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Limerick Poems About The Beach
Poem Details | by
KP Nunez |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015
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Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, parody, science fiction
Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
beach, fruit, summer, vacation,
Summertime coats your tongue like molasses
Lingering kiss of strawberry lasses
Sipping lemonade
Beneath pastel shade
Bare toes wriggle in beach-salty grasses
6/06/20
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
hilarious,
If I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt.
Poem Details | by
Ken Rone |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
A fair maid took a stroll on the beach,
In the moonlight while eating a peach.
Afraid the juice dripping down
Might soil her gown,
She doffed it and juice ran down each.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
For Shells Would Explore
For shells on beach, we would explore,
And when we did was more and more;
To sand stick;
Would pick;
Had found close by or on distant shore.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Matthew Horstkotter |
Categories:
nature,
The stars so bright
On this moonlit night
The waves roll to shore
Nights like this I want more
The beach at midnight
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny, giggle,
One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!
For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest
Poem Details | by
John Trusty |
Categories:
funny, satire
Showing off the ultimate bathing fright,
worked all winter preparing a delight.
Laid off the usual beer,
summer now finally here.
His Speedo package outrageous and tight!
*For the battle of the bulge contest It only takes one Speedo to ruin a day at the beach!
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
Women battling the bulge is no surprise
Being looked at on the beach; the ultimate prize
And when the battle they win
It causes a grin
To notice a different bulge in the men's levis.
Poem Details | by
john williams |
Categories:
beach, children, summer,
My swimmers on, to the beach I ran,
Across the hot, white, squirming sand,
The first wave faced knocked me rotten,
My dad had told me but I'd forgotten,
Jump the waves son if you can.
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
girlfriend,
If your love life's a beach with no sun,
here's some dating advice 1 0 1.
Don't be boring or stern -
Pay attention and learn
this one thing: Girls just wanna have fun!
WRitten July 1, 2015 for the Triple Threat Poetry Contest of Casarah Nance
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
retirement,
Retirement, aw yes, looked forward to this time
A cottage on the beach, that would have been fine
But instead here I am
With you guys, hot damn!
Greatest friends I've ever had, so sweet and so kind
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,
to the lake yes to the lake
fish to fry and fish to bake
this has been moms cry
birthdays now its rye
if just once she'd bring a cake.
Poem Details | by
john williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
Georgy ran as Georgy can
Across the hot white shifting sand,
His hot foot shuffle
Caused such a kerfuffle,
Kicking sand up as he ran.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
earth, earth day, funny, humor,
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars
Poem Details | by
faleshia murphy |
Categories:
funnyhome, home,
Well here we are the last day of school
Let's hit the beach the park and even the pool
The kids are home for the summer
As I start to think I begin to wonder
They going to be home with me hey that's not cool
Poem Details | by
John Squires |
Categories:
beach, fishing,
On the beach sat the fisher McBride
With his pole in a stand by his side
Then suddenly he had a big bite
And his pole took off into flight
Up he sprang, his mouth open wide
Poem Details | by
Howard Tunick |
Categories:
humor,
There once was a climate change doubter
He really was quite a shouter
Until late one night
The high tide just right
Found the beach house he loved under water
24 December 2015
Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
animals, funeral, satire, thank you,
This Club Med lagoon really holds the heat,
with a beach front view and a coral suite.
But the best of all
as we watch it fall
is how they serve up each meal on a sheet!
Poem Details | by
john williams |
Categories:
children, funny, humorous,
Beryl, a beach girl of some girth,
Was paddling for all she was worth,
Her face looked so stark
Being chased by a shark,
As she battled to get out of the surf.
Poem Details | by
Doris Culverhouse |
Categories:
seasea, sea,
There once was a boy from Jeckyll Island Sound
He roamed the beach and in the sand he found
A sea shell, a snorkel
A buried grand paw and a shovel
Adventure awaits in the sand mound.
For the sea tale limerick contest!!
~~~Ninth place win in the contest!!~~~~
Poem Details | by
Grace Williams |
Categories:
animals,
Zapholus was once his name
One and alone since the storm
Empty oceans, without claim
Nestled him where he was borne
Octopi then made him strong
Round he grew, and twice as long
Mates he saw on a beach
Attacked a male to them reach
Now you know the sea lion's song
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
humor, men, drug,
SURF'S UP
It drug the beach sand making trenches
causing lightheaded fainting of wenches
the ocean was icy
he stood out quite nicely
even after allowing for shrinkage.
2/19/2016
submitted to – Limerick Contest II – for fun – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Jan Allison
Poem Details | by
mike dailey |
Categories:
romance,
There once was this redbreasted Robin
Who there on the beach was just sobbin’
That sunburn must hurt
It glowed right through her shirt
The view set my parts just a throbbin’