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Limerick Poems About Halloween
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
anniversary, funnyhalloween,
On Halloween night I will strut
Dressed like Jabba the Hut
Many sweets I will eat
As it is trick or treat
And double the size of my butt
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october, silly,
there once was an old witch whose pies
were unique in flavor and size
she delighted her covens
when she opened her ovens
with dozens of old crusty guys.
Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
car, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous,
I have a friend by the name of Tim,
He keeps in shape when frequents the gym.
His Kelly green Mustang he drove
And smack'd it into a cove.
The witches got him and ate one of his limbs!
Dorian Petersen
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014
October,5,2014
Poem Details | by
Robert Johnson |
Categories:
halloween,
Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy, woman,
Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!
Poem Details | by
Paige Kostyniuk |
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,
There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7
October 232019
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
celebration, fantasy, halloween, holiday, humor, silly,
There once was a cool guy named Jack
Jack o’ lanterns attacked his back
Witch Cate blew straight through
Umbrella askew
She saved the famed wizard Jack Black
*The House with a Clock in Its Walls
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
humor,
A Wookiee, the Wolfman and Jaws
Broke all of the Halloween laws
The shark got first bite
And was not contrite
His friends crawled away on their paws
*Written October 24, 2019.
For Tania’s Halloween-Inspired Limerick Contest
88558 - Howmanysyllables.com
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
halloween, humorous, parody,
On Halloween night, the walking dead clones
Shuffle around with mumbled grunts and groans
But have no fear
When they come near
They would rather die, than turn off their phones!
Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
halloween,
If you go to a Halloween hoolie
Just remember they can get unruly
Rousing ghosts in the night
If one gives you a fright
Well then give him a kick in the ghouly
19 October 2019
Syllables: 10 10 6 6 10 by Syllable counter
Poem Details | by
Roger Horsch |
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 4th grade, 7th grade, fun,
It's cold and rainy on Halloween
Where monsters and goblins are always seen
They're at my door asking for sweets
But they don't want tricks only treats
I could close my door but that would be mean
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
dance, fun, giggle, halloween, silly,
Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
they sang off key
it tickled me
as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring.
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
america, cute, halloween,
The clown, yes, a clown, she did stop for gas.
Surprised, yes, I wasI saw her through glass.
With sparkle of hues,
And squeak of her shoes,
The clown, yes, a clown, did step out for gas.
Poem Details | by
Verlena S. Walker |
Categories:
cute love, funny love, gender, humor, humorous, nonsense, sweet,
A distinguish old gent picked up tricks.
On Halloween, he went for a treat.
Laughing outlandishly
He staggered up the street.
Hips swaying g-stringed a drag queen!
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Penned on May 05, 2014.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,
tiny goblins running round
some in mothers dressing gown
witch cackle delight
was there such a night
in this hallowed little town.
Poem Details | by
Faleshia Murphy |
Categories:
funnyhalloween, halloween,
For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch
FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
funny, holidayhalloween,
There once was a bad ghoulish goblin.
Thump, thump on a crutch he was hobblin’.
It was Halloween night.
He dared to give a fright.
But he fell to the ground; he was wobblin’.
© November 4, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny, mystery,
She wore red candy lips on Halloween
They didn't know she was a vampire queen
Her kiss was so sweet
Swept him off his feet
Sadly,no trace of him has ever been seen
Barbara Gorelick 7/21/12
Poem Details | by
Virginia Mitchell |
Categories:
funny, holiday, imagination
There once was a lady named Queen
That loved going out on Halloween
She’d give the kids a fright
That lasted more than a night
With ghostly looks and lips of green
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
anniversary, funny
Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny, holidayhalloween, , cute,
There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy
Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
funny, holiday
There was an old witch who was stewing
She didn't know what she was doing
To make it complete
She stirred with her feet
I think she should just stick to brewing
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,
to the skeleton within
slinking about in our skin
let us thank its feet
a halloween treat
not letting us bump our shin.
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
holiday
The kids run about on the streets
while parroting their "Trick or Treats."
It's the children's true bliss
and the reason is this:
It's the day to fill up on free sweets!
For john Freeman's "Halloween Limerick Contest"
Poem Details | by
Faleshia Murphy |
Categories:
funny, halloween,
It's about that time for Halloween
Look at all the witches so scary and green
I'm getting ready to scare the pants off the kids
Have fun enjoy doing it I always did
It's halloween I'm not being mean