Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
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Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
drug, flower, love,
A cocaine abuser named Norton
A fellow drug addict was courtin'
It was love at first sight
He'd found MrsRight
So he plucked her a poppy for snortin'
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
flower, love,
FLOWER ARRANGEMENT
The dandy wind pillows soft seeds,
That fly o’er the green grass and breeds.
A Winter of snow,
And springtime sun glow ~
He loves me he loves me not weeds.
11/8/2017
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,
there once was a thief from chile
who liked to drink milk with a lilly
well the judge was aghast
examining his past
but decided he was just silly.
Poem Details | by
Cassie Smith |
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,
It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose
Scented attraction, attracts my nose
Gardener man in me sees
Scents sensed so wonderfully
Natures stem to the Rose grows
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Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
drink, humor,
My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
children, flower, funny, humor,
He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
fantasy, flower, funny,
There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
friend,
There's a mysterious lady here on The Soup
Mystic Rose is her name and here's the scoop
A neighbour of mine
This vision divine
Maybe we'll we meet one day over a bowl of soup
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
poetess,
Although she is still in her prime
Ilene always writes a good rhyme
Despite her muse
Wanting to choose,
"I'm Cliff; please drop over some time!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
flower, for her,
Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not out on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
health,
It's nice when you have your health
But when accompanied by some wealth
It's gooder than good
In all likelihood
Even better when flowers you doth smell-eth
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
flower,
Tulips have a very romantic connotation
One lip is fine but the second is for conversation
Well there's certainly another
No, not kissing your mother
Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
nature
Spring is here, a great a reprise.
A gentle flower-scented breeze.
Robins sing in roundelay.
Flowers bloom in full array.
The buds are bursting on the trees!
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Ralph Taylor
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Harold loved marigolds, his favourite flower
One day he ate some and they tasted quite sour
So that was the end
Of his passion, my friends
After that, only roses with carrots and cauliflower
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
funny
I wish I had bionic eyes
Or binoculars so I could espy
My blond in the shower
Viewing her passionate flower
With long arms I'd gladly dry
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Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
flower, humor,
I have to own up to a crime;
I've chopped a few heads in my time.
It's not what you think
They used to be pink
And fragranced with perfume sublime!
28.03.2022
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
allegory, funny
Repunzel’s high in the castle
With hair’s neat knots in a tassel
This sweet young flower
So blond in the tower
Is for beauticians a hassle
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
flower,
If there's anything more beautiful than tulips in spring
Here's yours truly experiencing morning's first zing
Leaping gayly outta bed
Looking forward to what's ahead
When my thousands of friends gather round for a fling
(actually I don't really leap anymore!!!)
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
death, flower, symbolism,
She'd always pop back up in the Spring,
for her usual sunny warm fling,
winters slow thaw,
at deaths door,
that Spring dormant awaiting the King.
11-21-16
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Hiding Behind A Hibiscus
Had been hiding behind a hibiscus
When we planned on being promiscuous
Can your imagine her big breasts
Looked just like two bird nests;
Did discover flower was deciduous.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
flower, humor, word play,
A lady named Rosie liked posies,
They always smelled good to folks' nose-ies.
She filled up her house
til one day her spouse
said Rosie's dang posies must go-sies.
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, flower, nature, poems, poetry,
Prunella loved the color purple,
planting some lovely Crepe Myrtle’s;
they had a humongous growth spurt,
all due to her nitro-rich dirt,
now her yard’s a Myrtle hurdle.
6-11-2022
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Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, conflict, insect,
A tiny bug landed on Dumbo's nose
Eyed him warily, then stuck in a rose
Dumbo brushed it away
The bug wanted to stay
Dumbo loaded bug spray into 'his hose'