Limerick Poems About Trees | Tree Limerick Poems
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: spring,

Spring Forward

In spring time fresh flowers are rising New lambs in the fields – not surprising In every hedgerow and tree Lush beauty will surround me It’s heaven; there is no disguising 02~16~15 Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9


Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: jealousy,

Wood Envy

Have I jealousy of my dear mate?
I don’t think I have any, but wait!
I sure wish I could pee
in the wood near a tree
like my husband does, standing up straight!

For Line Gauthier's Funny Limerick Contest



Written by James Fraser
Categories: fun, funny love, giggle, humor, people, silly, tree,

Out Pops - a Collab With Olive Eloisa Guillermo

Two poets who couldn't agree Raise their voices to their loud pleas One wasn't able to stop His zip open, out pops! Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree ©JAFraser and OEGuillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: animal,

Python

The python hung down from the tree,
It hissed and it scared little me,
I gave it a whack,
To make it turn back,
And have someone else for its tea.

For Russell’s Five Minute Challenge, 11th May


Written by Jonna Gallano
Categories: best friend, blessing, friend, friendship, trust,

Genuine Damsel

I was lurking around but she finally found me,
We're watching the clouds and lying under a tree.

Saying words to be outspoken,
Worrying nothing even the glass is broken.

And I will lastingly love her because she's with me.



Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: fun, love, nonsense, silly, tree, vacation,

Nuts Over a Coconut

Fell in love with a coconut
The tree stood tall outside my hut
Love sublime at first sight
I thought I‘d have a bite
Lost both front teeth right on the spot



AP: 3rd place 2020

Posted on January 17, 2019


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: games, humor,

Rich Hide and Seek

Rich man covered eyes counting to 1,003
rich friend jumped in lear jet to flee
flew to Brazil
is there still
waiting to be found hiding behind tree.


9-19-17


Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: anxiety, evil, fear, tree, word play,

Eyes of Madness

I’ve seen the evil eyes of madness
Psychotic and vicious as can be
I thought to run
I thought to hide
Fearing for my safety climbed a tree



posted on February 13, 2019

AP: Honorable Mention 2020


Written by Valsa George
Categories: betrayal, fate, insect,

Pricked Everywhere

A fat man while clambering up a tree To pluck pears was stung by a swarm of bee Alas! With a heavy thud, He landed in the dry mud Bees stung on his limp prick and he couldn’t flee!


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: creation,

appealing taste

A lemony drink that is mellow
Alcohol sugar zest yellow
Unlike its fruit tree
It's said with a long e
In Sorrento they make limoncello


Written by Valsa George
Categories: death, evil, fear,

Banshee

Still, I have a severe fright for banshee Once I felt, I saw her under a tree It made my poor brain sizzle And on bed, made me drizzle. At night, hearing a shriek, I had to flee.


Written by Margaret Foster
Categories: funny,

Monkey See Monkey Do

I’m a monkey who lived all alone So of I went and got me a clone He looks just like me Moved into my tree And now he wants a clone of his own


Written by Tom Wright
Categories: humor,

Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt

Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt By Tom Wright There was a man, who had two wooden legs, Who was attacked one day gathering eggs. The woodpecker thought, It was the tree he sought, Until he’d whittled both his legs into pegs.


Written by Joshua Lacey
Categories: funny

Don'T Fool Around! (Ode To Golf)

Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!


Written by Seren Roberts
Categories: christmas, humor,

Holiday Goodies

Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see


Written by Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories: funny,

Angry Bird

He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: giggle, humor, night, old, silly,

night cat

cats in my neighborhood agree

there is something youd like to see

if you stay out all night

and meow until light

a man with a club climbs a tree.


Written by Daniel Turner
Categories: cool, funny, giggle, humor,

Be Specific

I asked the old fruit tree out back
To bare something sweet for a snack
Went back the next day
His root was displayed
I chopped him down quick in one whack   




   an original poem by the poemdog Daniel Turner


Written by Dakota Burns
Categories: animal,

A Dumb Squirrel

The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash 
While climbing he got a big gash 
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: bird, humorous,

Musings of a Wise Old Owl

Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But I wisely perch in pines,



          Not on hot transmission lines!



             If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: age, autumn, emotions, october, thanksgiving, tree,

autumn

opaque wings fairy sound

swirling hues gather round

glide without care

past our sad stare

final rest on the ground.


Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funny

Pepe' Le Pew

While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Tipsy Toddy-Tapper Took Wench

Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Written by Audrey Haick
Categories: nature

A Lonely Owl

Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”


Written by Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories: funnyme,

Viagra Is the Pill For Me

Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland 
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

*me poor pecker*