Limerick Poems About Relationship | Relationship Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: computer-internet, humorous, relationship,

I Can Only Hand It To You

Tapped messages go out direct
With phones it's an easy connect
Thoughts from a finger
In cyberspace linger
But touching's too much to expect

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: conflict, humorous, relationship,

A Little Bird Told Me

Sue decided to send Jim a tweet She used words that were quite indiscreet Calling him a fat turd - (Using another word) Their romance has taken a back seat! 12~23~16

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, culture, love, lust, marriage, miracle, relationship,

Love Versus Lust

Some folk are prone to love affairs
For sex rewards the one who dares
They are hot to trot
Because they forgot
Miracles don't happen in pairs!

Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: friend, funny, heart, love, relationship, romance, romantic love,

Looking For Love

looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is the best deal
quit trying so hard to round the bases

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,

Hancock Cola Dang 'Ello

Brits have gone bonkers over this:
Matt & Gina just shared a kiss!
Unless you are wealthy
Kissing is not healthy
Keep your distance!  NEVER share bliss!

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: valentines day,

A Modern Valentine: Define The Relationship, Please

For a DTR from you I’m waiting,
and no more is it up for debating.
Quit bread-crumbing me,
or ghosted you’ll be
after ten years of off-and-on dating.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,


When God was a burning bush
He happened to see Eve's tush
Butt wise to his games
Eve peed on the flames
And disappeared in a whoosh!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,

The White House Leak

By the eerie light of a lamp
He made busy fondling a vamp
Who sat on his lap
To take a quick nap
when KA-BOOM her knickers went damp!

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: anger, care, celebration, drug, humor, relationship,

I love and kiss the CVS people

I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed

Poem Details | by Bartholomew Williams |
Categories: books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,

Learning - a Good Investment

A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
        Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How To Give a Guy a Premarital Suitability Exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: relationship,

Love and Hate

LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,

A Fathers Desire

Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.

Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,

Bill and Monica - Limerick

Bill And Monica - Limerick

There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear 
News said that was queer
Both caught on surveillance electronica

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: humor, humorous, people, relationship,

How To Pick Up a Girl

Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date

Poem Details | by Kathy Littrell |
Categories: animals, funny, pets, cat,

Friendship Ended

A young robin my cat once befriended
          Till one day the relationship ended
                  I came home to find
                  That my cat changed her mind
           For from her mouth a feather extended

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, marriage, relationship, sexy,

I'M the Best

My wife always says I’m the best
A feeling which brought me much zest
One night wild thoughts flew
In search of a clue
I wondered just who were the rest

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,

Lone Star State

A lady who loves oral sex
Took to bed 3 cowboys named, "Tex"
One was well-hung
One for his tongue
And the third for his Rolodex

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, relationship,

Bawdy Limerick What a Whopper - Gotd Award

Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy Who had a gargantuan willy To Sue’s great delight It stayed up all night … And Sue was a game little filly! FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE 11~27~16

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: goodbye, leaving, love, marriage, relationship, romance, wedding,

Ciao Time

I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants fly!

Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: cute love,


Relationship was a big blow,
         Evident was the lack of glow,
              Just to try the skill,
            New romance and thrill,
     Surely increased the venous flow !

Bawdy limerick - 8/8/5/5/8
Written on 23/6/14

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: high school, lust, relationship, remember, sexy, teacher, wife,

High School Reunion Buzz

I recall your wife was brunette
And every male teacher's pet
I never knew why
She acted so shy
When she always left their lap wet?

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: baby, humorous, relationship,

It Was a Bit of a Cock Up

A randy old codger called Pete His actions were quite indiscreet His passionate whirl With a sexy girl Brought the patter of tiny feet! 01~24~17

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, lust, relationship, rude, sensual, sexy, wife,

Tit 4 Tat

The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: gender, humanity, lust, political, relationship,


Trump wanted to be a sperm whale
But Bill Cosby kept flipping him tail
Although both are deranged
The climate has changed
Now trans genders send them Email