Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
dedication,
Jan - the Giggle Queen
My sister Jan, y'all know who I mean
Joined the Soup and became a giggle machine
Big laughs galore
Leaves us wanting more
Giggle Queen of the Soup, brings joy to the scene
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Hannah Everett
Categories:
art, dog, food, sister,
Not a Noodle, a Poodle
My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
humorous,
Stuck In the Can-For Contest
There once was a fellow named Stan
Who got his butt stuck in the can
He screamed and he hollered
No one would be bothered
Til saved by his twin sister Jan
04/26/2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Sister Jan
Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
irony, wedding,
Dress to impress!- bawdy humour
My sister got married in white
Gran commented, “That isn’t right -
You are no virgin bride
That’s YOUR son by your side
You should have kept your legs shut tight!”
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
Fifty Heads of Gray
There once was a black hip named Kool
who kept fifty two bags of wool:
Black from the master,
blond from his sister
and gray from now fifty bald ghouls.
27 April 2015
Limerick Contest
Sponsor : Jan Allison
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Lipstick
“Be this lipstick on your collar, McNeer?”,
The question inside him struck fear
- But, a lie he’d not tell
- “ ‘T was ye sister, Belle …”
Funerals' tomorrow I hear.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous, girl, girl,
Limerick: Once a Little Girl and Her Sister
Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister
Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny,
Bend Over Baby
Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, humor,
Harry and Scary
Hairy and Scary
Mary, Mary where is your brother Larry?
Went to movies with little sister Terry
They both look quite so short
They both need to abort
Sister Terry's legs are hairy and scary.
Written: June 6, 2015
Theresa Marie W-C
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, children, humorous,
Yeuk - You Have Been Warned
My sister Susie loved picking her nose
To her chagrin her little finger froze
It was stuck so far
Doc used a crowbar
Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose!
14TH January 2016
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
fun,
Mmmmmm Chocolate
I have a nice sister named Sandy.
Who always has a dish of candy.
Sweet chocolate bits.
To satisfy fits.
To this chocoholic, she's dandy.
Note: Thanks to Robert Pettit for his comment, I changed it to chocoholic from sugarholic.
Written by
Renee Kelly
Categories:
life, people,
Sibling Sanity
There once was a sister most prosaic
Who's love for her kin was most archaic
She turned a blind eye
To horrible lie after lie
And ignored her sibling's mind of mosaic
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
funny, sexy,
Basque In Sex
When I traveled to the region of Basque,
I met a girl of whom sex I did ask
She said, “Yeah, sure mister,
If it includes my sister.”
So I told her, “Sure, I can multitask.”
Written by
Katelin Frame
Categories:
sister,
Little Sister
I have a little sister
She can be a twister
Likes to play
Likes to pray
She gave me a blister
Written by
Nikita Shah
Categories:
sister,
Sister
My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.
Written by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories:
humorous
I'Ve a Beautiful Sister, Rejoice
I've a beautiful
sister, Rejoice
whose head never
makes any wise
choice.
Hear the last that
she made
was to be, a house
maid.
What shall i call this
stupid Rejoice?
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
health,
Asthma All His Life
A brother-in-law has suffered from asthma all his life
Told my sister he'd die young, now 70 years his wife
Married in spite
Ninety years, still in flight
Sure had a great life in spite of the strife
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
love,
She Belongs In a Zoo
There's a gal I know by the name of Joyce
A dear sister of mine but I didn't have a choice
So she'll have to do
Though she belongs in a zoo
All brothers tease sisters, it's our job to annoy
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
lust,
Daisy's Little Sister
There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally
To late for limerick contest
Written by
Jason Talbott
Categories:
family, funny, sister
Which One Is the Insister
She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?
Written by
Alan Draeger
Categories:
humor, nonsense, silly,
Massachusetts
In a house in Massachusetts
A wealthy mother of two sits
Her son's in the Sox
Where she has a box
And that's where his sister Sue sits.
Written by
Joan Donnelly Ellis
Categories:
humorous,
Sinners All
Nell killed her spouse Bill by casting a black magic spell
Sister Jill promised she'd never tell
But Jill and Bill secretly shared a flat
And Jill was the town's biggest rat
Now Nell is burning in hell
Written by
Lawrence Eberhart
Categories:
crush, humor,
Into Clover
Now Hank's sister had a friend named Clover
An attractive and curvey push-over
So it’s hardly any wonder
Hank was an easy push-under
When his sister had Clover come over.
January 2012
Written by
Gert W. Knop
Categories:
animals
Spider Bill
A boy had a spider called Bill
which gave his sister always a chill
one day a cat came into their house
but instead of catching a mouse
she had eaten up poor little Bill
For Jon's Limerick-Contest