Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
farm, humorous, sexy,
A curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!
14th June 2016
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
Two autos both tried to have sex.
A pity they both were such wrecks!
With great apprehension,
One lost its suspension.
Old banger sex – oh so complex!
12~21~14
Contest: East Jesus
Sponsor: Roy Jerden
Checked using how many Syllables 8,8,6,6,8
~awarded 3rd place~
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise -
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill
17th Feb 2015
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
He wanted it hot with lots of spice
Not sugary sweet and tasting nice
Oh big boy you're a looker
We had sex on the cooker
I’m so pleased I took your advice
Jan Allison
17th September 2014
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
giggle, humorous, sexy,
A young gigolo called Timothy
Gave sex for an exorbitant fee
But his passionate style
Sure made all ladies smile…
(I’m hoping that he’s got room for me!)
02~13~17
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, humorous, me,
Folks know me as ‘poetry Jan’
But soupers I once was a man …
In a very long op
My male bits got the chop
And I altered my name from Stan!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY SOUPERS!!!!
1st April 2018
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
betrayal, culture, love, lust, marriage, miracle, relationship,
Some folk are prone to love affairs
For sex rewards the one who dares
They are hot to trot
Because they forgot
Miracles don't happen in pairs!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
A day at the zoo can be tough
As animals tend to play rough
So mom said, "Whoa!
Its time to go!"
When bull elephants did some stuff
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
best friend, blessing, funny, graduation, humor, humorous, men,
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a subject
.
Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
computer, silly,
I fell in love with a computer
Not for the sex, for it is neuter
It came without name
Oh my! What a shame!
I googled one and up came Luther.
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Limerick Contest II
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Placed 1st
20th February, 2016
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny, giggle,
One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!
For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest
Poem Details | by
Robert Candler |
Categories:
age, appreciation, beauty, body, fantasy, girlfriend, money,
An old man bought her gems and he smiled,
Knowing where they would be in a while...
Sex with a young beauty,
Great legs, boobs and booty.
If he died, he'd be going in style.
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT
With HOPE of a wild sex filled night
But the tone of his wife
Made him fear for his life
Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight
L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey
05~21~15
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
passion,
Sex is not the answer..sex is the question
“Yes” is the answer..but it's only a suggestion
The choice is yours
Your illnesses it cures
The one thing that tweaks your tweaker without exception
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, travel,
When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
nonsense,
We once knew a fella named Abel,
Who loved to jump razor wire cable,
One day he made a slip;
Heard a howl and a rip...
So now we address him as Mabel.
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
parody
Heres a rilly lame limrick for ya-
Write hear I'll change the beet!
also I ain't bin usin end rime
An this old line is whey to long for a forth line.
Kin ya gess how many words was spellt rong?
hummm, is that fiv or sex lines I needs?
For P.D.'s "My Worst Poem Ever" Contest
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
There was a gigolo who swallowed a bee
It pained him from stomach to knee.
But with a shout and curse
He saw things get worse.
It buzzed him from a he to a she.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Woody Allen once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?”
Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry
Voice trembling and shaking
During this joyous undertaking
Apologized for his words which came out quite slurry
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, philosophy,
Inventive minds can be inspired
Great ideas in time may be sired
High fashion and style
Are acquired for a while
But in the brain sex is hard wired
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny
There once was a woman named Roxanne
Who had sex with many a fine man
She charged a big fee
And made them agree
To never disclose the business she ran
For Deb's contest...
Poem Details | by
Theresa CW |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Fruit Loops
There’s a wild woman who lives in Kamloops
She wants to have excessive wild sex groups
Folks say she doesn’t knows
She looks might dirty gross
She’s not even erotic like fruit loops.
Written: 6/11/15
Theresa Marie
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
funny, sexy,
When I traveled to the region of Basque,
I met a girl of whom sex I did ask
She said, “Yeah, sure mister,
If it includes my sister.”
So I told her, “Sure, I can multitask.”
Poem Details | by
Charles Sides |
Categories:
funny,
My oldest daughter, I named Colleen
She entered puberty at thirteen
The birds and bee's explained
Left me completely drained
Dad, I already know the sex scene
Contest Entry by Charles Sides
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous, sexy,
A flighty young lady from Torbay
Got seen having sex in a doorway
She blushed bright scarlet red
Said I like it in bed
But this is just part of our foreplay!
12th April 2016