Limerick Poems About Memory | Memory Limerick Poems
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: bullying, humorous, irony,

Actions Speak Louder Than Words

A quiet teenager named Tina Had bullies use words to demean her But my memory lingers cos she stuck up two fingers then pushed them into the marina! 3/20/18


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: age, clothes, food, memory,

Going Dotty

My elderly auntie named Dot her memory’s going to pot For she served me raw food and was totally nude A dinner I’ve never forgot 7/27/18



Written by Thabang Ngoma
Categories: fathers day, golf, memory,

Golf Day This Dad

You drove the ball high
It flew and touched the sky
I heard, “FORE!"
And ducked therefore
But the ball hit my thigh


Some of the things mom never knew happened;-)


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: memory, world war ii,

Vitamin B-12

Started taking Vitamin B-12 for my memory Reminding me of the B-29, a question for Jeopardy A bomber during history's dark time World War II, a disgusting crime We must all be sure so as not repeat this treachery © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: memory,

A Rambunctious Teen

It's the year two thousand and sixteen Many years since I was a rambunctious teen With slicked down hair It was devil may care Surrounded by young fillies so peachy keen



Written by Charles Clive
Categories: love, memory,

My Valentine

Remember, my sweet Valentine, the moment you said you'd be mine. A rug by the fire, we shared our desire and pledged that our hearts should entwine. ~ For Poet Destroyer's Valentine Competition.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: baseball,

Stealing Home

A memory I'll NEVER forget, by crikey Jackie stealing home, my hero almighty Eleven at the time Baseball's ultimate crime Forever and always etched in my psyche (With the old Montreal Royals of the International League in 1946)


Written by Kate Sparks
Categories: age, funny, humorous,

A Little Old Lady Named Kate

A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a date?


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: hero,

Jackie Robinson

Growing up in Montreal, there were many great stars Loud cheers for the Royals were heard from the local bars The greatest of them all Jackie Robinson stood tall Jackie's memory remains always in our hearts


Written by Tom Quigley
Categories: baseball, memory, sports, time,

Raul Mondesi, Jr

Raul Mondesi is back from wherever he’d been hid
Storming into the Big Leagues and making another bid
But he played over a decade ago
Guess for me time hasn’t gone slow
And the rising star this year is Mondesi’s kid

3/31/16


Written by David Fisher
Categories: funny, memory,

Acme To the Rescue

I fondly remember Road Runner cartoons
That amused us until weekend afternoons
Wile Egot just desserts
On that barren desert
But I wished Acme mailed him Kevlar balloons

12/28/15  for combination of three words contest


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: memory,

The Shadow Knows

What evil lurks in the hearts of men, “Only The Shadow Knows” An introduction to an old radio thriller, scared me down to my toes But had to stay tuned The bad guys harpooned Three cheers for justice, one of the great radio shows © Jack Ellison 2016


Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: funny, humor, kiss, love, memory,

Do You Remember Where You Fell In Love

Took heaven to help me to see
That with her I wanted to be
I first felt love’s glow
And this I still know
We kissed under coconut tree


Written by Seren Roberts
Categories: memory,

Lost One Limerick

Will write a Limerick I think Sought out some paper pen and ink By the time I did this My words had gone amiss Guess memory is on the blink
Penned 10 June 2017


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: health, silly,

I Can Continue My Ballet

My sweet DrKimberley called me today I'll be here for a while, good to hear her say Need Vitamin B12 For memory health Thankfully though, I can continue my ballet © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by James Fraser
Categories: funny, on writing and wordsmemory, memory,

I Know I Possibly Wrote It

There once was a memory man Who remembered all that he can So he wrote in a book Which was gone when he looked Now he's doubting his memory span http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php


Written by D Bronowski
Categories: pets, philosophy,

God Or Dog

I don’t understand the world, or what it is giving
Should I open my eyes and be there and then living?
I asked my dog and as memory recalls
He kept gently but thoroughly licking his balls


Written by Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories: adventure, memory,

Black Soul Music Gold

its make s you cry
make you lie
feel like you won't die
it has a beat
that gets underneat
ITS FOR YOUNG AND OLD
BLACK SOUL MUSIC IS GOLD


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: memory,

Remember December

Remember December, it's dead and gone Gonna be cold and blistery from this day on Fooled ya huh Got used to that stuff Well news bulletin, it's winter's same old song © Jack Ellison 2016


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: memory,

A Howling Session

I fondly remember a lady named Karen Each morning at 7:00 we had a howling session Much silliness galore Whatever was in store I remember those days with great affection © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, funny,

Legerdemain

on a hummock of Tane
                        he Practiced legerdemain
                                 saw a  girl 
                                     had to whirl
                                        his trip down memory lane


Written by George Aul
Categories: humor, new years day,

Memory Lapse

It's time to celebrate a New Year
with an old tradition and much cheer,
so while the ball is dropping
the champagne will be popping...
Here's to headaches and actions unclear!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

No Better Than a Cow

I'm on a big roll, so don't stop me now My best stuff can be seen just over the next brow Sometimes lose it quite quick Writing it down is the trick My memory stinks, it's no better than a cow


Written by Warner Baxter
Categories: beauty, celebrity, death, loss, memory, murder, tribute,

Star 80

~*~ ~~**~~ THERE ONCE WAS A LASS FROM MANHATTAN SHE WORE PETTICOATS MADE OF RED SATIN FOR PLAYBOY SHE MODELED NUDE ‘TIL HER LIFE WAS VIOLENTLY SUBDUED AND HER NAME WAS DOROTHY STRATTEN ~~**~~ ~*~


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: memory,

The Shadow Knows

What evil lurks in the hearts of men, “Only The Shadow Knows” An introduction to an old radio thriller, scared me down to my toes But had to stay tuned The bad guys harpooned Three cheers for justice, one of the great radio shows