Limerick Poems About Easter | Easter Limerick Poems

Inspired by Jan's Bunny Can Bang All Night Limerick

I'll give you my best diagnosis
Your bunny has caught a psychosis.
His drum bangs so loud
It disperses the crowd
But at least it's not myxomatosis*.


See Jan Allison's hilarious original Limerick Bunny Can Bang All Night.


* Myxomatosis:  A viral infection of rabbits.

Ethical Rascal

Once there was a man called Easter Ethics
behaves in a mischievous teasing way, critic
“heat and fun motivates
if mutual trust is active”
bloody! ethical rascals amaze writers by critique  

Easter in Nonsense Alley

John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'

Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails

Hippity hop!  Those kids are droolin'

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.

October, 1582

The Julian calendar threw
Spring’s equinox path far askew 
But Gregory’s shift
Of ten days closed the rift
So Easter eggs roll now on cue

Limerick: Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Limerick : Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Went on rampage with just her Strummer
Tunes she hissed were so sweet
Crunched Frenchmen by the fleet
Watch Out ! ‘Merica ! for this Nor’-Easter !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

POOR EASTER BUNNY

I once met a sad Easter bunny
He cried as his choc eggs were runny
I said hop on your feet
And get out of this heat
Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!



04~10~17

I Must Tell

I have a friend, who makes money,
By telling jokes, while being funny,
He doesn’t do very well.
By what I must tell,
His suit looks like the Easter bunny.

THE EGG

The Easter bunny found an egg
Turn around and named it Kreg
She kept the egg together
Through all kinds of weather
But, the egg gave the bunny a plague

Butterfly On an Easter Bunny

Butterfly on An Easter Bunny

Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would not pass,
Who was always sweet as honey.

Jim Horn

Someone mentioned butterfly
being on an Easter bunny so
wrote this poem

CHOCS AWAY

I kidnapped the poor Easter bunny -
His chocolate eggs are very yummy
But I lost the plot
And ate the whole lot
I've terrible pains in my tummy

HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS!!!

3/30/18

I purchased a rabbit named Brandy
By jingo, that young buck was randy
It caused such a to do
When he humped my left shoe
Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy!

HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS

3/27/18

I thought I saw a big Easter bunny
when it hopped it looked really funny,
so I put my beer glass down
and then began my big frown...
it's my wife at the bar wanting money!

One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!

Payday

A lady from Burton on Trent
Would never have sex during Lent
Her husband would bleat
So how do we eat
And how do we pay this weeks rent

Senility for sympathy begs,
but for me, being senile has legs,
for when Easter time,
I find it sublime -
I can hide my own Easter eggs.

A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command

My favorite meal is brekkie all day
Can happen three times a day and still, I'd say
How about a brekkie snack
Chocolate eggs, quack, quack
You know..Easter..when bunnies do play?

It seems our Easter Egg dyer
Was a notorious liar
Our firing squad
Knew he was odd
But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"

Supervisor Edgar White
Following a nasty bite.
Screamed since some find funny
Me mauled by a bunny,
All get to work late tonight.

On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid

Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny

Our preacher could not find his Bible
And thought most hoarders were liable
With sin for wages
We all took pages
As toilet paper most viable

Rapa Nui had no trees
Not one canoe to fish the seas
No fire to cook
No shady brook
Donald Trump pay attention PLEASE!