Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
war,
Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi;
'Brother Leader', dog of Tripoli
People of Libya
happily say, "See ya!
Here's for Flight 103 - Lockerbie."
*Dead 10/20/11
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, humorous,
Her huge boobies he longed to discover -
Vast mountains, quite unlike any other
He undid her bra strap
She gave him a big slap
Said hands off, or I’ll tell my big brother!
Inspired by but not for mountains contest
07~11~16
Poem Details | by
Susan Gentry |
Categories:
brother, mother, old, technology,
Hill, By and Blow - the three Billies brothers
Were constantly fighting each other
Hill was the oldest
Blow was the boldest
By was the baby by another mother
May 5, 2018
Hillbillies, Bybillies and Blowbillies Contest, by Caren Krutsinger
Honorable Mention
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
confusion, identity,
Identical twins, me and my brother
Got the same birthday, got the same mother
Don’t know if I’m he
Don’t know if he’s me
But I do know I’m one or the other
Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
family, joy,
There once was a girl by the name Joy
who got joy whenever she'd annoy
Her poor little brother
she swapped for another
Now; him, too, she would love to destroy.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Have a crazy brother-in-law named Dickie
At times Dickie can be rather tricky
At 90 years old
He's just been paroled
His crime..he asked a cashier for a quickie
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
Visited my 90 year old brother-in-law yesterday
Puts me to shame, good for at least another ten I'd say
Golf he still plays
Still a joker I'd say
To this amazing creature, a glass we raise
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories:
funny,
A Jewish attorney, Raskolnikov,
his Buddhist half-brother, Kaletnikov,
now here comes the bother,
they mimic each other,
so who gets 'good health!' or a 'mazel tov?'
Poem Details | by
Theresa CW |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Hairy and Scary
Mary, Mary where is your brother Larry?
Went to movies with little sister Terry
They both look quite so short
They both need to abort
Sister Terry's legs are hairy and scary.
Written: June 6, 2015
Theresa Marie W-C
Poem Details | by
Nancy Jones |
Categories:
brother, nature, peace,
In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida
Poem Details | by
jack horne |
Categories:
childhood
As this poem was being written,
A small boy appeared to be smitten.
He loved his baby brother,
But then he asked his mother,
‘Please can we swap him for a kitten?’
Brotherly Love
Jack Horne
24th April 2011
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
health,
A brother-in-law has suffered from asthma all his life
Told my sister he'd die young, now 70 years his wife
Married in spite
Ninety years, still in flight
Sure had a great life in spite of the strife
Poem Details | by
Val Jennings |
Categories:
appreciation, blessing, brother, character, education, inspirational, prison,
I once had a brother in prison.
He knew what in life he was missin"
So he spent out his days
in profitable ways
and learned because he could listen.
Poem Details | by
John Weber |
Categories:
history, war
Prescott Bush proved his moxie
as war-profiteer proxy
with brother Harriman
since shame can't bury them
when suggestions turn Nazi.
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor, irony,
A bad crime has landed me in jail,
I also told the judge "Go to hell,"
for while serving the time
I did not do the crime...
Honest! It was my twin brother Sal.
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
funny, humor, mother, wife,
Will you choose your mother or me
Asked wife who would not let it be
As I said oh brother
Sought help from another
And I called her mother to see
Poem Details | by
MC MC |
Categories:
adventure, family, funny, mother
Whistler's Mother
looked so mild,
but she was the mother
of another child.
she was the mother
of my other brother
she actually was real wild!
Copyright McCuen 2008
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
Billy Carter was a sluggard I hear
His kinfolk he did not always endear
He embarrassed his brother
And mortified his mother
He cared not one whit as he nursed his beer!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
childhood
"Rock, Paper, Scissors" played with my brother
We'd usually fight, then here came mother
I'll thump your head!
Now off to bed!
While our giggles we'd try to smother
Poem Details | by
william krichbaum |
Categories:
humor,
Wish in one hand and crap in the otherrrrr,
pick which one you would give to your brotherrrrr.
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
funny,
There was an old man of York
That loved to play in the park
He got caught on the slide
With a bare backside
Cos his brother pinched his belt for a lark
Poem Details | by
jimmy mccurdie |
Categories:
absence, allah, angel, art, bible, brother, cat,
There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a gay Roman bored Emperor
Once a gay Roman bored Emperor
Sailed Near East as great Conqueror
Queen there married brother
Was this a great bother?
He married Queen to have the Other!
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Think I'll make up some new words today
John John will be proud, he'll say, “thatta way!”
Rules are for others
Not us, my brother
We'll be famous, written up in the history booksiyay!
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funnyme,
I’m innocent, but they arrested me off the plane
They say my actions were utterly insane
Locked me up in Guantanamo Bay
For five year to this very today
For flying to Afghanistan to deliver a bomb to my brother Hussain