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Limerick Poems About Christmas
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Santa came home with a reindeer
And Mrs Claus said with a sneer
‘Did you have to bring
That horny old thing?’
Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December 2021
For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’
Too large, in a colour you hate
It simply won’t fit
You’ll never wear it
No nookie mate now you can wait!
12~28~14
A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 3rd place~
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick
Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick
His red nose was gleaming
Blue eyes they were streaming
I hope that Santa will give him some Vick
24th December 2014
Poem Details | by
John Freeman |
Categories:
funnychristmas, christmas,
Upon this very merry Christmas night,
MrsClaus has reason to be uptight,
Not Rudolph’s nose that’s red,
But MrClaus’s instead,
He rides slopes in sleigh with Miss Fanny Bright!
For Christmas Contest
Sponsored by Francine Roberts
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny,
Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."
Poem Details | by
Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories:
giggle,
All I want is a Christmas lover
A present that is like no other
His wife gave permission
Under one condition
Just give Santa time to recover
November 19, 2019
Contest ~ Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin
Count ~ 9, 9, 6, 6, 9
Poem Details | by
Winged Warrior |
Categories:
christmas, parents, romantic,
I saw mom and Santa having a chat
She told him he was much too fat
She then grabbed his behind
With eyes closed kissed him blind
Then they both fell on the mat
Nov.17.2019
Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
N/A for contest
Poem Details | by
Jo Chamberlain |
Categories:
christmas,
Santa showed signs of the virus
a test was less than desirous
swabs rammed up his nose!
he kept his eyes closed
daydreaming of Milee Cyrus
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
christmas,
A silk top I asked Santa Claus for!
How did MrClaus handle that chore?
On that beautiful silk
I found stains from spilled milk.
Milk and cookies for Santa? No MORE!
Nov17, 2022
For Tania Kitchin's A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
christmas,
Santa Claus is busy in a Mall
But he will need YOUR help after all
To help meet his goal
Send one lump of coal
So Donald Trump can build his own wall
*SOS= "Save Our Sleigh"
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
boy, christmas, drink, fun, holiday,
There was a boy who liked to drink beer
He'd been more naughty than nice all year
Abrupt low of energy
Caused by sudden allergy
Will make for a sober Christmas cheer
Submitted on November 19, 2019 for contest HOLIDAY THEMED LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN - RANKED 4TH
Poem Details | by
Evelyn Judy Buehler |
Categories:
christmas, color, funny, light, travel,
Christmas was only a few hours away.
Santa and elves were coming on the sleigh.
The night was filled with fair sights,
'Til the clash with festive lights.
Soon flashing, bright nosed Rudolph, led the way!
Written on 11/27/2022
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Church Had Us Over Barrel
Church really had us over barrel,
Heard choir sing Christmas carol;
Terrible sound,
All around;
Ended up in danger and imperil.
Imperil means to bring into peril
or endanger.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
christmas,
Poor Rudolph one night hurt his hoof
by landing on somebody’s roof.
I got a good look!
A photo I took,
but lost it! Dang, there goes my proof.
syllables: 8/8/5/5/8
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
If no diamonds Ill try not to pout
For that’s not what Christmas is all about
Ill take Zirconium
Though its a Phonyium
But in the bedroom there could be a drought
Just kidding of course...
Poem Details | by
Shadow Hamilton |
Categories:
drink, fun, new year,
Hic, oh my! hic am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.
12/30/2014
contest A Quintain Christmas
phrase Happy New Year
Poem Details | by
Cheryle Sanders |
Categories:
funny,
At Christmas I contracted the flu
From taking the kids to the zoo
The hippos were a wheezing
Ten monkeys were sneezing
Now my temperature’s a hundred and two!
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
A Grinch in a hamlet of Whovilles
Stole credit cards, ringing up big bills
Without checking price tags
He murmured, “Bah, Scumbags”
For this is how grinches get their thrills!
*January 3, 2015
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, holiday
Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops
Santa’s kindly added some extra stops
His sleigh filled with travelers
Scared of TSA handlers
Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops
*For Francine’s Christmas contest
Poem Details | by
Lola Barron |
Categories:
january,
At Christmas as always I ate
So much that I put on some weight
New year I must try
To stay off the pie
And next year, well I just can't wait.
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
christmas, funny,
He arrives at the party tonight
In his outfit of red, black, and white
Turns to skinny- not round
Pillows fall to the ground!
Ho-Ho Santa, now a Ha-Ha sight!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebration,
Looks like we could have a green Christmas this year
Which is great as long as it snows on that day, d'ya hear
Just that special day
Then melt all away
Let's not go overboard, can't wait for spring to appear
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
christmas,
Poor Santa came down with a very bad cold
Thought he might have to put Xmas on hold
But Mrs Clause drove the sleigh
Rudolph laughed all the way
"The best Xmas ever!" so we've been told
Women rock! lol
For Jerry's contest...