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Limerick Poems About Relationship
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
computer-internet, humorous, relationship,
I Can Only Hand It To You
Tapped messages go out direct
With phones it's an easy connect
Thoughts from a finger
In cyberspace linger
But touching's too much to expect
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, humorous, relationship,
A Little Bird Told Me
Sue decided to send Jim a tweet
She used words that were quite indiscreet
Calling him a fat turd -
(Using another word)
Their romance has taken a back seat!
12~23~16
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
friend, funny, heart, love, relationship, romance, romantic love,
Looking For Love
looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is the best deal
quit trying so hard to round the bases
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
betrayal, culture, love, lust, marriage, miracle, relationship,
Love Versus Lust
Some folk are prone to love affairs
For sex rewards the one who dares
They are hot to trot
Because they forgot
Miracles don't happen in pairs!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
Hancock Cola Dang 'Ello
Brits have gone bonkers over this:
Matt & Gina just shared a kiss!
Unless you are wealthy
Kissing is not healthy
Keep your distance! NEVER share bliss!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anger, care, celebration, drug, humor, relationship,
I love and kiss the CVS people
I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
valentines day,
A Modern Valentine: Define The Relationship, Please
For a DTR from you I’m waiting,
and no more is it up for debating.
Quit bread-crumbing me,
or ghosted you’ll be
after ten years of off-and-on dating.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
Eventide
When God was a burning bush
He happened to see Eve's tush
Butt wise to his games
Eve peed on the flames
And disappeared in a whoosh!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
The White House Leak
By the eerie light of a lamp
He made busy fondling a vamp
Who sat on his lap
To take a quick nap
when KA-BOOM her knickers went damp!
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,
Learning - a Good Investment
A lazy student known as Burt,
To parents and teachers was curt.
With little knowledge,
Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!
12/22/18
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,
How To Give a Guy a Premarital Suitability Exam
Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
relationship,
Love and Hate
LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
A Fathers Desire
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Written by
Earl Schumacker
Categories:
adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,
Bill and Monica - Limerick
Bill And Monica - Limerick
There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear
News said that was queer
Both caught on surveillance electronica
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
humor, humorous, people, relationship,
How To Pick Up a Girl
Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
Lone Star State
A lady who loves oral sex
Took to bed 3 cowboys named, "Tex"
One was well-hung
One for his tongue
And the third for his Rolodex
Written by
Kathy Littrell
Categories:
animals, funny, pets, cat,
Friendship Ended
A young robin my cat once befriended
Till one day the relationship ended
I came home to find
That my cat changed her mind
For from her mouth a feather extended
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, humor, marriage, relationship, sexy,
I'M the Best
My wife always says I’m the best
A feeling which brought me much zest
One night wild thoughts flew
In search of a clue
I wondered just who were the rest
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, relationship,
Bawdy Limerick What a Whopper - Gotd Award
Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy
Who had a gargantuan willy
To Sue’s great delight
It stayed up all night …
And Sue was a game little filly!
FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE
11~27~16
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
goodbye, leaving, love, marriage, relationship, romance, wedding,
Ciao Time
I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants fly!
Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
cute love,
Thrill
Relationship was a big blow,
Evident was the lack of glow,
Just to try the skill,
New romance and thrill,
Surely increased the venous flow !
Bawdy limerick - 8/8/5/5/8
Written on 23/6/14
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
baby, humorous, relationship,
It Was a Bit of a Cock Up
A randy old codger called Pete
His actions were quite indiscreet
His passionate whirl
With a sexy girl
Brought the patter of tiny feet!
01~24~17
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
high school, lust, relationship, remember, sexy, teacher, wife,
High School Reunion Buzz
I recall your wife was brunette
And every male teacher's pet
I never knew why
She acted so shy
When she always left their lap wet?
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, lust, relationship, rude, sensual, sexy, wife,
Tit 4 Tat
The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
gender, humanity, lust, political, relationship,
Lust
Trump wanted to be a sperm whale
But Bill Cosby kept flipping him tail
Although both are deranged
The climate has changed
Now trans genders send them Email