Limerick Poems About December | December Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

Santas Home

Santa came home with a reindeer And Mrs Claus said with a sneer ‘Did you have to bring That horny old thing?’ Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December 2021 For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

You Must Look After Your Elf

Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick His red nose was gleaming Blue eyes they were streaming I hope that Santa will give him some Vick 24th December 2014

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, holiday, philosophy, time,

December 21, 2012

The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend

Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: clothes,

Fishing Tackle Tm

The trousers he's wearing are Wrangler -
they're great for his job as an angler
(although on a trip
he busted his zip
and showed all those present his dangler).

written 6th December for Sara's Trademark contest

Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: silly,

Bored In Manhattan

I went to Manhattan cause I was bored, And it is there, I met a man, sweet Lord; Oh gosh, he was enchanting, And soon he had me panting; And adored, my word, bored has a reward. ___________________ December 28, 2015 Limerick ~ Not For Contest ~

Poem Details | by Bryn Strudwick |
Categories: snow,

Frozen Joe

/ A hardy young fellow called Joe Went out with no clothes in the snow Certain bits turned to ice And then snapped off – not nice So he now spells his name J-o 30th December 2020 Winter Snow or Ice contest Sponsor - Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Upside Down


With a world upside down you discover
New perspectives, I feel a Wild rover 
Makes my senses run  free
Ah! But now need a pee
So would you mind turning me over

23 December 2017

Poem Details | by Gail Debole |
Categories: friendship, people,

Portrait of Gena

Written by Gail DeBole on December 20, 2011
Updated on March 14, 2020

Miss Gena loves all purple things
No matter what her day might bring.
She loves purple clothes...
Has oodles of those -
And also wears quite fancy rings.

Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: funny,

A New Ford

A New Ford
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The lad had wished for a new Ford.
He found one he really adored.
But trouble arose, 
With the one he chose,
He found that he could not afford.

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: life,

A Good Day

A Good Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The day is going to be good.
This thought is well understood.
No need for worry
Nor running from things furry
That monster is made out of wood.

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,


Once there was a writer by name Jacob Distemper,
fellow is no doubt an excellent writer,extempore.
Children’s jungle story writing!
all time adult poem writing!
bloody, who caresWhat margin this December?

Poem Details | by Adam Wheaton |
Categories: funny

My Attempt At a Limerick

the neighbor's grass is always greener
and their house is always cleaner
but just remember
that come December
their family won't be any leaner

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: cute love, fun, happy, sunshine,

- Maggie, Old Granny -

The lady Maggie we remember
Carl met her in December
Small and round.but classy
Sexy.sometimes sassy
Old granny her mind's in a blender

Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: jobs, life,

The New Job

The New Job
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

He started his job at six,
He was ready to enter the mix.
He lost it as seven,
Not his view of heaven,
So now it is back to the sticks.

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: patriotic,

High Flying Flag

High Flying Flag
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The flag was perched aright
It was properly lit at night.
It drew many views,
Was daily in the news,
Till it vanished from everyone’s sight.

Poem Details | by Howard Tunick |
Categories: humor,

A Rising Tide For Contest

There once was a climate change doubter
He really was quite a shouter
Until late one night
The high tide just right
Found the beach house he loved under water

24 December 2015

Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: humorous,

Such a Pail

Such a pail 
I have a sweet beautiful daughter
Who is always fetching me water
Each day without fail
she has such a pail
When my daughter brings me the water

Limerick  Contest  December 24, 2015
Sponsored by Jan Allison

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny

An Unusual New Year's Resolve

There once was a woman that was very fat!
Her diet resolves, I fear,
Broken each and every year.
Until she put something new under her hat –
It was her food; now, what do you think of that?

© December 22, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: funny,

Christmas Joy

Christmas Joy
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

	Was asked if Christmas was good,
	Particularly in my neighborhood.
	Responded that it was fine,
	A pocket full of bills is now mine,
	Maybe soon I’ll be singing as I should.

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: funny, day,

Gloomy Day

Gloomy Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The day looks gloomy and dark.
Not a good day for the park.
So inside I will stay,
No time to play,
Time for me to make my mark.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: car, december, destiny, drink, giggle, humor, silly,

The First Rudolph

once an old cabbie named fred

had a nose that glowed bright red

then a call from a bar

put an elf in his car

and since has lead santas sled.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

It's Snow Joke

Poor Rudolph’s desperate to “go”
Resulting in bright yellow snow
He produces some brown
Making Santa Claus frown
And shouting Rudolph, No! No! No!

A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Absolute Torture

It's December 21st and the days are getting longer Won't be long before this damn winter is conquered Had one too many That's more than plenty At my ripe old age each one's absolute torture © Jack Ellison 2016

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

In the Buff

It's December 19th and still no white stuff This ole earth has decided enough is enough We're messing things up Sitting here on our butts Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: funny,

Life Is Such a Bummer-For Contest

I knew I had to call a plumber  
   but he was busy 'til next summer
               Now I have no loo.
                What am I to do?
Well poop - my life is such a bummer!

              December 22nd 2015
For Limerick Contest-Sponsor: JAN ALLISON

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