Written by
Terry O'Leary
Categories:
funny, romance,
He Tickled Her Pink
There once was a raven haired Shrink
who had orange Juice Tequilas to drink
while her scarlet souled Beau
sucked her tinted red Toe
and she paled when he tickled her Pink.
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny
Chippendale Dancer
Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her
But she fell for a Chippendale dancer
Stuck bucks in his G-string
But found his wedding ring
Right next to his genital enhancer
*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, humorous, relationship,
A Little Bird Told Me
Sue decided to send Jim a tweet
She used words that were quite indiscreet
Calling him a fat turd -
(Using another word)
Their romance has taken a back seat!
12~23~16
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
friend, funny, heart, love, relationship, romance, romantic love,
Looking For Love
looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is the best deal
quit trying so hard to round the bases
Written by
Joseph Tucker
Categories:
home, ireland, marriage, romance,
Stay At Home
Said Seamus to his wife, with a wink
Since I cannae go out for a drink
I'm sure me and you
Can find something to do
Let me hug you, while both of us think
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
confusion, funny, word play,
Wait, He Said What
When she found out she would be working late
She asked if he could pick her up at eight
Attempted romance
Drew looks askance
When he said, "It'll be hard to bear the wait!"
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, beauty, color, drink, emotions, feelings, summer,
rosehip tea
in this mug red roses dance
ballet brewing excellence
petals entwined
sips so refined
tasteful this rosehip romance.
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
fantasylove,
"giant Isopod"
Makes love Bathynomus giganteus
Isopod love not a casual lust
Romance private ocean deeps
Where little light ever creeps
Lovemaking crustaceans is no fuss
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny,
Beer Mugs
There was a young girl named, Anheuser.
Wouldn't heed, when folks would advise her!
Her and Pabst, took a chance,
had a whirlwind romance,
and now they're both, sadder, Budweiser!
Written by
Liz Labadie-Reilly
Categories:
seasons,
February Funnybone -Limerick
February arrives and it's glad
makes the other months look kinda sad
hearts and love it stands for
romance, flowers what’s more
for only twenty nine days that's not bad.
lizReilly
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
family, funny,
Poor Man
We never thought she'd find the right man
Find a more fickle bride if you can..
Poor man hasn't a chance
She's in charge of romance
He stepped into the fire from the pan
Written in haste for the
"Cousins Wedding" contest...
my appologies...lol
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humor, valentines day,
Romance Foiled
To Valentines Day I am true
The joy of a score means...yahoo!
Sex is a pleasant
Heart holiday present
Now ruined since I’ve caught the flu
Written by
John Smith
Categories:
romance,
Perfume
Your cologne, your pheromone have just blown
over me Now my testosterone
leaves me dying to do
all of those things for you
I do in your erogenous zone.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, future, happy, holiday, love, romance,
Hey James, What Do You See
On holiday my eyes observed
So tanned and beautifully curved
Her eyes turned to me
Hey! James what do you see?
Patience, you'll receive your deserves
.
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, romance,
B-4
Lisa was tired of being single
she wanted romance and to mingle.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who kept her home playing Bingo.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, romance,
The Last of the Romantics
She was the only love he'd ever known
For the cheap wedding ring he would atone
She pined for a bigger "ice"
A five carat stone would be nice
The jerk bought her a one ton graveyard stone
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
angst, family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, love, romance, wedding, wife
Full Circle
Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
adventure, happiness, love, romance
Enjoying the Peace of Late Hours
Sky as infinite as deep thoughts,
foaming sea emitting sparkles,
glances brightened by romance,
a sweet urge to dance...
enjoying the peace of late hours.
Inspired by Linda-Marie's photo ps.JT76945.jpg
written by Andrew Crisci
Written by
Gorlum Gorlum
Categories:
beach, desire, humor, lust, ocean, old, places, romance,
Dirty Limerick: Old Man,Part 2
Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach
Written by
Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Categories:
fantasy, romance,
Mile High Consequences
She spots a sniffling hottie by her gate
They learn their flight will be three hours late
After a few rounds at the pub
They board and join the Mile High Club
Then the poor dame sneezed for a whole week straight
*For Gwen's contest :)
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
romance,
Little Robin Redbreast
There once was this redbreasted Robin
Who there on the beach was just sobbin’
That sunburn must hurt
It glowed right through her shirt
The view set my parts just a throbbin’
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, romance,
Unsuspended
Lisa was tired of getting no calls
from Joes, Ethans, Toms, Randalls, and Pauls.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who turned out to be lacking his balls.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
growing up, life,
Window of Teenage Hood
A growing mind, viewing an exciting world from a glance
sparkling costumes of Adulthood so enticing for a dance
hormones gushing through a pipe
feelings undergoing some hype
a young heart in speedy formation, hoping to taste romance.
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, romance,
Equipped
Shane Blaine walked with a swagger
and was viewed as a bragger.
Ladies liked him lots
but kept secret their thoughts.
Awed by his eight-inch dagger.
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
romance,
Little Jack Horner
Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie
And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny
When he stuck in his thumb
Mother Goose did succumb
So she left Father Goose bye and bye