Limerick Poems About Easter | Easter Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Ethical Rascal

Once there was a man called Easter Ethics
behaves in a mischievous teasing way, critic
“heat and fun motivates
if mutual trust is active”
bloody! ethical rascals amaze writers by critique.

Also, try our sister website's powerful search engine for poems or see our other easter Poems."

Poem Details | by Kim Shaw |
Categories: fun, nonsense, , cute,

Easter In Nonsense Alley

John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'

Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails

Hippity hop!  Those kids are droolin'

Poem Details | by Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories: celebration, easter, family, fun,

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, politicaleaster,

October, 1582

The Julian calendar threw
Spring’s equinox path far askew 
But Gregory’s shift
Of ten days closed the rift
So Easter eggs roll now on cue

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,

Poor Easter Bunny

I once met a sad Easter bunny He cried as his choc eggs were runny I said hop on your feet And get out of this heat Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny! 04~10~17

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: holocaust,

Limerick: Once a Tongue-Twisting Pop Man-Eater

Limerick : Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Went on rampage with just her Strummer
Tunes she hissed were so sweet
Crunched Frenchmen by the fleet
Watch Out ! ‘Merica ! for this Nor’-Easter !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by Cecil Hickman |
Categories: funny, imagination, satireeaster,

I Must Tell

I have a friend, who makes money,
By telling jokes, while being funny,
He doesn’t do very well.
By what I must tell,
His suit looks like the Easter bunny.

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: happiness, happy, how i feel,

The Egg

The Easter bunny found an egg
Turn around and named it Kreg
She kept the egg together
Through all kinds of weather
But, the egg gave the bunny a plague

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: easter, fear, love, remember, words, world,


Quote By Poet  "I am living on earth and waiting for heaven to open up."

I find my refuge in your word
reading until my eyes become blurred
Easter is almost here
face the world with no fear
always remember "Love" is your password

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Butterfly On An Easter Bunny

Butterfly on An Easter Bunny

Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would not pass,
Who was always sweet as honey.

Jim Horn

Someone mentioned butterfly
being on an Easter bunny so
wrote this poem

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: candy, easter, humorous,

Chocs Away

I kidnapped the poor Easter bunny - His chocolate eggs are very yummy But I lost the plot And ate the whole lot I've terrible pains in my tummy HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS!!! 3/30/18

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Rampant Rabbit

I purchased a rabbit named Brandy By jingo, that young buck was randy It caused such a to do When he humped my left shoe Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy! HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS 3/27/18

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, cute, easter, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

Easter Rabid

supervisor edgar white

following a nasty bite

screamed since some find funny

me mauled by a bunny

all get to work late tonight.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny,

Says Who

One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Easter Thrill

Senility for sympathy begs,
but for me, being senile has legs,
for when Easter time,
I find it sublime -
I can hide my own Easter eggs.

Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Not Harvey

I thought I saw a big Easter bunny
when it hopped it looked really funny,
so I put my beer glass down
and then began my big frown...
it's my wife at the bar wanting money!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: easter,

Cad Burys

It seems our Easter Egg dyer
Was a notorious liar
Our firing squad
Knew he was odd
But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"

Poem Details | by Anthony Biaanco |
Categories: 3rd grade, easter, presidents day,

Joey In Wonderland

A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: easter,


A lady from Burton on Trent
Would never have sex during Lent
Her husband would bleat
So how do we eat
And how do we pay this weeks rent

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: fun, humorous,

Bunny Hop

On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: animal, cute, dance, easter, fun, humor, silly,

Chaste Dancer

There is a pole dancer named Honey
never danced in the nude for money
	her modesty renown
	all around the small town
the kids all call her Easter Bunny

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

All Day Brekkie

My favorite meal is brekkie all day Can happen three times a day and still, I'd say How about a brekkie snack Chocolate eggs, quack, quack You know..Easter..when bunnies do play?

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: easter,

A Foot In the Door

Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humanity,

Easter 2020

Our preacher could not find his Bible
And thought most hoarders were liable
With sin for wages
We all took pages
As toilet paper most viable

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: tree,

Easter Island

Rapa Nui had no trees
Not one canoe to fish the seas
No fire to cook
No shady brook
Donald Trump pay attention PLEASE!

Limerick Poems and Poets is a PoetrySoup Website | © Copyright
Read poems on limerick. Best limerick poems. poem about limericks.