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Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

Santas Home

Santa came home with a reindeer And Mrs Claus said with a sneer ‘Did you have to bring That horny old thing?’ Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December 2021 For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

SHE'S WET

When she gives a cough or a sneeze Some wee trickles down past her knees Her knickers are damp She smells like a tramp Dashing home so nobody sees TITLE INSPIRED FROM A COMMENT BY ARTHUR VASO 28th March 2015



Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: friendship

Home Brew

There once was a friend of mine,
Who was famed for making wine.
Her visits were great,
As she brought a crate -
But I lost a week each time.


For Francine's Bottle of Wine contest, written 17th June


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: food, technology, time,

Fast Food Kitchen

When at home its often fast food I crave,
might even be leftovers that I saved,
always in a race,
open and shut case,
thank God for my nuke everything microwave!






12-20-16




Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pride,

The Maple Leaf Forever



Our flag makes us proud no matter where we roam Proud as beavers about this great land called home A maple leaf is our symbol An image so simple Yet so meaningful in the hearts of all us gnomes



Poem Details | by Joseph Tucker |
Categories: home, ireland, marriage, romance,

Stay at home

Said Seamus to his wife, with a wink
Since I cannae go out for a drink
I'm sure me and you
Can find something to do
Let me hug you, while both of us think


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humor,

BEWARE


Last night in a forest, poor Dan

got bit by some creatureHe ran

to the safety of home,

but as I write this poem,

he's changing! Beware the wolfman!

Feb26, 2020
For Richard Lamoureux's Warning Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: home,

Canada In July



There are people that imagine it never gets warm Way up in Canada where cold weather's the norm In July we unzip our fur-lined parkas While carving away on a newly killed carcass Then on to our dog sled through an another snowy storm LOL


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: death, health,

No Account People

A pandemic common occurrence:
Losing one's job and health insurance!
The hospital count*
Continues to mount
Morticians wonder who is the dunce?

* People without an income nor
health insurance die at home or in the
street, not in hospitals!


Poem Details | by John Watt |
Categories: giggle, humorous,

The Parking Meter Thief

A street meter thief, Peter Jeter
Would saw off the head of one meter,
Take it home in his sack,
Keep the coins, bring it back, 
Which was pointless by that time, of course, having
   completely destroyed the meter.

Written 27 Feb 2022


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Persuade To Have Beautiful Home Made

Persuade To Have Beautiful Home Made

What we wanted to do was persuade,
To have beautiful home being made;
Not ignored,
And adored
In succulent shade near a pretty glade.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone  


Poem Details | by Vince Suzadail Jr. |
Categories: funny,

BEER

A glass of milk is something I fear
Please do not pour me a glass my dear
You'll be mad as a skunk
When I'm coming home drunk
But to tell you the truth I like beer.


Poem Details | by Shadow Hamilton |
Categories: fishing,

Dank Pants

A fisherman sat with line all lank
perched on crooked stool that soon sank
backside now all mud covered
his face an embarrassed red
off home he went with his pants all dank.

11/13/2014

contest: limericks clean and clever


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Burnout

There was an electrician from Nashes
Who worked in darts and dashes.
One day especially rushed
Against 240 volts he brushed.
Now Nashes is home to his ashes.



Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: earth day, giggle, humor,

YIPPEE-KI-YAY


There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a  frog in some hay
Together they would roam 
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: mother,

There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe


The old woman in the shoe scandal 
who had those kids, too much to handle 
Now that they are full grown
and she is home alone, 
she'll down-size to a sandal.


Poem Details | by William Kershaw |
Categories: sportsme, me,

Olympic Drinking

O' me favorite sport must be drinkin.'
That's the way that God made me I'm thinkin.'
For it seems without fail,
If I start quaffin' ale,
That the landlord will send me home stinkin.'


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, farm, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,

Shorter Farmer

A hungover farmer went one day
To a blacksmith's shop to buy some hay.
Reader don't think this funny
You see he had no money,
And so went home less vertebrae.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Music Is Alive

A musician resting in a spar,
Was playing his electric guitar,
An almighty spark
Plunged his home into dark,
He was left with a musical scar.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, humor,

limerick joke VI

An Irishman with a syndrome
Climbed onto my roof like a gnome
Said I with a stare
What thou wants isn’t there
Drinks are not on the house in this home!   


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anxiety, home, life, music, repetition, space, voice,

What a Time for a Neighbour to Call

It's two thirty, there's a knock at my door Hey, it's my neighbour, what's he here for "it's so plucky of you!" Playing my Bagpipes the noo If I wasn't, then what are you here for .


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

GOING TO SCHOOL

My little one is going to school
The joy on his face and mine is so cool
His first day is monday
I hope he will be okay
While I'm at home acting a fool


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, humorous,

Snail

Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: adventure, fantasy, imagination, science fiction

Our Monuments Are Ours.

With precision we carved out the sand
here at home, down on your cursed land
We defy you to try
You will surely failWhy?
We used nothing that looks like your hand.