Poem Details | by
POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a man called Easter Ethics
behaves in a mischievous teasing way, critic
“heat and fun motivates
if mutual trust is active”
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Poem Details | by
Kim Shaw |
Categories:
fun, nonsense, , cute,
John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'
Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails
Hippity hop! Those kids are droolin'
Poem Details | by
Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories:
celebration, easter, family, fun,
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
business, funny, politicaleaster,
The Julian calendar threw
Spring’s equinox path far askew
But Gregory’s shift
Of ten days closed the rift
So Easter eggs roll now on cue
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
holocaust,
Limerick : Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Went on rampage with just her Strummer
Tunes she hissed were so sweet
Crunched Frenchmen by the fleet
Watch Out ! ‘Merica ! for this Nor’-Easter !
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,
I once met a sad Easter bunny
He cried as his choc eggs were runny
I said hop on your feet
And get out of this heat
Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!
04~10~17
Poem Details | by
cecil hickman |
Categories:
funny, imagination, satireeaster,
I have a friend, who makes money,
By telling jokes, while being funny,
He doesn’t do very well.
By what I must tell,
His suit looks like the Easter bunny.
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
happiness, happy, how i feel,
The Easter bunny found an egg
Turn around and named it Kreg
She kept the egg together
Through all kinds of weather
But, the egg gave the bunny a plague
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Butterfly on An Easter Bunny
Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would not pass,
Who was always sweet as honey.
Jim Horn
Someone mentioned butterfly
being on an Easter bunny so
wrote this poem
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
candy, easter, humorous,
I kidnapped the poor Easter bunny -
His chocolate eggs are very yummy
But I lost the plot
And ate the whole lot
I've terrible pains in my tummy
HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS!!!
3/30/18
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
I purchased a rabbit named Brandy
By jingo, that young buck was randy
It caused such a to do
When he humped my left shoe
Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy!
HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS
3/27/18
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor,
I thought I saw a big Easter bunny
when it hopped it looked really funny,
so I put my beer glass down
and then began my big frown...
it's my wife at the bar wanting money!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
funny,
One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
easter,
Payday
A lady from Burton on Trent
Would never have sex during Lent
Her husband would bleat
So how do we eat
And how do we pay this weeks rent
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
humor,
Senility for sympathy begs,
but for me, being senile has legs,
for when Easter time,
I find it sublime -
I can hide my own Easter eggs.
Poem Details | by
Anthony Biaanco |
Categories:
3rd grade, easter, presidents day,
A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
animal, cute, easter, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
supervisor edgar white
following a nasty bite
screamed since some find funny
me mauled by a bunny
all get to work late tonight
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
My favorite meal is brekkie all day
Can happen three times a day and still, I'd say
How about a brekkie snack
Chocolate eggs, quack, quack
You know..Easter..when bunnies do play?
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
easter,
It seems our Easter Egg dyer
Was a notorious liar
Our firing squad
Knew he was odd
But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun, humorous,
On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
easter,
Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humanity,
Our preacher could not find his Bible
And thought most hoarders were liable
With sin for wages
We all took pages
As toilet paper most viable
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
tree,
Rapa Nui had no trees
Not one canoe to fish the seas
No fire to cook
No shady brook
Donald Trump pay attention PLEASE!
Poem Details | by
Becky Forbes |
Categories:
christmas,
Christmas Eve, Santa slipped, hitting his head
Laid on the ice, but dreamt he was in bed
Awoke a bit confused
The elves were quite bemused
When he donned Easter Bunny’s suit instead
11.27.22
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