Limerick Poems About Passion | Passion Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Louise Reilly |
Categories: devotion, friendship, love, passion, love,

A Text

Just a text to say i love you
I cant help it there's nothing i can do.
You are my best friend
And my love for you will never end.
I just want to know if you love me too

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Poem Details | by Rob Carmack |
Categories: giving, humor, humorous, lust, passion, sexy, tribute,

Spitters Are Quitters

Always salty and usually bitter
help encourage the spitter —
still better than the wonts
and those dreaded donts —
saved by the tolerable quitter.

Written: 05.08.21
Contest: Quitters Never Win
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico

Poem Details | by John Michaels |
Categories: funny, humorous, passion, rude,

If You Could Bottle It, It Would Sell - Bawdy Limerick

Mei-Ling was known to kiss and tell
Got worse when she wed Me Hung Well
     With the power of thought
     Set to give what he ought
And spent all night ringing her bell.

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5 November 2018

Inspired by Jan Allison's limerick, "His gift it needed a lift".

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy, woman,

Jan's Halloween Dream

Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!

Poem Details | by Tom Pen |
Categories: cute love, desire, heart, love, muse, passion, together,

She's Pretty

I met a lovely lady and her name was Pretty, 
I wanted her badly so I had to be witty, 
She now resides in my mind, 
Our lives forever entwined, 
Now the song in my heart is this here little ditty.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

Through Yonder Window Breaks

Sure this is familiar, “I am one who loved not wisely but too well” At times feel like Shakespeare, you make my lower regions swell “What light through yonder Window breaks” I ponder Methinks been into the sauce which is not totally nouvelle

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebrity,

Wind Beneath My Wings

Watched Bette Midler singing “Wind Beneath My Wings” Brought a tear to my eye, such an emotional tugging on my heartstrings Like only Bette can do A love song so touching, so true Her smile exudes warmth and passion as she sings

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Pollution Solution

Smaltz loved limburger cheese with passion
A fact that turned co-workers’ noses ashen.
The stench made ill all near his breath
Notes on his locker hinted at death.
Smaltz now finds cheddar fragrantly in fashion.

Poem Details | by Cheryl Hague |
Categories: visionary

Scorpio Passion

Down to earth and natural natives
Passionate loving determined and quiet
Respected and feared by all
Traits make me vulnerable 
Strong willed and dependable always

Poem Details | by Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories: caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.

Poem Details | by Mark Pringle |
Categories: day, passion,

A Limerick To Dave

There once was a fellow named Dave
To a pen, he was master and slave
During the day he would lust
A blank sheet did not trust
Yet at the end of the day he would cave

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: beauty, heart, ireland, passion, poets,

St Eve, a Lovers Limerick

There once was guy named Steve
He swam in a pool with Eve
With a frisky smile
He undressed her with guile
In nine months she was to conceive

Poem Details | by Tom Bell |
Categories: adventure, funny, husband, love, parody, passion, wife,

State Fair

There once was a woman named Shar,
Who went to her local State Fair,
Her husband came too,
Can't say no to you,
And they were quickly thrown out of there

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: food, passion,

French Fries

Okay I hereby confess to you guys All my life I've had a craving for fries Could eat a whole ton Can't stop at just one Ladies warned me, they go straight to my thighs © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

Sex Is the Question

Sex is not the is the question “Yes” is the answer..but it's only a suggestion The choice is yours Your illnesses it cures The one thing that tweaks your tweaker without exception

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

Stand-Up Comedy

While watching comedians on TV Sure wish one of those guys was me Making people laugh It would be such a gas I'd even perform on stage for free © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Natalie The Rogue Rhymer |
Categories: passion, satire, i love you,

Love -N- the Lottery

Rick held a winning ticket and a flame

He said, “Dear, I love you more than this claim!”

Just before he set fire

She charged with a live wire

And soon a wealthy widow she became

Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beauty, holiday, husband, love, passion, sensual, wife,

Roses Scents

Scattered beautifully on our bed are roses But it's the one that I like that poses For it attracts in me My mind and body agrees Lay down whilst this Highlander proposes .

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: holiday, i love you, joy, life, love, passion, places,

One Wink, They Sync

Little one winks to her big James Her mind wants the evening games Ones desire to be astride For their lips to collide Passion fueled they danced into flames .

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

A Sea of Heart Felt Emotions

Have I told you lately how much fun I'm having In this sea of heart felt emotions I'm splashing What would I do Without all of you My world would be empty and devoid of all laughing © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, sensual,

High and Tight - For Contest

High and Tight – for contest

His soldier stood up – ramrod stiff
when he caught the first sensuous whiff
piqued his passion to plunder
scented cheese from down under
sweet downstairs aroma of Quiffe.


submitted to – LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor – Jan Allison

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

What the Spring Sprung

Tonight I thought passion would bring
But not in the shape of a bed spring
The very moment I peaked
I felt what was breached
Now I am so very hampered in upswing

~*~ For Francine's "Wow Me in 5 Lines" contest ~*~

Poem Details | by Marvel Godwyn |
Categories: funnygrave,

Gold Digger

                  Once, a gold digger I met                             
With passion, the goldmine all night long she dug  

                What a way to discover a talent
                 A grave digger she became.
 For, her grave she dug, whilst for gold she dug.

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: devotion, hope, life, passion, war,

Flesh Vs. Spirit

hunger of the flesh , you must protest !!

Oh' this fleshly disaster , what a mess 

maybe just one more slice..

to much could bring a demise 

deny this flesh , wouldn't want to regress