Limerick Poems About Flowers | Flower Limerick Poems
Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,

sting bee

i knew a bee that could sing

it worked for a queen and king

but they preferred honey

and paid it no money

now it sings backup for sting.


Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: flower, love,

Flower Arrangement

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017



Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: drug, flower, love,

Poppy Love

A cocaine abuser named Norton
A fellow drug addict was courtin'
   It was love at first sight
   He'd found MrsRight
So he plucked her a poppy for snortin'


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,

nerd thief

there once was a thief from chile

who liked to drink milk with a lilly

well the judge was aghast

examining his past

but decided he was just silly.


Written by Cassie Smith
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.



Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: drink, humor,

Limerick Joke Iv

My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?


Written by James Fraser
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,

To Grace a Pink Rose

It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose Scented attraction, attracts my nose Gardener man in me sees Scents sensed so wonderfully Natures stem to the Rose grows <*>


Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: children, flower, funny, humor,

The Brave New World

He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower


Written by David Fisher
Categories: fantasy, flower, funny,

Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy

There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: friend,

A Very Mysterious Flower

There's a mysterious lady here on The Soup Mystic Rose is her name and here's the scoop A neighbour of mine This vision divine Maybe we'll we meet one day over a bowl of soup © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: flower, for her,

Been Accused of Being a Flirt

Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style When I compliment a waitress along with a smile No harm, no foul I'm not out on the prowl Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: poetess,

Bauer Flower

Although she is still in her prime
Ilene always writes a good rhyme
Despite her muse
Wanting to choose,
"I'm Cliff; please drop over some time!"


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: flower,

Tulips

Tulips have a very romantic connotation One lip is fine but the second is for conversation Well there's certainly another No, not kissing your mother Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: health,

Flower You Doth Smell-Eth

It's nice when you have your health But when accompanied by some wealth It's gooder than good In all likelihood Even better when flowers you doth smell-eth


Written by Wendy Watson
Categories: flower, humor,

Getting the Chop

I have to own up to a crime;
I've chopped a few heads in my time.
It's not what you think
They used to be pink
And fragranced with perfume sublime!

28.03.2022


Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: nature

Spring Fever

Spring is here, a great a reprise.

A gentle flower-scented breeze.

     Robins sing in roundelay.

     Flowers bloom in full array.

The buds are bursting on the trees!


Contest:  Wow Me in 5 Lines
                Ralph Taylor


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Harold Loved Marigolds

Harold loved marigolds, his favourite flower One day he ate some and they tasted quite sour So that was the end Of his passion, my friends After that, only roses with carrots and cauliflower © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by James Fraser
Categories: funny

Bifocal Ogle

I wish I had bionic eyes Or binoculars so I could espy My blond in the shower Viewing her passionate flower With long arms I'd gladly dry http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: allegory, funny

That Supporting Staff

Repunzel’s high in the castle
With hair’s neat knots in a tassel 
This sweet young flower
So blond in the tower
Is for beauticians a hassle


Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor,

Limerick In a Light Shade of Blue

We met in a sweet garden bower,
I and that shy, blushing flower.
My excitement enlarged
When she told me she charged
For the day and not by the hour.


Entered in Andrea Dietrich's
Put Your Best Limerick Forward contest
Feb26, 2003
1st Place
Thank you, Andrea


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: flower,

Leaping Gayly Outta Bed

If there's anything more beautiful than tulips in spring Here's yours truly experiencing morning's first zing Leaping gayly outta bed Looking forward to what's ahead When my thousands of friends gather round for a fling (actually I don't really leap anymore!!!)


Written by Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories: flower, humor, word play,

A Fondness For Flowers

A lady named Rosie liked posies,
They always smelled good to folks' nose-ies.
She filled up her house
til one day her spouse
said Rosie's dang posies must go-sies.


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: death, flower, symbolism,

The Flower

She'd always pop back up in the Spring,
for her usual sunny warm fling,
winters slow thaw,
at deaths door,
that Spring dormant awaiting the King.





11-21-16


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Hiding Behind a Hibiscus

Hiding Behind A Hibiscus

Had been hiding behind a hibiscus
When we planned on being promiscuous
Can your imagine her big breasts
Looked just like two bird nests;
Did discover flower was deciduous.

Jim Horn


Written by Hat Bueckert
Categories: food, funny,

Baking With Flower's

I followed a recipe for an hour
Tasted odd as I began to devour
You may think me crazy
As I ate a daisy
I guess it didn’t mean that kind of flower


Nov 4, 2022
Make me laugh limerick contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
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