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Written by James Fraser
Categories: anniversary, funnyhalloween,

Strut the Butt Jabba


On Halloween night I will strut
Dressed like Jabba the Hut
     Many sweets I will eat
     As it is trick or treat
And double the size of my butt

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: autumn, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october, silly,

witch bakery

there once was an old witch whose pies

were unique in flavor and size

she delighted her covens

when she opened her ovens

with dozens of old crusty guys.

Written by Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories: car, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous,

Tim and His Kelly Green Mustang

 I have a  friend by the name of Tim,
He keeps  in shape when frequents the gym.
His Kelly green Mustang he drove
And smack'd  it into a cove.
The witches got him and ate one of his limbs!


Dorian Petersen 
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014


October,5,2014

Written by Robert Johnson
Categories: halloween,

He Had a Holloweenie

Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie.

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy, woman,

Jan's Halloween Dream

Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!

Written by Paige Kostyniuk
Categories: autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,

Vlad the Vampire

There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7

October 232019

Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: celebration, fantasy, halloween, holiday, humor, silly,

Now You Know Jack

There once was a cool guy named Jack
Jack o’ lanterns attacked his back 
	Witch Cate blew straight through
	Umbrella askew
She saved the famed wizard Jack Black

*The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: humor,

Halloween Law

A Wookiee, the Wolfman and Jaws
Broke all of the Halloween laws
The shark got first bite
And was not contrite
His friends crawled away on their paws




*Written October 24, 2019.
For Tania’s Halloween-Inspired Limerick Contest
88558 - Howmanysyllables.com

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: halloween, humorous, parody,

Walking Dead On Halloween

On Halloween night, the walking dead clones
Shuffle around with mumbled grunts and groans
But have no fear
When they come near
They would rather die, than turn off their phones!

Written by Roger Horsch
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 4th grade, 7th grade, fun,

Wonderful Halloween

It's cold and rainy on Halloween
Where monsters and goblins are always seen
They're at my door asking for sweets
But they don't want tricks only treats
I could close my door but that would be mean

Written by Geoffrey Brewer
Categories: halloween,

Halloween Haunt

If you go to a Halloween hoolie
Just remember they can get unruly
Rousing ghosts in the night
If one gives you a fright
Well then give him a kick in the ghouly

19 October 2019
Syllables: 10 10 6 6 10 by Syllable counter

Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: dance, fun, giggle, halloween, silly,

Witches' Ring

Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
	they sang off key
	it tickled me
 as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring.

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: america, cute, halloween,

At the Pump On Halloween

The clown, yes, a clown, she did stop for gas.
Surprised, yes, I wasI saw her through glass.
With sparkle of hues,
And squeak of her shoes,
The clown, yes, a clown, did step out for gas.

Written by Verlena S. Walker
Categories: cute love, funny love, gender, humor, humorous, nonsense, sweet,

A Drag Queen

A distinguish old gent picked up tricks.
      On Halloween, he went for a treat.
Laughing outlandishly
      He staggered up the street.
Hips swaying g-stringed a drag queen!
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Penned on May 05, 2014.

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,

halloween

tiny goblins running round

some in mothers dressing gown

witch cackle delight

was there such a night

in this hallowed little town.

Written by Faleshia Murphy
Categories: funnyhalloween, halloween,

This Halloween

For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch


FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST

Written by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories: funny, holidayhalloween,

Bad Ghoulish Goblin

There once was a bad ghoulish goblin.
Thump, thump on a crutch he was hobblin’.
It was Halloween night.
He dared to give a fright.
But he fell to the ground; he was wobblin’.

© November 4, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: funny, mystery,

Candy Lips

 




She wore red candy lips on Halloween
They didn't know she was a vampire queen
Her kiss was so sweet
Swept him off his feet
Sadly,no trace of him has ever been seen





Barbara Gorelick 7/21/12

Written by Virginia Mitchell
Categories: funny, holiday, imagination

Halloween Limerick Contest

There once was a lady named Queen
That loved going out on Halloween
She’d give the kids a fright
That lasted more than a night
With ghostly looks and lips of green

Written by James Fraser
Categories: anniversary, funny

Oo La Ween!


Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen

Written by Joe Flach
Categories: funny, holidayhalloween, , cute,