Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
sting bee
i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
flower, love,
Flower Arrangement
FLOWER ARRANGEMENT
The dandy wind pillows soft seeds,
That fly o’er the green grass and breeds.
A Winter of snow,
And springtime sun glow ~
He loves me he loves me not weeds.
11/8/2017
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
drug, flower, love,
Poppy Love
A cocaine abuser named Norton
A fellow drug addict was courtin'
It was love at first sight
He'd found MrsRight
So he plucked her a poppy for snortin'
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,
nerd thief
there once was a thief from chile
who liked to drink milk with a lilly
well the judge was aghast
examining his past
but decided he was just silly.
Written by
Cassie Smith
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,
Mothers Day
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
drink, humor,
Limerick Joke Iv
My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,
To Grace a Pink Rose
It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose
Scented attraction, attracts my nose
Gardener man in me sees
Scents sensed so wonderfully
Natures stem to the Rose grows
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Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
children, flower, funny, humor,
The Brave New World
He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
fantasy, flower, funny,
Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy
There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
friend,
A Very Mysterious Flower
There's a mysterious lady here on The Soup
Mystic Rose is her name and here's the scoop
A neighbour of mine
This vision divine
Maybe we'll we meet one day over a bowl of soup
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
flower, for her,
Been Accused of Being a Flirt
Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not out on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
poetess,
Bauer Flower
Although she is still in her prime
Ilene always writes a good rhyme
Despite her muse
Wanting to choose,
"I'm Cliff; please drop over some time!"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
flower,
Tulips
Tulips have a very romantic connotation
One lip is fine but the second is for conversation
Well there's certainly another
No, not kissing your mother
Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
health,
Flower You Doth Smell-Eth
It's nice when you have your health
But when accompanied by some wealth
It's gooder than good
In all likelihood
Even better when flowers you doth smell-eth
Written by
Wendy Watson
Categories:
flower, humor,
Getting the Chop
I have to own up to a crime;
I've chopped a few heads in my time.
It's not what you think
They used to be pink
And fragranced with perfume sublime!
28.03.2022
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
nature
Spring Fever
Spring is here, a great a reprise.
A gentle flower-scented breeze.
Robins sing in roundelay.
Flowers bloom in full array.
The buds are bursting on the trees!
Contest: Wow Me in 5 Lines
Ralph Taylor
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Harold Loved Marigolds
Harold loved marigolds, his favourite flower
One day he ate some and they tasted quite sour
So that was the end
Of his passion, my friends
After that, only roses with carrots and cauliflower
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny
Bifocal Ogle
I wish I had bionic eyes
Or binoculars so I could espy
My blond in the shower
Viewing her passionate flower
With long arms I'd gladly dry
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, funny
That Supporting Staff
Repunzel’s high in the castle
With hair’s neat knots in a tassel
This sweet young flower
So blond in the tower
Is for beauticians a hassle
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor,
Limerick In a Light Shade of Blue
We met in a sweet garden bower,
I and that shy, blushing flower.
My excitement enlarged
When she told me she charged
For the day and not by the hour.
Entered in Andrea Dietrich's
Put Your Best Limerick Forward contest
Feb26, 2003
1st Place
Thank you, Andrea
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
flower,
Leaping Gayly Outta Bed
If there's anything more beautiful than tulips in spring
Here's yours truly experiencing morning's first zing
Leaping gayly outta bed
Looking forward to what's ahead
When my thousands of friends gather round for a fling
(actually I don't really leap anymore!!!)
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
flower, humor, word play,
A Fondness For Flowers
A lady named Rosie liked posies,
They always smelled good to folks' nose-ies.
She filled up her house
til one day her spouse
said Rosie's dang posies must go-sies.
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
death, flower, symbolism,
The Flower
She'd always pop back up in the Spring,
for her usual sunny warm fling,
winters slow thaw,
at deaths door,
that Spring dormant awaiting the King.
11-21-16
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Hiding Behind a Hibiscus
Hiding Behind A Hibiscus
Had been hiding behind a hibiscus
When we planned on being promiscuous
Can your imagine her big breasts
Looked just like two bird nests;
Did discover flower was deciduous.
Jim Horn
Written by
Hat Bueckert
Categories:
food, funny,
Baking With Flower's
I followed a recipe for an hour
Tasted odd as I began to devour
You may think me crazy
As I ate a daisy
I guess it didn’t mean that kind of flower
Nov 4, 2022
Make me laugh limerick contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
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