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Limerick Poems About Halloween
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
anniversary, funnyhalloween,
Strut the Butt Jabba
On Halloween night I will strut
Dressed like Jabba the Hut
Many sweets I will eat
As it is trick or treat
And double the size of my butt
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october, silly,
witch bakery
there once was an old witch whose pies
were unique in flavor and size
she delighted her covens
when she opened her ovens
with dozens of old crusty guys.
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
car, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous,
Tim and His Kelly Green Mustang
I have a friend by the name of Tim,
He keeps in shape when frequents the gym.
His Kelly green Mustang he drove
And smack'd it into a cove.
The witches got him and ate one of his limbs!
Dorian Petersen
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014
October,5,2014
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
halloween,
He Had a Holloweenie
Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy, woman,
Jan's Halloween Dream
Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!
Written by
Paige Kostyniuk
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,
Vlad the Vampire
There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7
October 232019
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
celebration, fantasy, halloween, holiday, humor, silly,
Now You Know Jack
There once was a cool guy named Jack
Jack o’ lanterns attacked his back
Witch Cate blew straight through
Umbrella askew
She saved the famed wizard Jack Black
*The House with a Clock in Its Walls
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
humor,
Halloween Law
A Wookiee, the Wolfman and Jaws
Broke all of the Halloween laws
The shark got first bite
And was not contrite
His friends crawled away on their paws
*Written October 24, 2019.
For Tania’s Halloween-Inspired Limerick Contest
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Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
halloween, humorous, parody,
Walking Dead On Halloween
On Halloween night, the walking dead clones
Shuffle around with mumbled grunts and groans
But have no fear
When they come near
They would rather die, than turn off their phones!
Written by
Roger Horsch
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 4th grade, 7th grade, fun,
Wonderful Halloween
It's cold and rainy on Halloween
Where monsters and goblins are always seen
They're at my door asking for sweets
But they don't want tricks only treats
I could close my door but that would be mean
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
halloween,
Halloween Haunt
If you go to a Halloween hoolie
Just remember they can get unruly
Rousing ghosts in the night
If one gives you a fright
Well then give him a kick in the ghouly
19 October 2019
Syllables: 10 10 6 6 10 by Syllable counter
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
dance, fun, giggle, halloween, silly,
Witches' Ring
Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
they sang off key
it tickled me
as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
america, cute, halloween,
At the Pump On Halloween
The clown, yes, a clown, she did stop for gas.
Surprised, yes, I wasI saw her through glass.
With sparkle of hues,
And squeak of her shoes,
The clown, yes, a clown, did step out for gas.
Written by
Verlena S. Walker
Categories:
cute love, funny love, gender, humor, humorous, nonsense, sweet,
A Drag Queen
A distinguish old gent picked up tricks.
On Halloween, he went for a treat.
Laughing outlandishly
He staggered up the street.
Hips swaying g-stringed a drag queen!
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Penned on May 05, 2014.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,
halloween
tiny goblins running round
some in mothers dressing gown
witch cackle delight
was there such a night
in this hallowed little town.
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funnyhalloween, halloween,
This Halloween
For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch
FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
funny, holidayhalloween,
Bad Ghoulish Goblin
There once was a bad ghoulish goblin.
Thump, thump on a crutch he was hobblin’.
It was Halloween night.
He dared to give a fright.
But he fell to the ground; he was wobblin’.
© November 4, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, mystery,
Candy Lips
She wore red candy lips on Halloween
They didn't know she was a vampire queen
Her kiss was so sweet
Swept him off his feet
Sadly,no trace of him has ever been seen
Barbara Gorelick 7/21/12
Written by
Virginia Mitchell
Categories:
funny, holiday, imagination
Halloween Limerick Contest
There once was a lady named Queen
That loved going out on Halloween
She’d give the kids a fright
That lasted more than a night
With ghostly looks and lips of green
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
anniversary, funny
Oo La Ween!
Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny, holidayhalloween, , cute,
Halloween Limerick
There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,
halloween friend
to the skeleton within
slinking about in my skin
let me thank its feet
a halloween treat
that i do not bump my shin.
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, holiday
Halloween Poem # 9..Witch's Stew?
There was an old witch who was stewing
She didn't know what she was doing
To make it complete
She stirred with her feet
I think she should just stick to brewing
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
holiday
The Why of Halloween
The kids run about on the streets
while parroting their "Trick or Treats."
It's the children's true bliss
and the reason is this:
It's the day to fill up on free sweets!
For john Freeman's "Halloween Limerick Contest"
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
addiction, funny, halloween, humor, humorous, scary,
Hexting Addiction
Written by Gail DeBole on 10/23/2017
Updated on 3/13/2020
A witch addicted to texting
Sent all her curses by “hexting.”
On Halloween night
She "hexed" a spell to cause fright
In a swirl of spirit quite vexing.