Limerick Poems About Romance | Romance Limerick Poems
Written by Terry O'Leary
Categories: funny, romance,

He Tickled Her Pink

There once was a raven haired Shrink
who had orange Juice Tequilas to drink

     while her scarlet souled Beau
     sucked her tinted red Toe

and she paled when he tickled her Pink.


Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: funny

Chippendale Dancer

Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her

But she fell for a Chippendale dancer

     Stuck bucks in his G-string

     But found his wedding ring

Right next to his genital enhancer





*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest



Written by Jan Allison
Categories: conflict, humorous, relationship,

A Little Bird Told Me

Sue decided to send Jim a tweet She used words that were quite indiscreet Calling him a fat turd - (Using another word) Their romance has taken a back seat! 12~23~16


Written by Bill Baker
Categories: friend, funny, heart, love, relationship, romance, romantic love,

Looking For Love

looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is the best deal
quit trying so hard to round the bases


Written by Joseph Tucker
Categories: home, ireland, marriage, romance,

Stay At Home

Said Seamus to his wife, with a wink
Since I cannae go out for a drink
I'm sure me and you
Can find something to do
Let me hug you, while both of us think



Written by Pat Adams
Categories: confusion, funny, word play,

Wait, He Said What

When she found out she would be working late
She asked if he could pick her up at eight
Attempted romance
Drew looks askance
When he said, "It'll be hard to bear the wait!"


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: autumn, beauty, color, drink, emotions, feelings, summer,

rosehip tea

in this mug red roses dance

ballet brew of excellence

petals entwine

sips that define

a tasteful rosehip romance.


Written by John Freeman
Categories: fantasylove,

"giant Isopod"

Makes love Bathynomus giganteus
Isopod love not a casual lust
    Romance private ocean deeps
    Where little light ever creeps
Lovemaking crustaceans is no fuss


Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: funny,

Beer Mugs

There was a young girl named, Anheuser.

Wouldn't heed, when folks would advise her!

        Her and Pabst, took a chance,

         had a whirlwind romance,

and now they're both, sadder, Budweiser!


Written by Liz Labadie-Reilly
Categories: seasons,

February Funnybone -Limerick

February arrives and it's glad
makes the other months look kinda sad
hearts and love it stands for
romance, flowers what’s more
for only twenty nine days that's not bad.

lizReilly


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: family, funny,

Poor Man

We never thought she'd find the right man Find a more fickle bride if you can.. Poor man hasn't a chance She's in charge of romance He stepped into the fire from the pan Written in haste for the "Cousins Wedding" contest... my appologies...lol


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: humor, valentines day,

Romance Foiled

To Valentines Day I am true
The joy of a score means...yahoo!
Sex is a pleasant
Heart holiday present
Now ruined since I’ve caught the flu


Written by John Smith
Categories: romance,

Perfume

Your cologne, your pheromone have just blown 
over me Now my testosterone 
leaves me dying to do 
all of those things for you 
I do in your erogenous zone.


Written by James Fraser
Categories: beautiful, beauty, future, happy, holiday, love, romance,

Hey James, What Do You See

On holiday my eyes observed So tanned and beautifully curved Her eyes turned to me Hey! James what do you see? Patience, you'll receive your deserves .


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor, romance,

B-4

Lisa was tired of being single
she wanted romance and to mingle.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who kept her home playing Bingo.


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: funny, romance,

The Last of the Romantics

She was the only love he'd ever known

   For the cheap wedding ring he would atone

      She pined for a bigger "ice"

         A five carat stone would be nice

            The jerk bought her a one ton graveyard stone

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Written by Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories: angst, family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, love, romance, wedding, wife

Full Circle

Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch


Written by Gorlum Gorlum
Categories: beach, desire, humor, lust, ocean, old, places, romance,

Dirty Limerick: Old Man,Part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach


Written by Andrew Crisci
Categories: adventure, happiness, love, romance

Enjoying the Peace of Late Hours

Sky as infinite as deep thoughts,
foaming sea emitting sparkles,
glances brightened by romance,
a sweet urge to dance...
enjoying the peace of late hours.



Inspired by Linda-Marie's photo ps.JT76945.jpg
written by Andrew Crisci


Written by Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Categories: fantasy, romance,

Mile High Consequences

She spots a sniffling hottie by her gate 
They learn their flight will be three hours late
After a few rounds at the pub
They board and join the Mile High Club
Then the poor dame sneezed for a whole week straight 


*For Gwen's contest :)


Written by Mike Dailey
Categories: romance,

Little Robin Redbreast

There once was this redbreasted Robin
Who there on the beach was just sobbin’
That sunburn must hurt
It glowed right through her shirt
The view set my parts just a throbbin’


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor, romance,

Unsuspended

Lisa was tired of getting no calls
from Joes, Ethans, Toms, Randalls, and Pauls.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who turned out to be lacking his balls.


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: growing up, life,

Window of Teenage Hood

A growing mind, viewing an exciting world from a glance
sparkling costumes of Adulthood so enticing for a dance
hormones gushing through a pipe
feelings undergoing some hype
a young heart in speedy formation, hoping to taste romance.


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor, romance,

Equipped

Shane Blaine walked with a swagger
and was viewed as a bragger.
Ladies liked him lots
but kept secret their thoughts.
Awed by his eight-inch dagger.


Written by Mike Dailey
Categories: romance,

Little Jack Horner

Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie
And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny
When he stuck in his thumb
Mother Goose did succumb
So she left Father Goose bye and bye