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Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: candy, drink, love, sky, stars, uplifting, words,

Valentine’s Day

Valentine's Day is a day for love
do you want to be my turtle dove
are you as sweet as candy
here is a glass of brandy
let's go out and watch the stars above

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: uplifting,

Surprises Are Waiting

We all need purpose to get up each day
To combat the negatives, send them away
Most days are good
As we hope they would
But surprises are waiting to our dismay


© Jack Ellison 2016

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: friendship,

My Friend Silent One

My friend Silent One brightens my days with words uplifting
Crowning him king of jolly old, would be befitting
Has my vote
This talented bloke
One vote per poet and no counterfeiting

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting, words,

Featherless Angels

How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: blue, love, red, sweet, together, uplifting, valentines day,

A Valentine’s Limerick

Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, food, fun, giggle, sick, uplifting, world,

Holiday Humor

in a flash Santa took off
he has a case of whooping cough
the reindeer are wired
now hungry and tired
they say it is time for beef stroganoff

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone

Written by Jane Bowen
Categories: happiness, imagination, life, social, song-uplifting,

Silly Willy

Silly Willy with a worm
Had a pocket that would squirm

A Silly Willy was this boy
His pocket worm brought him joy

Don't mistake him for a toy
He is handsome and so coy

Silly Willy's naughty worm
Growing bigger makes girls squirm~

Written by Joe Inka
Categories: funny, uplifting,

Pbf

So sticky, I can't help but stutter
With a mouthful ,of fresh peanut butter
Two slices of bread
No Jelly, instead
Some marshmallow Fluffernutter

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, childhood, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, peace, people, uplifting, visionary,

You Stink

<                            Once came along a super ninja
                              Dagger Nunchucks Gi sword Wala
                              Hiding in the sewer
                              Got covered with manure
                              Fear not his weapons but hands haha

Written by Mark Goodson
Categories: childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,

These Coming Summer Days

Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays

Written by Gail Debole
Categories: friend, fun, smart, uplifting, wisdom,

Portrait of Filomena

Written by Gail DeBole on February 17, 2016
Updated on March 15, 2020

Filomena has a quick mental crunch 
That gives you a gentle mind punch.
Her intelligent chatter
Is from high-level brain matter,
And will help you climb out of your funk.


Part of the Portrait Collection

Written by John Williams
Categories: animal, nature, uplifting,

Celebrating Yaks

The wild yaks with their hair all a flow,
Were dancing on a Tibetan plateau,
They were just told by the ranger
Their species no longer in danger
As their herd was starting to grow.

Written by Earl Schumacker
Categories: abuse, death, girl, image, life, uplifting, work,

A Girl On a Mission

A Girl On A Mission

There once was a gal who sold china

Tested rockets in her vagina

She sat on one hard though

It made her a martyr

Blasting her & her china to China 


                                                           6/24/14 Bawdy Limericks II Contest

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, dedication, family, children, funny, happiness, imagination, inspirational, passion, places, sea, seasons, sports, uplifting, visionary

A Drunken Tale

Over lips and through da gums
Hooked minno is going down some
Depth by depth there she sinks
Hooked a dam dogfish oh how that stinks
Pulled anchor and now drowning in rum




Tribute To Fishing
Also Entry For
Carolyn Devonshire's
Sea Tale Limericks
GL All

Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: funny, happiness, life, love, uplifting, , cute,

Funny Colors

Blue eyes sparkle, when fun, hits the brain.
Cheeks red and cheery, when it’s insane,
Cute smile turns me pink.
Chuckles, urge a wink
One’s giggles bubbly, as white champagne.

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: christmas, food, humor, uplifting,

Rudolph Can You Help

The hot sticky cinnamon buns,  
gave Santa a troubled case of the runs.  
Rudolph can you help,  
he said yes with a yelp.  
toilet paper needed by the tons.

Written by Shirley Sibley
Categories: faith, forgiveness, happiness, hope, inspirational, peace, uplifting,

I Once Met a Man From the West

I once met a man from the west
And invited him home as my guest
I told of the cross
He cried, "I am lost!"
Then repented and God gave him rest

Written by Black Eyed Susan
Categories: life, uplifting,

Slick Limerick

Susan Burch came bubble-wrapped
Not ready, but waiting, to be sent back
A reject toy
Till she met a boy
Who unwrapped her with happy claps


9/22/11

Received 2nd place in "Slick Limerick" contest

Written by Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories: nature, space, uplifting,

Lonely Night

The night was lonely for a friend
But no one was up around then
That was until three
He let out a weep
And the stars came to comfort him.

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, education, fantasy, children, funny, imagination, introspection, life, mystery, places, science, science fiction, space, uplifting, visionaryme,

Holy Crap

Na- Nu Na-Nu
greetings earthlings How do you do
I'm captain Zendor from planet Sur Render 
shazbot someone crashed into my spaceship's fender
hit me so hard made me go krap-poo

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: body, giggle, red, sun, uplifting, weather, youth,

A Funny Summer

The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like I am in a boiling pot

Written by T Wignesan
Categories: uplifting,

Limerick: Once An Uppity Lady In Freeze

Limerick: Once an uppity Lady from Freeze

Once an uppity Lady in Freeze
Bought a thousand three-hundred shoe-trees.
She had only two feet
Under her buckling meat.
People ate skunk cabbage soles to grease.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: drink, fun, happy, sweet, time, today, uplifting,

Stirring My Tea

Stirring my hot or cold tea, 
with fresh honey from a bee. 
I must not get stung, 
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue. 
I am enjoying my tea and set free.