorous, ireland, rain,


There once was a driver from Uber
Who really only owned a scooter
So when it rained
His passengers complained
So now he has no more commuters

Couldn't let a St Paddy's day go by without a wee limerick!!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: scary,

The Rain In Spain

The rain in Spain has nothing on us Seems our annual rainfall, their records we'll bust A charming thought We'll need a yacht To get the market for some salami and stuff © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Gail Debole |
Categories: funny, people, seasons,

Portrait of Lily Rainbow

Written by Gail DeBole 

Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
    After caught in the rain,
    She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.

Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: adventure, funny, satire,

The Under Water Solution

When the money is mostly spent
Find the lowest terms for the rent
A car on a train
Protects well from the rain
But better yet let's get a tent

Poem Details | by Gen Cacho |
Categories: beauty, girl,

Artificial Beauty

i have this friend back in high school
she was known to be one of the most beautiful
people didn't notice it's just her make-up
and when a sudden rain came and wash her face up
poor creature, she was laughed by all

Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: dog, funny,

Regal Beagle

There once was an Arkansas beagle
Though quite common, registered legal
But when it would rain
The throne he would reign
As if thinking himself so regal

   Feb 18 2016  an original poem by the "poemdog" Daniel Turner

Poem Details | by Faleshia Murphy |
Categories: funny

Wipe Out

I wish I could erase  some of my past
Make a bigger and brighter future fast
Erase the pain and become whole
Erase the rain and the snow
Erase those days I felt like an ass


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: humor, rain,

Gimme Shelter

A strong hurricane blows across the beach

My umbrella turns inside-out; I screech!

     Broadcasting from a cell phone

     Rain pelts and there’s no tone

For the first time I’m at a loss for speech

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny, humorous,

Portly Explosion

A portly old man from Spain,
Let his belt out to relieve the strain,
    But his pants button exploded
       Like a missile unloaded
  So far that it brought down rain.

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Fred Wins the Lottery

Winning millions, Fred acted insane,
Raced his new Benz and crashed in the rain.
All that money he won
Went for surgeries done
To repair both his body and brain!

For Susan Burch's
Lottery Ticket Limerick Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: cool, spring, weather,

When Sunshine Tricks May

Don't stack your winter clothes away,
rain or cold may return to play;
mad weather brings blues,
happy music soothes 
when sunshine tricks May! 

* Inspired by Mark Twain's quote:
In the Spring

Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: funny, nature,

The Storm

A Storm rolled across the field,

Flashing lightning and thunder pealed.

The rain came crashing down,

and I almost nearly drown,

cause the top of my tent was not sealed.

Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: humorous,

Insane Poems


I used to know a poet named Lin Lane
she often walked in the thundering rain
one day she got a jolt
from a fierce lightning bolt
and now all of her poems are insane

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,

Billy Was a Silly Man

Billy was a silly man 
Run over by neighbor Anne 
He barked barked and barked 
But nobody harked 
His cry in the summer rain

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Solo Ballet

Sadly I heard this old man say one day If I had his looks I'd be out there making hay In the sunshine or the rain On the grass, or on a plane Guess I'll just have to perform a solo ballet © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous, lost, sea, lost, sea,

Limerick: Once Anchor-Woman At Sea Anne-Anne

Limerick : Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne

Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne
Called Main-Chain-In-Vain-Gain-Mane-Rain-Van
Pulled anchor, lost finger
Put in place cucumber
Now sucks lost finger to spew news ban.

©  TWignesan – Paris,  2013

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,


Some freezing rain is predicted today Gonna stay put, the prognosticators I'll obey Consider my life precious Love eating lettuce With gobs of coleslaw dressing, delicious that way Huh???

Poem Details | by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories: silly,

I Know, We Gotta Have Rain Too

What I’ve got against the rain is not the drippy wet,
because it hasn't melted me, well, at least not yet.
It’s those clouds!
Gloomy shrouds.
I’d rather soak up sunshine and turn it into sweat.

Poem Details | by Darrin Funk |
Categories: angst,


When stormy turmoil assails your boat
Desperately struggling to stay afloat
Drop the anchor; sever the chain
Endure on deck; embrace the rain
Proclaim your defiance with opened throat

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: fun, humorous, irony, rain,

Brolly Dolly

My granny her first name is Dolly Is loopy, she’s clean off her trolley I know she’s insane Cos when we have rain She uses a sieve as her brolly 03/17/21