Limerick Poems About Christians | Christian Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,

I Am Christian

My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.

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Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: character, christian, culture, depression, emotions, feelings, funny,

Laugh Out Loud Brawy Limerick

sip your coffee and smoke cigar
you the ass holy and mob boss 
catholic faith noth
protestants’ hybrid
StJohn the Baptist spurious

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,

Socrates and His Ouzo

There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, spiritual,

To the Devil

The saints are prosperous and you know why
they torment your kingdom, you aren’t shy
condemned by everlasting rickets
hidden by all kinds of false jackets
smoke all the weed, you can’t be the most high.

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: addiction, bible, christian, confusion, corruption, death, evil,


Such food made the people go crazy.
Their hearts Fill'd with lust all got hazy
In bad stuff they were in
Many died cuz of sin
And were lost for'ver and that's crazy!

Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000

September 8,2014

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: bible, blessing, christian, god, inspiration,

The Ark of Covenant

Whenever they travelled in front
The Ark Of Covenant did confront
The kept it well lit
And that was just fit
Only some to God could talk'd affront.

Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000

September, 8, 2014

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: christian, giggle, religious, sexy,

Never Once Did He Stare

~ Revised Repost ~ 

  There once was a minister so meek
  His sole desire, the Lord for to seek
    Despite babes everywhere
    Never once did he stare
  He just smiled, then turned her other cheek

Poem Details | by Joseph Adebanjo |
Categories: bible, christian,

Jesus' Blood Never Fails

Jesus' blood never fails me at all The precious crimson tide flows for all Epitome of power All sins overpowered Upon it proud, I stand, brave and tall

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, jesus, spiritual, spoken word,

Living God

Satisfies His household even much more
granting His children’s desires for sure
Jesus is the barret
beyond any laureate
His hands will cover those who stay inshore.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian, funny, political,

Trump Versus Heaven

Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
Is a man that Trump loves to hate
After The Fall
God needs a Wall
So build one before its too late!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian,

Hell Fires

Notre Dame erupted in fire
Ghosts gasped in the funeral pyre
For the Devil's horns
Are the Crown of Thorns
Held fast by an angelic choir

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: fun, garden, nonsense, silly, word play,

Roman Gnome

Roman Gnome

There once was an Emperor of Rome
Who invented the first garden Gnome
He thought it looked cute
In its Christian suit

Mascot to the Coliseum of Rome

Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: bible, christian,

A Truly Great Preacher


I know a preacher named Billy Graham
Convicting words, he really can say 'em
He'll speak words so bold
It will shake up your soul
And prayers, you surely will pray 'em

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian,

Sunday School

When Jesus was teaching Pre-School
He taught them all The Golden Rule
But none would comply
Since the other guy
Was much more in need of that tool!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible, christian, drink, food, gospel, war, wine,

Biblical Poser

King Herod was such a big dummy
For armies must march on their tummy
Why would he crucify
Who could make Army chow quite yummy?

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: abortion, baby, bible, christian, international, religion, women,

Answer Me

If Heaven rewards people of worth
And Hell awaits all those who love mirth
Then the pain of life
Is not worth the strife
Why would a woman choose to give birth?

Poem Details | by Lisle Ryder |
Categories: bible, christian, gospel, poverty, religious,

Widow's Mite

When the rich made gifts to the Temple
two coins from a widow did resemble
   all that she had
   to keep herself clad,
while the rich gave from wealth that was ample.

Luke 21.1-4

Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: christian, destiny, forgiveness, inspirational,

Eternally Speaking


A man named Jesus was heard to say
I am The Life, The Truth, and The Way
No greater word
May ever be heard
Will you accept Him today?

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

My Christian Dior Pantsuit

I'm the king of the ball in my Christian Dior pantsuit With accessories by Donald and Goofy in cahoots Not a well known fact Their designs fill the racks Of poets and poetesses here on the Soup

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Gt Boutique

Giant Tiger or GT Boutique, has gained tremendous fame A classy discount shopping thrill, I'm not pulling your chain Mo said if money's your concern It's means less money to burn You and Christian Dior might be seen boarding a plane

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: wind,

Let Us Pray

Our vicar her first name is Cindy When preaching bad nerves make her windy Sermons last half an hour Foul farts make us cower Her Christian name should have been Sindy 10/24/20

Poem Details | by Lisle Ryder |
Categories: bible, christian, faith, gospel, jesus, religious,

Parable 6: Forgiveness

A man whose boss forgave him a large debt
then charged a friend who owed him with a threat:
   “Now pay what you owe
   or to prison you go.”
The boss jailed that man till his debt was met.

Matthew 18.23-35

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: truth,

Standing In a Garage

Going to church on Sunday doesn't make you a Christian Any more than standing in a garage make you a piston This made me cackle Like a happy jackal Then walked into a lion's den and it made me a chicken

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Rebellious Converts

Convert! Said the Spanish conquistadors.
They were more violent than the Moors.
We put on our mask.
And did what they asked.
Pretending to believe in their Christian lores.

Poem Details | by Jacqueline R. Mendoza |
Categories: christian, devotion, faith, god, jesus, people, spiritual,

The Christian Name

God calls each one by name
Everyone’s name is sacred
The name is the icon of the person
It demands respect
As a sign of the one who bears it

Written: 6252018
Poetry Form: Limerick
Copyright © Jacqueline RMendoza