Limerick Poems About Romance | Romantic Limerick Poems
Written by Bill Baker
Categories: friend, funny, heart, love, relationship, romance, romantic love,

Looking For Love

looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is the best deal
quit trying so hard to round the bases


Written by Winged Warrior
Categories: christmas, parents, romantic,

Seducing Santa

I saw mom and Santa having a chat She told him he was much too fat She then grabbed his behind With eyes closed kissed him blind Then they both fell on the mat Nov.17.2019 Holiday Themed Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: love,

Romeo Potential

A lady once called me a romantic devil In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel My poems are comedy driven My tender side is usually hidden Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential


Written by Bill Baker
Categories: adventure, boy, crush, girl, humor, romantic, youth,

Harley Date

He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
It wasn’t just fun  
He was on the run
A hostage date was --quite clever


Written by Aiyah Torres
Categories: romantic, suicide,

The Vampire's Snack

This handsome guy who'd like to suck.
                     Had found  a lady for snack
                          So beautiful and hot,
                           He gave her a shot.
             Suck her blood, AIDS virus attacked.



Written by Funom Makama
Categories: life, romantic, sexy,

Adam and Eve

Exploding hunger rubs thirsty and sticky skins like clay
resistance to give morality a chance under slay
opposite energies pump
a stronger motor on top rump
unlimited liberty expressed with no rules in this play.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Like An Old Buccaneer

Well how do you do, my name is Lou I'm a normal old chap except for my do Hair down to here Like an old buccaneer A romantic old buggar and quite naughty too © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Romeo Potential

A lady once called me a romantic devil In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel Usually my poems are comedy driven My soft tender side is usually hidden Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by John Williams
Categories: funny, humorous,

Dangers of Pensioner Dating

A seventy year old couple on a romantic date,
Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe,
Feeling so good, a kiss they sought,
Locking mouths their false teeth got caught,
And both sets fell onto the plate.


Written by Darius Garcia
Categories: humorous, romantic,

This Girl From Mexico City

i met a sweet girl from mexico city
if she don't like me, oh well what a pitty
i'll just roll my face on the grass
oh boy did i fell for her ass
man, why can't i write something witty?


Written by George Aul
Categories: heartbroken, romantic,

Casanova

So you say someone broke your heart,
you fell in love right from the start,
you're alone - but don't fear,
I'll wipe that lonely tear...
for taking over is my art.


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: love, lust, romance, romantic, senses, sensual, sexy,

Come To My Bed

Patronizing her inner streets with cool lust-hawking
she’s compromising flaunted standards with kiss-talking
gentle but impolite
a sweetening soft fight
started like a hard script ending in sweet love making.


Written by Carla Jones
Categories: romantic,

Eyes

your eyes are like the sekashin sea,
why wont you stand by side with me.
your eyes are as pure as snow,
so why do you have to go.


Written by John Lawless
Categories: humor, romantic,

She's Wet - Viii Continuation

SHE'S WET - VIII

At times I wonder why I miss her
and the times I use to kiss her
her dentures were always set
but her pants were always wet
I must admit she was a pisser


John GLawless
3/30/2015


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: beautiful, fantasy, girlfriend, i love you, imagery, love, romantic,

My Dream Girl

Held by an angel like a tender tool
rubs gently on my skin like a soft wool
she’s just her own type
her smile now my skype
as I blindly enjoy being a big fool.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: friendship,

Romancer Number One

Move over young Tim, here I come Going to challenge your title, you better run My romantic side Is gonna whip your hide Your days are numbered as Romancer Number One © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Eve Roper
Categories: creation,

Pandemic Manic Depression

Lovely Jen a poetic romantic
A mask she hated with the pandemic
Rhinestone, pearls, a smiley face
She decorated the lace
Her boyfriend though she was kind of manic.

6/1/2022


A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: flower,

Tulips

Tulips have a very romantic connotation One lip is fine but the second is for conversation Well there's certainly another No, not kissing your mother Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation


Written by Mark Elam
Categories: sexy,

Time For Dessert

At the end of a romantic meal
A sweet glimpse of your breasts I will steal
Bathing soft candlelight
Spicy curves now in sight
Then a rhythmic embrace so surreal









11.17.18
For Sexy poetry contest


Written by Pat Adams
Categories: confusion, humor, husband, wife,

A Romantic Endeavor

His alarm failed, so no time to be pedantic 
He still tried in his haste to be romantic
He had to hurry he was late
And in such an absent state
He slammed his wife and kissed the door, when frantic!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: romantic,

Hell's Half Acre

Just a few years left till I meet my maker Hope my reputation hasn't preceded me as a heartbreaker I'm truly a decent soul Quite stunning as a whole But at times I lose it, run wild over hell's half acre


Written by Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories: humorous, love,

The Smell of Love

THE SMELL OF LOVE
In instant love with this handsome man she fell On romantic date this she wanted to tell He came floating in flair Sat so close on the chair His socks smelled fetid fish, she groaned, what the hell.
August 29, 2018


Written by Krish Radhakrishna
Categories: love, romance, romantic, roses are red,

A Romantic Day

Bought her a bunch of roses on his way,
he carefully rehearsed what he would say,
She answered door in bikini,
In sheer awe he dropped to his knee,
What a lovely start to their romantic day!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Searching For a Topic

Searching for a topic for my next limerick post Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast To some movie hero Like Robert De Niro Maybe an exposé 'bout a famous Mickey Mouse


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: romantic,

Romeo Potential

A lady once called me a romantic devil In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel Usually, my poems are comedy driven My soft tender side is quite hidden Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential