Limerick Poems About Christmas | Christmas Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

Santas Home

Santa came home with a reindeer And Mrs Claus said with a sneer ‘Did you have to bring That horny old thing?’ Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December 2021 For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

You'D Better Not Pout

You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’ Too large, in a colour you hate It simply won’t fit You’ll never wear it No nookie mate now you can wait! 12~28~14 A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich ~awarded 3rd place~

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

You Must Look After Your Elf

Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick His red nose was gleaming Blue eyes they were streaming I hope that Santa will give him some Vick 24th December 2014

Poem Details | by John Freeman |
Categories: funnychristmas, christmas,

Christmas Limerick

Upon this very merry Christmas night,
MrsClaus has reason to be uptight, 
   Not Rudolph’s nose that’s red,
   But MrClaus’s instead,
He rides slopes in sleigh with Miss Fanny Bright!

For Christmas Contest
Sponsored by Francine Roberts

Poem Details | by Kash Poet |
Categories: funny,

Santa With Running Nose

Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."

Poem Details | by Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories: giggle,

The Ultimate Gift

All I want is a Christmas lover
A present that is like no other
His wife gave permission 
Under one condition 
Just give Santa time to recover 

November 19, 2019

Contest ~ Holiday Themed Limerick 
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin
Count ~ 9, 9, 6, 6, 9

Poem Details | by Winged Warrior |
Categories: christmas, parents, romantic,

Seducing Santa

I saw mom and Santa having a chat She told him he was much too fat She then grabbed his behind With eyes closed kissed him blind Then they both fell on the mat Nov.17.2019 Holiday Themed Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest

Poem Details | by Joanna Feltham |
Categories: christmas,

Covid Claus

Santa showed signs of the virus
a test was less than desirous
swabs rammed up his nose!
he kept his eyes closed
daydreaming of Milee Cyrus

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: christmas,

When I Left a Snack For Santa

A silk top I asked Santa Claus for!
How did MrClaus handle that chore?
On that beautiful silk
I found stains from spilled milk.
Milk and cookies for Santa? No MORE!

Nov17, 2022
For Tania Kitchin's A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christmas,

Santa Claus Sos

Santa Claus is busy in a Mall
But he will need YOUR help after all
To help meet his goal
Send one lump of coal
So Donald Trump can build his own wall

*SOS= "Save Our Sleigh"

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: boy, christmas, drink, fun, holiday,

No Beer This Christmas

There was a boy who liked to drink beer
He'd been more naughty than nice all year
   Abrupt low of energy 
   Caused by sudden allergy 
Will make for a sober Christmas cheer

Submitted on November 19, 2019 for contest HOLIDAY THEMED LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN  -  RANKED 4TH

Poem Details | by Evelyn Judy Buehler |
Categories: christmas, color, funny, light, travel,

Merry and Bright

Christmas was only a few hours away.
Santa and elves were coming on the sleigh.
The night was filled with fair sights,
'Til the clash with festive lights.
Soon flashing, bright nosed Rudolph, led the way!

Written on 11/27/2022

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Church Had Us Over Barrel

Church Had Us Over Barrel

Church really had us over barrel,
Heard choir sing Christmas carol;
Terrible sound,
All around;
Ended up in danger and imperil.

Imperil means to bring into peril
or endanger.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: christmas,

Rudoph Sighting

Poor Rudolph one night hurt his hoof
by landing on somebody’s roof.
I got a good look!
A photo I took,
but lost it! Dang, there goes my proof.

syllables: 8/8/5/5/8

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: christmas, humor,

You'D Better Not Pout

If no diamonds Ill try not to pout
For that’s not what Christmas is all about
Ill take  Zirconium
Though its a Phonyium
But in the bedroom there could be a drought

Just kidding of course...

Poem Details | by Shadow Hamilton |
Categories: drink, fun, new year,

Happy New Year

Hic, oh my! hic  am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.


contest  A Quintain Christmas

phrase Happy New Year

Poem Details | by Cheryle Sanders |
Categories: funny,


At Christmas I contracted the flu
From taking the kids to the zoo
The hippos were a wheezing 
Ten monkeys were sneezing 
Now my temperature’s a hundred and two!

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Bah Humbug

A Grinch in a hamlet of Whovilles

Stole credit cards, ringing up big bills

     Without checking price tags

     He murmured, “Bah, Scumbags”

For this is how grinches get their thrills!

*January 3, 2015

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Holiday Goodies

Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, holiday

Sleigh Passengers

Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops

Santa’s kindly added some extra stops

     His sleigh filled with travelers

     Scared of TSA handlers

Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops

*For Francine’s Christmas contest

Poem Details | by Lola Barron |
Categories: january,

New Year Diet

At Christmas as always I ate
So much that I put on some weight
New year I must try
To stay off the pie
And next year, well I just can't wait.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Flying Reindeer

A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: christmas, funny,

What's Up With Santa

He arrives at the party tonight

In his outfit of red, black, and white

Turns to skinny- not round

Pillows fall to the ground!

Ho-Ho Santa, now a Ha-Ha sight!

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: christmas,

So What's Up With Santa

Poor Santa came down with a very bad cold
Thought he might have to put Xmas on hold
But Mrs Clause drove the sleigh
Rudolph laughed all the way
"The best Xmas ever!" so we've been told

Women rock! lol
For Jerry's contest...

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

A Green Christmas

Looks like we could have a green Christmas this year Which is great as long as it snows on that day, d'ya hear Just that special day Then melt all away Let's not go overboard, can't wait for spring to appear © Jack Ellison 2015