Limerick Poems About Flowers | Flower Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,

Sting Bee

i knew a bee that could sing

it worked for a queen and king

but they preferred honey

and paid it no money

now it sings backup for sting.

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: drug, flower, love,

Poppy Love

A cocaine abuser named Norton
A fellow drug addict was courtin'
   It was love at first sight
   He'd found MrsRight
So he plucked her a poppy for snortin'

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: flower, love,

Flower Arrangement

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,

Nerd Thief

there once was a thief from chile

who liked to drink milk with a lilly

well the judge was aghast

examining his past

but decided he was just silly.

Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,

To Grace a Pink Rose

It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose Scented attraction, attracts my nose Gardener man in me sees Scents sensed so wonderfully Natures stem to the Rose grows <*>

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: drink, humor,

Limerick Joke Iv

My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: children, flower, funny, humor,

The Brave New World

He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: fantasy, flower, funny,

Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy

There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friend,

A Very Mysterious Flower

There's a mysterious lady here on The Soup Mystic Rose is her name and here's the scoop A neighbour of mine This vision divine Maybe we'll we meet one day over a bowl of soup © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: poetess,

Bauer Flower

Although she is still in her prime
Ilene always writes a good rhyme
Despite her muse
Wanting to choose,
"I'm Cliff; please drop over some time!"

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: flower, for her,

Been Accused of Being a Flirt

Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style When I compliment a waitress along with a smile No harm, no foul I'm not out on the prowl Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: health,

Flower You Doth Smell-Eth

It's nice when you have your health But when accompanied by some wealth It's gooder than good In all likelihood Even better when flowers you doth smell-eth

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: flower,


Tulips have a very romantic connotation One lip is fine but the second is for conversation Well there's certainly another No, not kissing your mother Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation

Poem Details | by Ralph Taylor |
Categories: nature

Spring Fever

Spring is here, a great a reprise.

A gentle flower-scented breeze.

     Robins sing in roundelay.

     Flowers bloom in full array.

The buds are bursting on the trees!

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Harold Loved Marigolds

Harold loved marigolds, his favourite flower One day he ate some and they tasted quite sour So that was the end Of his passion, my friends After that, only roses with carrots and cauliflower © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Bifocal Ogle

I wish I had bionic eyes Or binoculars so I could espy My blond in the shower Viewing her passionate flower With long arms I'd gladly dry

Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: flower, humor,

Getting the Chop

I have to own up to a crime;
I've chopped a few heads in my time.
It's not what you think
They used to be pink
And fragranced with perfume sublime!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, funny

That Supporting Staff

Repunzel’s high in the castle
With hair’s neat knots in a tassel 
This sweet young flower
So blond in the tower
Is for beauticians a hassle

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: flower,

Leaping Gayly Outta Bed

If there's anything more beautiful than tulips in spring Here's yours truly experiencing morning's first zing Leaping gayly outta bed Looking forward to what's ahead When my thousands of friends gather round for a fling (actually I don't really leap anymore!!!)

Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: death, flower, symbolism,

The Flower

She'd always pop back up in the Spring,
for her usual sunny warm fling,
winters slow thaw,
at deaths door,
that Spring dormant awaiting the King.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Hiding Behind a Hibiscus

Hiding Behind A Hibiscus

Had been hiding behind a hibiscus
When we planned on being promiscuous
Can your imagine her big breasts
Looked just like two bird nests;
Did discover flower was deciduous.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: flower, humor, word play,

A Fondness For Flowers

A lady named Rosie liked posies,
They always smelled good to folks' nose-ies.
She filled up her house
til one day her spouse
said Rosie's dang posies must go-sies.

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, flower, nature, poems, poetry,

Prunellas Majestic Myrtles

Prunella loved the color purple, planting some lovely Crepe Myrtle’s; they had a humongous growth spurt, all due to her nitro-rich dirt, now her yard’s a Myrtle hurdle.
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Poem Details | by Jim Slaughter |
Categories: humor,

Limerick In a Light Shade of Blue

We met in a sweet garden bower,
I and that shy, blushing flower.
My excitement enlarged
When she told me she charged
For the day and not by the hour.

Entered in Andrea Dietrich's
Put Your Best Limerick Forward contest
Feb26, 2003
1st Place
Thank you, Andrea