Limerick Poems About Girls | Girl Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: fun, humor,

Ninja Girl

On the Isle of Man lives a Ninja girl
   Daring in her act, makes your toesies curl
   She has a pretty face
   And sips her tea with grace
   Be not taken in – she’s no fragile pearl.


   Sent with hugs by Lulu` Pascal

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: girlfriend-boyfriend

Rock Paper Scissors

Rock Girl

You are scissors, and all you can do is to cut all those paper hearts through. But I’ve hardened my heart and before you can start to destroy me, I’m going to SMASH you!
(Gosh, PD, they won't even permit the ~sign in the title!)

Poem Details | by Niketa Mckenzie |
Categories: funny, lost love, love,

One Night Stand

Their once was a girl in love
She knew he was sent from above
They danced, they sing they did everthing
But then he deflated in the tub

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: friendship, happiness,

To the Birthday Girl -And Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!

Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: funny,

Real Cereal -Trix


This girl  Rio's, packed lunch in a cereal bowl

Her language almost sounds like espanol

Adding chocolate chunks to her munch

Funny how she ate, cinnamon toast crunch 

The real TRIX is to add corn, in anything, NIKKO!

hahha kidding!

dedicated to RIO~aka NIKKO

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: funny,

What a Name

A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't  be known as, Sue Ridge.

Poem Details | by Robert Johnson |
Categories: fun,

Little Miss Fancy Font

A sweet little girl named Alex.
Always put words in italics.
Plain print wouldn't do.
So when she was through.
They were known as Alex Italics.

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: friendship, sad

P.D. Bye

There’s a peach of a girl named P.D.
Who is a friend of both you and me
She’s gone away
I already miss her today
Her kind words and Queen Slam poetry

*If you find another sad limerick let me know*

Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funny

Her Prescription

with one foot short I was hamper’d
believin' my life was 'ncumber’d
when quite by surprise
'peared a girl with cross-eyes
and proclaim’d I was doctor order’d!

© All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

Well I Declare

There was a young blonde from Stroud
Whose hair made her stand out in a crowd
Til my nail caught in a curl
I declare this ain't no girl
her trousers were standing out proud

Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: humor,

Marmite Is King

Deb an Aussie girl swears by vegemite
Now personally I don't think she's right
She's got in her head
It's the only spread
But for me nothing on earth beats MARMITE

Written 3rd January 2022

Dedicated to Deb.

Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: girlfriend,

Miss Wrong With Plenty of Baggage

I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...

for the Baggage contest

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: dance, green, humorous,

Misguided Sean

There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.

(Colleen - an Irish girl)

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: inspirational,

Jan U Wary

The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!

Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: adventure, boy, crush, girl, humor, romantic, youth,

Harley Date

He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
It wasn’t just fun  
He was on the run
A hostage date was --quite clever

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: confusion, friend, horse,

A Filly, Bovine

I knew a filly, thought she was bovine
Whenever she talked, out came this line
   ‘I am man’s best friend’
    This girl would deadpan
'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: daffodils,

Hairy Armpits

The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair Crossed eyes to boot Big bum, whatta hoot A divine creature with flaws here and there

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, girl, grandfather,

Grandpa's Playground

At one-hundred grandpa dreams of a fling
Scoring the streets for a saucy young thing
   He's mastered a line
   That works every time
'Come to my playground, and learn how to swing!'

Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: freedom,

Innocent Courage

She rises, my little girl, a small crown
Of blooms, purple jumper, and white blouseDown
Town, she holds a yellow, blue
Flag on broom stick and walks through
Stepping on toy tanks she found all around.


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: growing up, woman,

The Fastest Girl in Town

   Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
   By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
      Jane went dancing one night
      Drank way too much, got tight
   Woke up next morn ~ a woman of renown

Poem Details | by Mc Mc |
Categories: funny,

There Once Was a Girl Named Lilly

There once was a girl named Lilly
who often liked to be silly
she put a spoon upon her nose
then she wrote a bit o' prose
and called it mexican chilly !

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,

Girl From Nantucket

I once knew a girl from Nantucket 
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it

Just not clean enough for contests---lol

Poem Details | by Mohamed Omar |
Categories: funny,

Tie the Knot Limerick

There was a girl, of I thought 
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
  Thinking of happy marriage 
  To propose I summed up all my courage 
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: football, fun, games, silly, soccer, sports, woman,


A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: bird, girl, humorous,

Lucy's Goosey

There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.

For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest