Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
friend, funny, heart, love, relationship, romance, romantic love,
Looking For Love
looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is the best deal
quit trying so hard to round the bases
Written by
Winged Warrior
Categories:
christmas, parents, romantic,
Seducing Santa
I saw mom and Santa having a chat
She told him he was much too fat
She then grabbed his behind
With eyes closed kissed him blind
Then they both fell on the mat
Nov.17.2019
Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
N/A for contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
love,
Romeo Potential
A lady once called me a romantic devil
In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel
My poems are comedy driven
My tender side is usually hidden
Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
adventure, boy, crush, girl, humor, romantic, youth,
Harley Date
He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
It wasn’t just fun
He was on the run
A hostage date was --quite clever
Written by
Aiyah Torres
Categories:
romantic, suicide,
The Vampire's Snack
This handsome guy who'd like to suck.
Had found a lady for snack
So beautiful and hot,
He gave her a shot.
Suck her blood, AIDS virus attacked.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
life, romantic, sexy,
Adam and Eve
Exploding hunger rubs thirsty and sticky skins like clay
resistance to give morality a chance under slay
opposite energies pump
a stronger motor on top rump
unlimited liberty expressed with no rules in this play.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Like An Old Buccaneer
Well how do you do, my name is Lou
I'm a normal old chap except for my do
Hair down to here
Like an old buccaneer
A romantic old buggar and quite naughty too
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Romeo Potential
A lady once called me a romantic devil
In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel
Usually my poems are comedy driven
My soft tender side is usually hidden
Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Dangers of Pensioner Dating
A seventy year old couple on a romantic date,
Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe,
Feeling so good, a kiss they sought,
Locking mouths their false teeth got caught,
And both sets fell onto the plate.
Written by
Darius Garcia
Categories:
humorous, romantic,
This Girl From Mexico City
i met a sweet girl from mexico city
if she don't like me, oh well what a pitty
i'll just roll my face on the grass
oh boy did i fell for her ass
man, why can't i write something witty?
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
heartbroken, romantic,
Casanova
So you say someone broke your heart,
you fell in love right from the start,
you're alone - but don't fear,
I'll wipe that lonely tear...
for taking over is my art.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
love, lust, romance, romantic, senses, sensual, sexy,
Come To My Bed
Patronizing her inner streets with cool lust-hawking
she’s compromising flaunted standards with kiss-talking
gentle but impolite
a sweetening soft fight
started like a hard script ending in sweet love making.
Written by
Carla Jones
Categories:
romantic,
Eyes
your eyes are like the sekashin sea,
why wont you stand by side with me.
your eyes are as pure as snow,
so why do you have to go.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, romantic,
She's Wet - Viii Continuation
SHE'S WET - VIII
At times I wonder why I miss her
and the times I use to kiss her
her dentures were always set
but her pants were always wet
I must admit she was a pisser
John GLawless
3/30/2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
friendship,
Romancer Number One
Move over young Tim, here I come
Going to challenge your title, you better run
My romantic side
Is gonna whip your hide
Your days are numbered as Romancer Number One
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
beautiful, fantasy, girlfriend, i love you, imagery, love, romantic,
My Dream Girl
Held by an angel like a tender tool
rubs gently on my skin like a soft wool
she’s just her own type
her smile now my skype
as I blindly enjoy being a big fool.
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
creation,
Pandemic Manic Depression
Lovely Jen a poetic romantic
A mask she hated with the pandemic
Rhinestone, pearls, a smiley face
She decorated the lace
Her boyfriend though she was kind of manic.
6/1/2022
A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
flower,
Tulips
Tulips have a very romantic connotation
One lip is fine but the second is for conversation
Well there's certainly another
No, not kissing your mother
Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation
Written by
Mark Elam
Categories:
sexy,
Time For Dessert
At the end of a romantic meal
A sweet glimpse of your breasts I will steal
Bathing soft candlelight
Spicy curves now in sight
Then a rhythmic embrace so surreal
11.17.18
For Sexy poetry contest
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
confusion, humor, husband, wife,
A Romantic Endeavor
His alarm failed, so no time to be pedantic
He still tried in his haste to be romantic
He had to hurry he was late
And in such an absent state
He slammed his wife and kissed the door, when frantic!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
romantic,
Hell's Half Acre
Just a few years left till I meet my maker
Hope my reputation hasn't preceded me as a heartbreaker
I'm truly a decent soul
Quite stunning as a whole
But at times I lose it, run wild over hell's half acre
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
humorous, love,
The Smell of Love
THE SMELL OF LOVE
In instant love with this handsome man she fell
On romantic date this she wanted to tell
He came floating in flair
Sat so close on the chair
His socks smelled fetid fish, she groaned, what the hell.
August 29, 2018
Written by
Krish Radhakrishna
Categories:
love, romance, romantic, roses are red,
A Romantic Day
Bought her a bunch of roses on his way,
he carefully rehearsed what he would say,
She answered door in bikini,
In sheer awe he dropped to his knee,
What a lovely start to their romantic day!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Searching For a Topic
Searching for a topic for my next limerick post
Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast
To some movie hero
Like Robert De Niro
Maybe an exposé 'bout a famous Mickey Mouse
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
romantic,
Romeo Potential
A lady once called me a romantic devil
In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel
Usually, my poems are comedy driven
My soft tender side is quite hidden
Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential