Limerick Poems About Brothers | Brother Limerick Poems
Written by John Smith
Categories: war,

Gaddafi

Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi; 
'Brother Leader', dog of Tripoli   
People of Libya 
happily say, "See ya! 
Here's for Flight 103 - Lockerbie."  


*Dead 10/20/11


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, humorous,

Mountains

Her huge boobies he longed to discover - Vast mountains, quite unlike any other He undid her bra strap She gave him a big slap Said hands off, or I’ll tell my big brother! Inspired by but not for mountains contest 07~11~16



Written by Terry Flood
Categories: confusion, identity,

Identity Crisis

Identical twins, me and my brother Got the same birthday, got the same mother Don’t know if I’m he Don’t know if he’s me But I do know I’m one or the other


Written by Susan Gentry
Categories: brother, mother, old, technology,

Billies Brothers

Hill, By and Blow - the three Billies brothers
Were constantly fighting each other
Hill was the oldest
Blow was the boldest
By was the baby by another mother


May 5, 2018



Hillbillies, Bybillies and Blowbillies Contest, by Caren Krutsinger
Honorable Mention


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

A Quickie

Have a crazy brother-in-law named Dickie At times Dickie can be rather tricky At 90 years old He's just been paroled His crime..he asked a cashier for a quickie © Jack Ellison 2015



Written by John Smith
Categories: family, joy,

Joy

There once was a girl by the name Joy   
who got joy whenever she'd annoy 
Her poor little brother 
she swapped for another 
Now; him, too, she would love to destroy.


Written by Njeri Hunjeri
Categories: fun,

Boss Lady

Boss lady on the go!
                              No rest for an obedient bro'
                              She puts him to work from dusk to dust
                              No mercy for a brother even with trust
                              The boss lady may need some lust.


Written by Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories: funny,

Mazel Tov

A Jewish attorney, Raskolnikov,
his Buddhist half-brother, Kaletnikov,
now here comes the bother,
they mimic each other,
so who gets 'good health!' or a 'mazel tov?'


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: childhood

Bye Bye, Baby

As this poem was being written,
A small boy appeared to be smitten.
He loved his baby brother,
But then he asked his mother,
‘Please can we swap him for a kitten?’

Brotherly Love
Jack Horne
24th April 2011


Written by Theresa Cw
Categories: fun, humor,

Harry and Scary

Hairy and Scary

Mary, Mary where is your brother Larry?
Went to movies with little sister Terry
They both look quite so short
They both need to abort
Sister Terry's legs are hairy and scary.


Written: June 6, 2015
Theresa Marie W-C


Written by Val Jennings
Categories: appreciation, blessing, brother, character, education, inspirational, prison,

Oh Brother

I once had a brother in prison.
He knew what in life he was missin"
So he spent out his days
in profitable ways
and learned because he could listen.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: age,

A Glass We Raise

Visited my 90 year old brother-in-law yesterday Puts me to shame, good for at least another ten I'd say Golf he still plays Still a joker I'd say To this amazing creature, a glass we raise © Jack Ellison 2016


Written by Nancy Jones
Categories: brother, nature, peace,

Polka Dot Swimming Trunks

In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: health,

Asthma All His Life

A brother-in-law has suffered from asthma all his life Told my sister he'd die young, now 70 years his wife Married in spite Ninety years, still in flight Sure had a great life in spite of the strife


Written by George Aul
Categories: humor, irony,

Mistaken Identity

A bad crime has landed me in jail,
I also told the judge "Go to hell,"
for while serving the time
I did not do the crime...
Honest! It was my twin brother Sal.


Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: funny, humor, mother, wife,

That's What Mothers Are For

Will you choose your mother or me
Asked wife who would not let it be
As I said oh brother
Sought help from another
And I called her mother to see


Written by John Weber
Categories: history, war

Creating Graves To Rob

Prescott Bush proved his moxie
as war-profiteer proxy
with brother Harriman
since shame can't bury them
when suggestions turn Nazi.


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: childhood

Rock-Paper-Scissors

"Rock, Paper, Scissors" played with my brother
We'd usually fight, then here came mother
I'll thump your head!
Now off to bed!
While our giggles we'd try to smother


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: funny,

Billy Carter Beer

Billy Carter was a sluggard I hear

   His kinfolk he did not always endear

      He embarrassed his brother

         And mortified his mother

            He cared not one whit as he nursed his beer!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Written by Mc Mc
Categories: adventure, family, funny, mother

Whistler's Mother

Whistler's Mother

looked so mild,

but she was the mother

of another child.

she was the mother

of my other brother

she actually was real wild!


Copyright McCuen 2008


Written by William Krichbaum
Categories: humor,

Ol Brother Cadence

Wish in one hand and crap in the otherrrrr,
       pick which one you would give to your brotherrrrr.


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Gay Roman Bored Emperor

Limerick: Once a gay Roman bored Emperor

Once a gay Roman bored Emperor
Sailed Near East as great Conqueror
Queen there married brother
Was this a great bother?
He married Queen to have the Other!

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Written by Jimmy Mccurdie
Categories: absence, allah, angel, art, bible, brother, cat,

Nuts

There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts


Written by Seren Roberts
Categories: funny,

Old Man of York

There was an old man of York
That loved to play in the park
He got caught on the slide
With a bare backside
Cos his brother pinched  his belt for a lark


Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: brother, childhood, family, life, loss, social

Indian Giving Brother

Received gift one day, from another
Given in love, from older brother
Borrowed back at one time
Not returned, what a crime
Worst Indian giver, than any other