Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
dream, joy, life,
Lucky Leprechaun
There once was an old elf from Sweden
who envisioned Ireland as Eden.
He made the trip west
and in a gold chest
found shoemakers’ tools to succeed in.
written March 29, 2017
Written by
John Smith
Categories:
food,
Neapolitan
Block of Neapolitan Ice Cream;
to my diet, a scream in a dream
Chocolate, strawberry
and vanilla; very
delicious Then I bust out a seam.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
betrayal, career, dark, evil, satire, true love,
Life With T-Rump Xxi
Donald's faithful to his red star
Putin loves the Don from afar
Bizarre it may seem
It's been Vladimir's dream
To have an American Tsar
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy, woman,
Jan's Halloween Dream
Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
cat, humor,
Kept Cat
Kept Cat
You called me your dream bird, now it's too late
We'd fly off in bliss, our purr-fect dream date
I deemed you my winner
you deemed me your dinner
How does it feel to be my kept cat, mate?
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Pears
I had a naughty dream and dreamt of pears
Looked away but I couldn't help my stares
It was at my local beach
She was way out of my reach
A topless lady without any cares..
Written on 22nd August 2023
Written by
Tania Kitchin
Categories:
character, western,
Rip
Yellowstone's best is known as Rip
A wild one with a steel hand grip
A cowboy rancher's dream
He makes trespassers scream
A horse trainer so well equipped
5/4/22
Contest: High Noon Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
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Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
bible,
Weigh-In
Smote-a-Mote Wayne can't see the beam
Stuck in his eye blocking his scheme
He thinks throwing mud
Will make him a stud
But its just another wet dream..
* * * *
Why beholdest thou the mote
that is in thy brother's eye,
but considerest not the beam
that is in thine own eye?
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
dream, food, fun, funny, humorous, silly, sweet,
Banana Split
Split my banana and stuff it with cream
top with tantalizing treats to extreme
nuts and silky sweetened balls
gooey toppings form seawalls
nothing left out of a lover's wet dream
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
emotions, feelings, humor,
Faking
You will always share a meme,
motivation just like a dream;
Why are you faking?
You don’t do a thing;
Your screen only inspires a stream.
Written by
Chris Matt
Categories:
childhood
Basketball Shoes
My basketball sneakers could make me fly
In fourth grade I could jump so high
I wasn't the best on the team
But I was in my dream
With those shoes, I swear I could touch the sky.
Written by
Tony Ajah
Categories:
social, dream, dream,
Nigeria of My Dream
A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
fun,
My Debut At Cricket
Sir Leonard Hutton famous for cricket
Idolized him yet we played in the snicket
His bat willow three springs and all
Ours a joke no umpire to call
Yet did dream of 'Lords' having took a wicket.
© Harry J Horsman 2015
Written by
John Chizoba Vincent
Categories:
art, beauty,
The Nigerian Dream 8
Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
football, humorous,
Big Stud-On-Campus
He was the big stud-on-campus, was Todd,
Until he was nabbed smokin' somethin' odd!
Coach booted him from the team.
Up in smoke went Mommy's dream,
Of Todd being on a pro-football squad!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny, nature
It's a Gas, Gas, Gas
My eco car runs on natural gas
Naught to sixty, what a blast
It runs like a dream
Refueled by baked beans
All free from a humans ass
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny
Color Crazy
We dream of a fling with a blonde
With red heads and brunettes we'd abscond
Yes--carried away!
But if her locks be gray
Our minds with hair dye can be conned
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
dream,
Bill
There was an old fella called Bill,
Who joined dating sites for a thrill,
But he failed to impress
Anything in a dress:
At ninety he’s over the hill.
For Scott’s Hill contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
dream, , cute,
Surfing In Hawaii
In spite of the snow, in spite of the cold
I'll be surfing in Hawaii, such joy untold
Well maybe in dreams
Hear girlies cute screams
Dreams, my friends are much richer than gold
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
angst, fantasy, funny,
A Million-Dollar Dream
One dollar buys a million dollar dream.
Lotteries excite thoughts of esteem.
One day I bought a ticket,
My angst began to fidget.
Until I screamed; then went to redeem!
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
childhood, children, funny,
My Baby Dreams.
There once was a dream in my sleep
I was out in the fields with my sheep
I wanted to pee
Let it out with glee
I woke up with in a puddle in my keep.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
anniversary, funny
Oo La Ween!
Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
love, smile,
She - a Loverick
She walks on water or so it seems
She's in my every thought and dream
Sweet and kind
No better you'll find
When she smiles my heart sure beams
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
angel,
Jennifer Aniston
If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer
Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner
Kind of a dream
Don't have much steam
But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her
Written by
Archana Garg
Categories:
dream, husband, life, wife,
Husbands Are In Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not
All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.
Dt 23/02/14