Limerick Poems About Heaven | Heaven Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: spring,

Spring Forward

In spring time fresh flowers are rising New lambs in the fields – not surprising In every hedgerow and tree Lush beauty will surround me It’s heaven; there is no disguising 02~16~15 Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: friendship, happiness,

To the Birthday Girl -And Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!

Poem Details | by Kim Van Breda |
Categories: humor, poets, tribute,

Poetry Heaven

oh what a wonderful group we make as we pen our poems and take a break our traits range from weird to strange in all probability certifiably deranged leaving legacies of genius in our wake

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Died Being a Miner and More

Died Being A Miner

Ate great chowder in crowded diner;
Then we had sailed on a lovely liner;
Life would end;
To heaven send;
He did die digging coal being a miner.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, smile,

Stairway To Heaven

My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
	everything is cool
	he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: lust,

Irish Missed

Three Irish angels were sipping their tea
Discussing the sinners that they could see
"That one's a menace
That one drinks Guinness
And that colleen is heaven for three!"

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: heaven, jobs, joy, tribute, work,

thanks for being so neat

Seeing aisles of messy shelves
Before a shopper even delves
Is a horrible curse
Which Whole Foods can reverse
With stockers who were Santa's elves

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: lovelove,

Unspeakable Love

Just what is unspeakable love?
Is it love sent from heaven above?
With its prefix of “un,”
is this love then just one
I’m simply not able to speak OF? 

For Adeleke Adeite's Contest:
Unspeakable Love (Limerick)

Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

Lawyer Limerick

There once was a lawyer sent to heaven
Given the best room a saint ever lived in
When I asked StPete why
He answered me quite sly
“That’s the first lawyer we’ve ever been given.”

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: golf,

Legacy of Arnold Palmer Limerick

Legacy of Arnold Palmer

What a great golfer he had been
At or below par hitting ball in
Always something about Arnold Palmer
You played more steady and were calmer
On day in heaven will see him again.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Nancy Jones |
Categories: anti bullying,

Husbands Are In Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fineIs that too cold, Ed?

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Church Building Be Rid Of

Church Be Rid Of

They died and went to heaven above;
Where each one can enjoy God's love;
Was such a scare;
Bullets everywhere;
Church decided to destroy and are rid of.

Poem Details | by Sylvia Coulstock |
Categories: funnyold, old,

Heaven Sent

There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: clothes, humor, mystery, sexy, silly, words,

Have You Ever Imagined a Girl Without Her Clothes On

He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: jobs, life,

The New Job

The New Job
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

He started his job at six,
He was ready to enter the mix.
He lost it as seven,
Not his view of heaven,
So now it is back to the sticks.

Poem Details | by Archana Garg |
Categories: dream, husband, life, wife,

Husbands Are In Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.

Dt 23/02/14

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspiration,

Great Resilience

Stuff lurks down deep, from past experience Heaven knows I'm known for great resilience When moments of panic Turn me absolutely frantic I rely on rhymes, mysterious and sapience

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: writing,

A Long Night

Poor Barbara was up most of the night
A limerick she was trying to write
Wrote more than eleven
They stunk to high heaven
By morning she still hadn't seen the light

Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: funny,

Getting It Right - For Contest

There once was a poet named  Dwight
 Who died while writing one night
 To heaven he went
 But back he was sent
 Until he got  all his rhymes right

 * You only live once, but if you do it right once is enough * - Mae West --

Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: food,

Lake Notashebun

I can fish on Lake Notashebun 
in September for pike: 'Great Northern.'  
Known as 'Esox lucius,' 
it's so delicious 
breaded and deep fried lakeside; that's heaven.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Bikini Ballet

Once knew this sweetie from Malibu Sure trade places with her, wouldn't you Sun and sand every day Girls doing a bikini ballet Died and gone to Heaven, merci beaucoup © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories: funny, humor, lust,

Heavenly Lust

Heaven has an extremely large bust
That drives mortal men wild with Lust
But when the girls are free
They drop to her knees
Under-wire support is a must.

L&H Limerick contest
Sponsored by Catie Lindsey

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, kiss, love, memory,

Do You Remember Where You Fell In Love

Took heaven to help me to see
That with her I wanted to be
I first felt love’s glow
And this I still know
We kissed under coconut tree

Poem Details | by Aron Jacob |
Categories: marriage,

Husbands In Heaven

A man stands no chance with a woman,
With red eyes she schemes in a coven,
     So scolded or not,
     If he wants a shot,
He'll be better off with a husband.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,

Aspiring Parrot

once a parrot named kevin

wanted to go to heaven

so he flew and flew

but when out of view

was forced to land in akron.