Limerick Poems About Hate | Hate Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

You'D Better Not Pout

You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’ Too large, in a colour you hate It simply won’t fit You’ll never wear it No nookie mate now you can wait! 12~28~14 A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich ~awarded 3rd place~

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Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: life,

Inspired By Jan Allison - I Know An Amazing Poetess Named Jan

I know an amazing poetess named Jan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know an amazing poetess named Jan And composing limericks she sure can Especially about teachers Who rightly hate cheaters Exposing them is her very good plan!

Poem Details | by Judy Ball |
Categories: animal, cat,

Three Cats In a House

Three cats did share the same house.
Two sweet but one was a grouse.
Two got along great but the third t'was love/hate.
But there isn't a mouse in the house.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: natural disasters,

Eve Line

When you walk around in the nude
The whole world will say you are rude
Some may hate you
Some may date you
But no one will say you're a prude!

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: relationship,

Love and Hate

LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!

Poem Details | by Nate D. |
Categories: girlfriend-boyfriend

.~69~. /Zodiac.Race/

~69~ /zodiac sign/

There once was a hermit crab named Nate
Who enjoyed the solitude of his hate
   Meeting a lovely lady
   A sexy Texan, name P.D.
Finding true hate, trying to online date 

(Zodiac Sign Contest)

Poem Details | by Vicki Acquah |
Categories: funny, hilarious,

The Clowns For Contest

Once there were clowns in a circus, 
Whose clown's knew not of their purpose.
None, laughed at their tricks.
Nor their slaps and kicks; 
Because Nuns hate fracas,n ruckus.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, health, humorous, science,

The Twist of the Needle

Vaccines are all carefully made
To fight what should make us afraid
Some hate the syringe
And now they should cringe 
As hosts the bad germs could invade

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, prejudice,

Prejudices Will Not Be Tolerated

Of being prejudiced Clyde was accused,

   Leaving his reputation a tad bruised.

      "If I'm hateful, so be it,

         But I hasten to admit,

            I hate pizza with anchovies", he mused!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: hair,

A Big Idea - Contest

He wants a big idea that he can share How about a contest about "hair' short, curly, long or straight Your own colour that you hate, Try dyeing it, show that you have flair.
Penned on May 182015

Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: angst,


Little is known when ignorance apparent
yet those that use it as a weapon arrant,
when implanting seeds of hate
with paradoxical bait,
surly to most of us oh so transparent.

© Harry J Horsman  2015

Poem Details | by Keith D Trestrail |
Categories: political, racism,

Jussie Smollett

Now listen up to my funny karma rhyme
how Jussie Smollett staged his own hate crime.
  Not just a lying hater
  but a bigot race baiter
and all the woketards fell for it big time!

Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: introspection, life

My Own Worst Enemy

Battled the mirror since the age of eight.
This on going war inside me I hate.
We all act like its a sin.
I have a slim chance to win.
Today the fight starts to lose weight.

**By Chris Matt
**”Me Against Myself Contest.”
**June 28, 2011

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, betrayal, bullying, crazy, hate, horror, mental illness,

Life With Trump Xiv

Tarzan could yodel with a beat
A whale can sing melodies sweet
But Donald is mean
His mouthpiece the machine 
That disseminates hate with a tweet

Poem Details | by Daljit Khankhana |
Categories: angel, caregiving, faith, friendship,

For What Purpose

Contradictory remark consists of abusive material.
destruction in relations to develop blaming serial.
Love and trust fires hate and jealous for what purpose!
good friend or partner become enemy with anger dose,
relation cracks as earthquake disaster a concrete building.

Poem Details | by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories: new york,

The Old Broad Way

They say the neon lights are bright
hate the day but love the night
Dancers flame
Fans acclaim
The show goes on —old broads take flight.

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

After Taxes - Pet Hate

After taxes, our money's all spent.
We can't save for our own retirement.
I've got a big axe
to grind! Income tax
isn't paid by our own president!

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: funny,

Fisherman's Joy

Fisherman’s Joy
DrJames EMartin
©May, 2013

The fish avoided the bait.
The fisherman was filled with hate.
His patience was thin,
He could simply not win,
Tomorrow he would sleep in late.

Poem Details | by Adam Hapworth |
Categories: funny,

Years First Swing

My white ball resting upon its tee.
I approach it this first time with glee.
Swing the club and, SMACK!
Club head hits my back.
Ball still here? Worms near by hate me!

Poem Details | by Russell Sivey |
Categories: life, lost love,

All the Days We'Re Apart

You think you have killed my heart
Ending everything like my thought
Little do you know
My hate does it show
I feel better all the days we’re apart

Russell Sivey

Entrant into Sidney ~ LeeAnn's "A valentine Limerick~..." contest


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Anoying Buggers

Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu

Poem Details | by Joe Maverick |
Categories: absence, abuse, analogy, conflict,

Greater Hate Hath No Man

At a bunker in coastal Ukraine
Filth and death; now sadly do reign
With wide open wounds
Many might well die soon
Yet They've never of covid complained

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: love,

A Loving Mate

In this ugly world of mistrust and hate A redeeming factor is when love resonates Above all else Even a lifetime of wealth Can't compare to the caring of a loving mate

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: food,

Hoss Spital

Whilst the doctors discussed her fate
Her belly inflated with hate
Flat out on a gurney
For one final journey
From hospital food that she ate

Poem Details | by Valsa George |
Categories: anger, hate, marriage,

Having a Wife

He knew it is trouble having a wife But being single would be double strife So he married a lady Whose character was shady So sad, as cat and rat, they lived their life!

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