Limerick Poems About Uplifting | Uplifting Limerick Poems
Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: candy, drink, love, sky, stars, uplifting

Valentine’s Day

Valentine's Day is a day for love
do you want to be my turtle dove
are you as sweet as candy
here is a glass of brandy
let's go out and watch the stars above


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: uplifting,

Surprises Are Waiting

We all need purpose to get up each day To combat the negatives, send them away Most days are good As we hope they would But surprises are waiting to our dismay © Jack Ellison 2016



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: friendship,

My Friend Silent One

My friend Silent One brightens my days with words uplifting Crowning him king of jolly old, would be befitting Has my vote This talented bloke One vote per poet and no counterfeiting


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting

Featherless Angels

How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: blue, love, red, sweet, together, uplifting

A Valentine’s Limerick

Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew



Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, food, fun, giggle, sick, uplifting

Holiday Humor

in a flash Santa took off he has a case of whooping cough the reindeer are wired now hungry and tired they say it is time for beef stroganoff


Written by Jane Bowen
Categories: happiness, imagination, life, social, song-uplifting,

Silly Willy

Silly Willy with a worm
Had a pocket that would squirm

A Silly Willy was this boy
His pocket worm brought him joy

Don't mistake him for a toy
He is handsome and so coy

Silly Willy's naughty worm
Growing bigger makes girls squirm~


Written by Joe Inka
Categories: funny, uplifting,

Pbf

So sticky, I can't help but stutter
With a mouthful ,of fresh peanut butter
Two slices of bread
No Jelly, instead
Some marshmallow Fluffernutter


Written by Gail Debole
Categories: friend, fun, smart, uplifting, wisdom,

Portrait of Filomena

Written by Gail DeBole on February 17, 2016
Updated on March 15, 2020

Filomena has a quick mental crunch 
That gives you a gentle mind punch.
Her intelligent chatter
Is from high-level brain matter,
And will help you climb out of your funk.


Part of the Portrait Collection


Written by John Williams
Categories: animal, nature, uplifting,

Celebrating Yaks

The wild yaks with their hair all a flow,
Were dancing on a Tibetan plateau,
They were just told by the ranger
Their species no longer in danger
As their herd was starting to grow.


Written by Earl Schumacker
Categories: abuse, death, girl, image, life, uplifting

A Girl On a Mission

A Girl On A Mission

There once was a gal who sold china

Tested rockets in her vagina

She sat on one hard though

It made her a martyr

Blasting her & her china to China 


                                                           6/24/14 Bawdy Limericks II Contest


Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: funny, happiness, life, love, uplifting,

Funny Colors

Blue eyes sparkle, when fun, hits the brain.
Cheeks red and cheery, when it’s insane,
Cute smile turns me pink.
Chuckles, urge a wink
One’s giggles bubbly, as white champagne.


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: christmas, food, humor, uplifting,

Rudolph Can You Help

The hot sticky cinnamon buns,
gave Santa a troubled case of the runs.
Rudolph can you help,
he said yes with a yelp.
toilet paper needed by the tons.


Written by Black Eyed Susan
Categories: life, uplifting,

Slick Limerick

Susan Burch came bubble-wrapped
Not ready, but waiting, to be sent back
A reject toy
Till she met a boy
Who unwrapped her with happy claps


9/22/11

Received 2nd place in "Slick Limerick" contest


Written by Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories: nature, space, uplifting,

Lonely Night

The night was lonely for a friend
But no one was up around then
That was until three
He let out a weep
And the stars came to comfort him.


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: body, giggle, red, sun, uplifting, weather

A Funny Summer

The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like I am in a boiling pot


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: uplifting,

Limerick: Once An Uppity Lady In Freeze

Limerick: Once an uppity Lady from Freeze

Once an uppity Lady in Freeze
Bought a thousand three-hundred shoe-trees.
She had only two feet
Under her buckling meat.
People ate skunk cabbage soles to grease.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: uplifting,

Constantly In Flux

Must remain upbeat because negativity sucks Builds mountains out of mole hills, now there's the crux It's mind over matter Keep climbing that ladder Always remain upbeat coz life's constantly in flux © Jack Ellison 2016


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: fun, humor, new year, poems, uplifting, voice

Funny New Years Resolutions For 24

Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."

Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you need to rearrange.
No talking just write a lot more.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: uplifting,

Unique As Each Other

Where is it written, we must all toe the line Act like clones and worship the same shrine Those of good cheer People far and near Unique as each other, raise your glass of wine


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: bird, cat, giggle, home, satire, uplifting

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let me take a bow.


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: food, humor, love, sweet, uplifting, words

A Fruity and Funny Limerick

Guess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat


Written by Deneen White
Categories: uplifting

One Wish

if I had one wish...

   what would that wish be...

             that wish would be..
  
                            for me...

                               to be  me....


Written by Marie Harrison
Categories: food, funny, health, life, uplifting

Lean Times

Lean Times
When times are lean and mean I have to conserve
I rely on pocket change in reserve
Like pennies, dimes and quarters
Times like these I might loiter
Anything to fill my tank and preserve


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: uplifting,

The Big Bang Theory

A definition of the big bang theory, by heck Can not only be applied to astrology but sex We try not to yell But excited as hell We burst out, “I love you! I'll send you a cheque!”