Written by
Dean Wood
Categories:
ocean,
Kelp Me With This Won'T You
A young mermaid from old Shangri-La
Had a Math quiz --- right after her spa
So she thought, “What to wear,
That will make the boys stare?”
Then she picked out her best algae-bra!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Sister Jan
Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Debbie Duncan
Categories:
adventure, ocean,
Ocean
I'm an ocean
deep and wide
you never know
what's going to
come inside
wrote 5/ 25/ 2018 Fri 4.15pm
Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
boat, humorous, ocean,
The Lark In the Dark
Sammy went out on a lark
sailing his boat in the dark
and while he got drunk
his little boat sunk
so his hangover went to the shark
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
A Recent Discovery
“I'll follow you to the ends of the earth” is a very old line
But recently, they've discovered earth is round, will take a long time
Sounds good on paper
But methinks this caper
Could mean death crossing by dinghy the ocean brine
Written by
Skat A
Categories:
sea
Shark Tale
shark tale
I once enjoyed a movie on a shark.
His bite much bigger than a dogs bark.
In the ocean JAWS scared more than fish.
A bite so deep no one could stitch.
With teeth so sharp, always leaving a mark..
S.K.A.TPOETRY
FIRST LIMERICK EVER..
Written by
Mick Talbot
Categories:
nature, pollution,
Mother Nature - Not Amused
Oceans, woods, abused, confused!
Mother nature not amused!
Her bellies aching.
Mistakes we're making!
Time pollution was defused!
There is an old man of the ocean,
To marine life is his devotion.
We have to put right,
Marine waters plight.
Or suffer our own devolution!
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
fantasylove,
"giant Isopod"
Makes love Bathynomus giganteus
Isopod love not a casual lust
Romance private ocean deeps
Where little light ever creeps
Lovemaking crustaceans is no fuss
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, health
Sea Sick
I wanted to go fishing in the ocean
Forgot the result of constant motion
You wouldn't believe
How much I heaved
Would give gold for a nausea potion
For the "Fishing" contest.
Written by
Earle Brown
Categories:
angst
I Cry Rivers For the Ocean
Republican fountain flows black
on blue seas metamorphic rock,
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political, pollution,
Plastic Tides
There's an ocean of plastic waste
Which Trump claims just adds to the taste
Marine life is best
When put to the test
Besides who can tell in fish paste?
Written by
Cindi Rockwell
Categories:
fishing, funny, myth, ocean, sea,
Catch of the Day
A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!
July 31, 2018
Written by
Gorlum Gorlum
Categories:
beach, desire, humor, lust, ocean, old, places, romance,
Dirty Limerick: Old Man,Part 2
Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Ocean Trash
Lawyers want money to buy a new suit
Thieves with a rolex and evil to boot
They're as crooked as can be
They all need buried at sea
That's where they'd be but I just don't pollute
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, men, drug,
Surf's Up - For Contest
SURF'S UP
It drug the beach sand making trenches
causing lightheaded fainting of wenches
the ocean was icy
he stood out quite nicely
even after allowing for shrinkage.
2/19/2016
submitted to – Limerick Contest II – for fun – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Jan Allison
Written by
Christi Kopp
Categories:
animals, funny
Whale Watching
Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
animals, confusion, funny, imagination, satire, sea
Mistaken Identity
There was an eel on the ocean floor,
Sammy his name, he knew the score.
His friends said, he was smart,
Then upon a dinner cart,
He said, Hey, I am not an albacore.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
animal, culture, journey, nature, ocean, sea, sports,
Surfing the Gold Coast
Great White Sharks are a Gold Coast wonder
Though crocodiles may steal their thunder
But all surfers know
It is time to go
When kangaroos line up Down Under
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, america, beach, boat, cheer up, fishing, humor,
sea food
once a skindiver named neal
daily would make swimmers squeal
in town from new york
he carried a fork
dining on fresh ocean krill.
Written by
Daljit Khankhana
Categories:
dedication, devotion, dream,
A Word In Your Praise
I love to write a word in your praise.
My weakness is, I like your image,
Blue eyes as wide as an open sky,
As deep as ocean never speaks lie,
Tide roars when moon disturbs craze.
Written by
Andrew Battaglino
Categories:
funny,
Seaman Name Seamour
There once was a seaman named Seymour
Who dived thirty feet down the ocean floor
When he spotted a great white shark
He swam up to the top like a rocket spark
And left the sea for the mountains of Lenoir
ring size 8.5
azure color
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
funny
Fast Food
There was a young man from North Park,
Who would swim near the beach after dark.
The move of the ocean
Always set him in motion,
Until the night he became dinner for a shark.
Written by
Justin Street
Categories:
allegory, sea
The Ocean I Knew
The ocean stained my eyes this blue
And I always knew this to be so true
That the sea’s bright side
Will change a man’s eyes
Till never he thinks of you
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor, ocean,
Love Tune
I grew this big thing to impress the gals
I knew that it would get back to my pals,
saw the jealousy coming
but I just keep on humming...
finding Narwhal love in many locales.
For "Impress me with a NARWHAL poem" by SKAT A
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
beach, bullying, fish, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,
little surfer
once a surfer named ava
annoyed fish with each wava
a whale came around
and knocked her aground
a lesson in behava.