Limerick Poems About Brothers | Brother Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: war,

Gaddafi

Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi; 
'Brother Leader', dog of Tripoli   
People of Libya 
happily say, "See ya! 
Here's for Flight 103 - Lockerbie."  


*Dead 10/20/11

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous,

Mountains

Her huge boobies he longed to discover - Vast mountains, quite unlike any other He undid her bra strap She gave him a big slap Said hands off, or I’ll tell my big brother! Inspired by but not for mountains contest 07~11~16



Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: confusion, identity,

Identity Crisis

Identical twins, me and my brother Got the same birthday, got the same mother Don’t know if I’m he Don’t know if he’s me But I do know I’m one or the other


Poem Details | by Susan Gentry |
Categories: brother, mother, old, technology,

Billies Brothers

Hill, By and Blow - the three Billies brothers
Were constantly fighting each other
Hill was the oldest
Blow was the boldest
By was the baby by another mother


May 5, 2018



Hillbillies, Bybillies and Blowbillies Contest, by Caren Krutsinger
Honorable Mention


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

A Quickie

Have a crazy brother-in-law named Dickie At times Dickie can be rather tricky At 90 years old He's just been paroled His crime..he asked a cashier for a quickie © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: family, joy,

Joy

There once was a girl by the name Joy   
who got joy whenever she'd annoy 
Her poor little brother 
she swapped for another 
Now; him, too, she would love to destroy.


Poem Details | by Njeri Hunjeri |
Categories: fun,

Boss Lady

Boss lady on the go!
                              No rest for an obedient bro'
                              She puts him to work from dusk to dust
                              No mercy for a brother even with trust
                              The boss lady may need some lust.


Poem Details | by Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories: funny,

Mazel Tov

A Jewish attorney, Raskolnikov,
his Buddhist half-brother, Kaletnikov,
now here comes the bother,
they mimic each other,
so who gets 'good health!' or a 'mazel tov?'


Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: childhood

Bye Bye, Baby

As this poem was being written,
A small boy appeared to be smitten.
He loved his baby brother,
But then he asked his mother,
‘Please can we swap him for a kitten?’

Brotherly Love
Jack Horne
24th April 2011


Poem Details | by Theresa Cw |
Categories: fun, humor,

Harry and Scary

Hairy and Scary

Mary, Mary where is your brother Larry?
Went to movies with little sister Terry
They both look quite so short
They both need to abort
Sister Terry's legs are hairy and scary.


Written: June 6, 2015
Theresa Marie W-C


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age,

A Glass We Raise

Visited my 90 year old brother-in-law yesterday Puts me to shame, good for at least another ten I'd say Golf he still plays Still a joker I'd say To this amazing creature, a glass we raise © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Val Jennings |
Categories: appreciation, blessing, brother, character, education, inspirational, prison,

Oh Brother

I once had a brother in prison.
He knew what in life he was missin"
So he spent out his days
in profitable ways
and learned because he could listen.


Poem Details | by Nancy Jones |
Categories: brother, nature, peace,

Polka Dot Swimming Trunks

In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.

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Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: health,

Asthma All His Life

A brother-in-law has suffered from asthma all his life Told my sister he'd die young, now 70 years his wife Married in spite Ninety years, still in flight Sure had a great life in spite of the strife


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor, irony,

Mistaken Identity

A bad crime has landed me in jail,
I also told the judge "Go to hell,"
for while serving the time
I did not do the crime...
Honest! It was my twin brother Sal.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, mother, wife,

That's What Mothers Are For

Will you choose your mother or me
Asked wife who would not let it be
As I said oh brother
Sought help from another
And I called her mother to see


Poem Details | by John Weber |
Categories: history, war

Creating Graves To Rob

Prescott Bush proved his moxie
as war-profiteer proxy
with brother Harriman
since shame can't bury them
when suggestions turn Nazi.


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

Billy Carter Beer

Billy Carter was a sluggard I hear

   His kinfolk he did not always endear

      He embarrassed his brother

         And mortified his mother

            He cared not one whit as he nursed his beer!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Mc Mc |
Categories: adventure, family, funny, mother

Whistler's Mother

Whistler's Mother

looked so mild,

but she was the mother

of another child.

she was the mother

of my other brother

she actually was real wild!


Copyright McCuen 2008


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: childhood

Rock-Paper-Scissors

"Rock, Paper, Scissors" played with my brother
We'd usually fight, then here came mother
I'll thump your head!
Now off to bed!
While our giggles we'd try to smother


Poem Details | by William Krichbaum |
Categories: humor,

Ol Brother Cadence

Wish in one hand and crap in the otherrrrr,
       pick which one you would give to your brotherrrrr.


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Gay Roman Bored Emperor

Limerick: Once a gay Roman bored Emperor

Once a gay Roman bored Emperor
Sailed Near East as great Conqueror
Queen there married brother
Was this a great bother?
He married Queen to have the Other!

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

Old Man of York

There was an old man of York
That loved to play in the park
He got caught on the slide
With a bare backside
Cos his brother pinched  his belt for a lark


Poem Details | by Jimmy Mccurdie |
Categories: absence, allah, angel, art, bible, brother, cat,

Nuts

There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts


Poem Details | by Cecil Hickman |
Categories: brother, childhood, family, life, loss, social

Indian Giving Brother

Received gift one day, from another
Given in love, from older brother
Borrowed back at one time
Not returned, what a crime
Worst Indian giver, than any other