Limerick Poems About Health | Health Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, freedom, health, silly,

Don You Now Your Flu Apparel

There was a polite llama from Peru
        Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
           Llama said, 'Please don your mask
           If it's not too much to ask'
        The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'

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Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: cry, drink, health, hurt, pain, recovery from, wine,

Thumb In My Eye

A stupid place to stick my thumb
     Right in my eye that was so dumb
It hurt so bad it made me cry
     The tears are streaming from my eye
I can fix this, where’s my cheap rum

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny, happiness, health, life, loss

Slams Destroyed Her Head

Slams Destroyed Her Head

She was slammed by slam poetry, boo hoo!
Some folks wondered about the hullabaloo.
When bombarded with dread,
Sad thoughts destroyed her head.
Now, she thinks she’s a blithering cuckoo!

© July 17, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: health, humorous,

Dental Drama

My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: body, health,

Heavy Going

RoseAnn Malone resolved to lose weight.
She made a list of foods to forsake.
She did well 'till week four
eating more than before.
Airlines had to bill her at the freight rate.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: death, health,

No Account People

A pandemic common occurrence:
Losing one's job and health insurance!
The hospital count*
Continues to mount
Morticians wonder who is the dunce?

* People without an income nor
health insurance die at home or in the
street, not in hospitals!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health,

100,000 and Counting

American healthcare is a joke
Government play on too many folk
Those who can't pay
Die everyday
Whilst Trump switches from Lysol to Coke

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: happiness, health, political,

A Tension

Aye, COVID-19 is here to stay
And we are all living day-to-day
So why must I ask
That you wear your mask?
No one wants what you're giving away!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health,

Lysol Calling

The whole world is laughing at Trump
Whose thoughts seem to come from his rump
Disinfectant swill
Gave the world a chill
But clearly proved Trump is a chump!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health, usa,

Ama Anthem

American doctors all suck
We're in it to make a fast buck
Your meds cost a bunch
So eat pills for lunch
And pray God has blessed you with luck!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health, humor,

Put In Putamen

The RN said he had to cough
In time with Rimsky-Korsakov
When God asked her why
She said, "My, oh my!
Don't you know he's Ben Joaquinov?"

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: health, money,

Do we have enough sheets

Yoda says the force running biz is
But each ER worker's a wiz
And spot it they can
The treatment right ban
Which siphons their wonderful rizz

Poem Details | by Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories: caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: health, humor,


It’s time for my next colonoscopy
Oh, how I dread the cost to me.
Must I drink all that stuff?
Wouldn’t a pint be enough?
I fear my insides may be lost to me.

Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: adventure, funny, health, people, places, boy,

There Once Was a Young Boy Called Tim

There once was a young boy called Tim,
Who decided the Mersey to swim,
Got in to his knees,
But started to freeze,
So decided it wasn't for him!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, happiness, health

Honey Bun

There was once a man from Thomaston
He called his wife honey bun
His knee joint went out
In pain he did shout
Viagra's  no longer number one

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: abortion, health, life,

Abortion As a Choice

Bearing seed in a world with half embrace proves quite difficult
happiness gives way for ruthlessness in a risky summersault
seen to the womb as dirt
with danger is this flirt
the helpless victim has no say or choice in such an assault.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: addiction,

Computer Game Addiction

Know someone very close to me who's an addict Computer games are the culprit, their brain's been tricked Think of not much else Can affect one's health Some haven't bathed for months, smell like a derelict

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: food, health,

Ode To Pepsi

My addiction to Pepsi is a curse It's bad for my body and for my purse Limit is one per day But I have feet of clay I love the stuff..for better or for worse
for the Beverage contest...glug Barbara Gorelick 10/27/11

Poem Details | by Debra Mundine |
Categories: health,

Stay Well

Health plans are many, take your pick
You'll need one when you get sick
give longevity a chance
cheat death of circumstance
and give your heart more time to tick.

Poem Details | by Shirley Candy |
Categories: humorous, me, sick,

A Patient and a Nurse

I'm hospitalized and there was a nurse named Jane
She said I need plenty of sleep for my health attain
She took samples of my urine and then replaced the infusion
She gave me my medicine and always checked on my condition
And every time I tried to sleep, her present made me awake again!

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, health


Mr Moody yearned for a big pickle His taste buds he needed to tickle He ate twenty four Then fell on the floor Digestion can be oh so fickle

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, health

Sea Sick

I wanted to go fishing in the ocean
Forgot the result of constant motion
You wouldn't believe
How much I heaved
Would give gold for a nausea potion

For the "Fishing" contest.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: confusion, funny, health, humor,

The Astonishing Disappearing Act

Proctologists need to write when 
A prescription's called for big ben 
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen

Poem Details | by Pokey Lanford |
Categories: health, cousin,


There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew” His cousin next door was named “Flu” He found "cold" in the hallway, And threw up on the walkway, I do hope he doesn’t find you! ~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~