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Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,

sting bee

i knew a bee that could sing

it worked for a queen and king

but they preferred honey

and paid it no money

now it sings backup for sting.

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: flower, love,

Flower Arrangement

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

The dandy wind pillows soft seeds,
That fly o’er the green grass and breeds.
A Winter of snow,
And springtime sun glow ~
He loves me he loves me not weeds.

11/8/2017

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: drug, flower, love,

Poppy Love

A cocaine abuser named Norton
A fellow drug addict was courtin'
   It was love at first sight
   He'd found MrsRight
So he plucked her a poppy for snortin'

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,

nerd thief

there once was a thief from chile

who liked to drink milk with a lilly

well the judge was aghast

examining his past

but decided he was just silly.

Written by Cassie Smith
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: drink, humor,

Limerick Joke Iv

My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?

Written by James Fraser
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,

To Grace a Pink Rose


It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose
Scented attraction, attracts my nose
Gardener man in me sees
Scents sensed so wonderfully
Natures stem to the Rose grows




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Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: children, flower, funny, humor,

The Brave New World

He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower

Written by David Fisher
Categories: fantasy, flower, funny,

Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy

There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: friend,

A Very Mysterious Flower

There's a mysterious lady here on The Soup
Mystic Rose is her name and here's the scoop
A neighbour of mine
This vision divine
Maybe we'll we meet one day over a bowl of soup

© Jack Ellison 2015

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: flower, for her,

Been Accused of Being a Flirt

Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not out on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while

© Jack Ellison 2015

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: poetess,

Bauer Flower

Although she is still in her prime
Ilene always writes a good rhyme
Despite her muse
Wanting to choose,
"I'm Cliff; please drop over some time!"

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: flower,

Tulips

Tulips have a very romantic connotation
One lip is fine but the second is for conversation
Well there's certainly another
No, not kissing your mother
Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: health,

Flower You Doth Smell-Eth

It's nice when you have your health
But when accompanied by some wealth
It's gooder than good
In all likelihood
Even better when flowers you doth smell-eth

Written by Wendy Watson
Categories: flower, humor,

Getting the Chop

I have to own up to a crime;
I've chopped a few heads in my time.
It's not what you think
They used to be pink
And fragranced with perfume sublime!

28.03.2022

Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: nature

Spring Fever

Spring is here, a great a reprise.

A gentle flower-scented breeze.

     Robins sing in roundelay.

     Flowers bloom in full array.

The buds are bursting on the trees!


Contest:  Wow Me in 5 Lines
                Ralph Taylor

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Harold Loved Marigolds

Harold loved marigolds, his favourite flower
One day he ate some and they tasted quite sour
So that was the end
Of his passion, my friends
After that, only roses with carrots and cauliflower


© Jack Ellison 2015

Written by James Fraser
Categories: funny

Bifocal Ogle


I wish I had bionic eyes
      Or binoculars so I could espy
         My blond in the shower
                 Viewing her passionate flower
     With long arms I'd gladly dry




         http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: allegory, funny

That Supporting Staff

Repunzel’s high in the castle
With hair’s neat knots in a tassel 
This sweet young flower
So blond in the tower
Is for beauticians a hassle

Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor,

Limerick In a Light Shade of Blue

We met in a sweet garden bower,
I and that shy, blushing flower.
My excitement enlarged
When she told me she charged
For the day and not by the hour.


Entered in Andrea Dietrich's
Put Your Best Limerick Forward contest
Feb26, 2003
1st Place
Thank you, Andrea