Poem Details | by
Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,
Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap
Try to stay on your running feet
Honey in the hive
The bees are alive
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!
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Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
history, humor, science,
Tom sat there eating the last of his bread,
wondering if the next day he'd get fed,
felt like a dumb cluck,
down on his luck,
till a light went off the top of his head
11-19-16
Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, parody, science fiction
Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"
Poem Details | by
Ed Morris |
Categories:
funny, humorous, math, science,
Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
It remains a tough climb
To imagine space-time
With its axes not fixed but all pivoty.
Poem Details | by
Mike Youds |
Categories:
funny, science fiction,
Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)
Poem Details | by
Rick Ireland |
Categories:
humor, science,
The best way to see variation
is computing a standard deviation.
But variance is preferred
By all the non-nerds
Who can't do a rootification.
Poem Details | by
Terry O'Leary |
Categories:
science,
We've LANDed a PROBE on a COMet
and FOUND it was MADE of green VOMit.
Well, CREAtures withIN it,
deCIded to THIN it,
serve PROBE a pea SOUP, then emBALM it.
posted: 15 Nov, 2014
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Poem Details | by
Brett Estes |
Categories:
fun, poems, science fiction,
There was a woman who lived on Jakku,
who lived in a robot and ate stew,
she met some droids,
and fought people on steroids,
and flew a frater too.
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny, science, science fiction
Martian Gumbo
One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"
Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, imagination, science fiction
With precision we carved out the sand
here at home, down on your cursed land
We defy you to try
You will surely failWhy?
We used nothing that looks like your hand.
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
science fiction,
I once had a satanic phone,
When anyone called, it would groan.
It made up a lie,
Told my girlfriend Di:
‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ *
*Slang for sex
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, health, humorous, science,
Vaccines are all carefully made
To fight what should make us afraid
Some hate the syringe
And now they should cringe
As hosts the bad germs could invade
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
business, funny, humorous, science,
A hot opportunity knocks
Buy and sell incoming space rocks
We love asteroids
But are covered by Lloyds
In case our own blocks suffer shocks
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, science fiction
Who are these notorious grim-faced men
Government spies, aliens, perhaps Satan
What color shows the real you?
Pray it is a brighter hue!
Just please don’t put on that black suit again
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
science,
Fine Head, Great Posture!
By
Tom Wright
There once was a scientist from down under,
Who was predisposed to error and blunder?
In an attempt to clone,
He begat only bone,
And he became known as the Sidney wonder.
Poem Details | by
Thabang Ngoma |
Categories:
future, science fiction,
How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world
Poem Details | by
Nicholas Rush |
Categories:
freedom, funny, funny love, love, peace, science, silly,
Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you better guzzle.
Poem Details | by
Dominique Webb |
Categories:
fantasy, home, house, humor, imagination, science, science fiction,
Their once was a living door called Able,
That did curve and bend, very capable,
When I approached to go through,
Facilitating and friendly just like you,
And I so often wished that Able was datable.
Poem Details | by
Renee Kelly |
Categories:
adventure, character, fun, science fiction,
There once was a man most ancient
Who, more often than not, was complacent
He flew through the stars
From Gallifrey to Mars
Protecting we humans most nascent
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
Once there was a man called Simon “the Institution”
Debated “shift from religious institutions to educational “
protection of individual conscience
protection of group rights, a science
Bloody these goals need a lot of research!
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
faith, religion, science
Creation is an unsolved mystery.
Men have pondered it throughout history.
Some say it is evolution.
What a logical solution!
But faith shows God is more than a banshee.
Poem Details | by
James Ph. Kotsybar |
Categories:
science
An electron, so perfectly round
it could spin without wobble or sound,
was measured carefully
at fixed velocity,
but its position couldn’t be found.
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
adventure, animals, history, science,
Tyrannosaurus Bob is who I am.
You herbivore dinos had better scram.
When I have an appetite,
I will give you a big bite.
I never settle for just eggs and ham.
It’s Jurassic time.
Dinosaurs are on the earth.
The big reptiles rule.