Limerick Poems About Dreams | Dream Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: food,


Block of Neapolitan Ice Cream; 
to my diet, a scream in a dream 
Chocolate, strawberry
and vanilla; very 
delicious Then I bust out a seam.

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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: betrayal, career, dark, evil, satire, true love,

Life With T-Rump Xxi

Donald's faithful to his red star
Putin loves the Don from afar
Bizarre it may seem
It's been Vladimir's dream
To have an American Tsar

Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: dream, joy, life,

Lucky Leprechaun

There once was an old elf from Sweden
who envisioned Ireland as Eden.
He made the trip west
and in a gold chest
found shoemakers’ tools to succeed in.

written March 29, 2017

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy, woman,

Jan's Halloween Dream

Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: cat, humor,

Kept Cat

Kept Cat
You called me your dream bird, now it's too late We'd fly off in bliss, our purr-fect dream date I deemed you my winner you deemed me your dinner How does it feel to be my kept cat, mate?

Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: humor,


I had a naughty dream and dreamt of pears
Looked away but I couldn't help my stares
It was at my local beach
She was way out of my reach
A topless lady without any cares..

Written on 22nd August 2023

Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: character, western,


Yellowstone's best is known as Rip
A wild one with a steel hand grip
A cowboy rancher's dream
He makes trespassers scream
A horse trainer so well equipped

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible,


Smote-a-Mote Wayne can't see the beam
Stuck in his eye blocking his scheme
He thinks throwing mud
Will make him a stud
But its just another wet dream..

* * * * 

Why beholdest thou the mote 
that is in thy brother's eye, 
but considerest not the beam
 that is in thine own eye? 

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: dream, food, fun, funny, humorous, silly, sweet,

Banana Split

Split my banana and stuff it with cream
top with tantalizing treats to extreme
	nuts and silky sweetened balls
	gooey toppings form seawalls
nothing left out of a lover's wet dream

Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: emotions, feelings, humor,


You will always share a meme,
motivation just like a dream;
Why are you faking? 
You don’t do a thing; 
Your screen only inspires a stream.

Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: childhood

Basketball Shoes

My basketball sneakers could make me fly
In fourth grade I could jump so high
I wasn't the best on the team
But I was in my dream
With those shoes, I swear I could touch the sky.

Poem Details | by Tony Ajah |
Categories: social, dream, dream,

Nigeria of My Dream

A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream

Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: fun,

My Debut At Cricket

Sir Leonard Hutton famous for cricket
Idolized him yet we played in the snicket
His bat willow three springs and all
Ours a joke no umpire to call
Yet did dream of 'Lords' having took a wicket.

© Harry J Horsman  2015

Poem Details | by John Chizoba Vincent |
Categories: art, beauty,

The Nigerian Dream 8

Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: football, humorous,

Big Stud-On-Campus

He was the big stud-on-campus, was Todd,

   Until he was nabbed smokin' somethin' odd!

      Coach booted him from the team.

         Up in smoke went Mommy's dream,

            Of Todd being on a pro-football squad!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, nature

It's a Gas, Gas, Gas

My eco car runs on natural gas
Naught to sixty, what a blast
It runs like a dream
Refueled by baked beans
All free from a humans ass

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny

Color Crazy

We dream of a fling with a blonde
With red heads and brunettes we'd abscond
Yes--carried away!
But if her locks be gray
Our minds with hair dye can be conned

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: imagination, nature, seasons

Rock - Paper - Scissors


Paper Snowflake


Upon the rock of summer that teem
with scissors I forge a winter dream
with paper of white
and visions of flight
each snowflake dance with sunlight gleam


Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: dream,


There was an old fella called Bill,
Who joined dating sites for a thrill,
But he failed to impress
Anything in a dress:
At ninety he’s over the hill.

For Scott’s Hill contest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dream, , cute,

Surfing In Hawaii

In spite of the snow, in spite of the cold I'll be surfing in Hawaii, such joy untold Well maybe in dreams Hear girlies cute screams Dreams, my friends are much richer than gold

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: angst, fantasy, funny,

A Million-Dollar Dream

One dollar buys a million dollar dream.
Lotteries excite thoughts of esteem.
One day I bought a ticket,
My angst began to fidget.
Until I screamed; then went to redeem!

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anniversary, funny

Oo La Ween!

Welcome to my naughty Halloween Meet my dark and beautiful dream On this night she's a witch But by day not a stitch So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen

Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: childhood, children, funny,

My Baby Dreams.

There once was a dream in my sleep
I was out in the fields with my sheep
I wanted to pee
Let it out with glee
I woke up with in a puddle in my keep.

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: love, smile,

She - a Loverick

She walks on water or so it seems She's in my every thought and dream Sweet and kind No better you'll find When she smiles my heart sure beams

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angel,

Jennifer Aniston

If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner Kind of a dream Don't have much steam But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her

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