Written by
Judith Angell Meyer
Categories:
funny, imagination, song-
His Funeral
That he planned his funeral is factual
And being a prankster quite actual
He prerecorded his voice
So when we kneeled on the joist
He said, "Hi there! Don't I look natural."
Written by
Kristin Carter
Categories:
imagination, life, nature, places,
I Met This Charming Moonbeam Last Night
The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.
Written by
Ashley Last
Categories:
growing up, lonely,
Old Weather
the weather outside is cold
and without someone to hold
the nights are long
i sing this song
i feel like i am old
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
philosophy,
Karma
There's a gal known as Karma; she'll charm ya,
and folks, I don't want to alarm ya,
but do somebody wrong,
and you'll sing a sad song
'cause she'll hunt ya down; then she'll harm ya!
April 29, 2018
Written by
Bryn Strudwick
Categories:
adventure,
Roy Rogers
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Roy Rogers on Trigger his horse
Was a regular tour de force
He made it his quest
To clean up the West
Then end with a love song of course
2nd May 2022
High Noon poetry contest
Sponsor - Joseph May
Written by
Tom Pen
Categories:
cute love, desire, heart, love, muse, passion, together,
She's Pretty
I met a lovely lady and her name was Pretty,
I wanted her badly so I had to be witty,
She now resides in my mind,
Our lives forever entwined,
Now the song in my heart is this here little ditty.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
peace,
Sets You Aflame
Like the sun after a summer rain
Like the sweet song of a robin's refrain
A Mozart concerto
A mellow cello
A gentle touch that sets your heart aflame
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
analogy,
Road of God Seems So Long
My God your road seems so long;
What I did do is sing Him a song;
Sins confess;
He will bless;
In Your arms know that I belong.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
What I Did Always Wrong
More of my agony I will prolong,
Which seems to be same old song;
Tears bring;
Pain being,
And what I did was always wrong.
Jim Horn
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
celebrity,
Wind Beneath My Wings
Watched Bette Midler singing “Wind Beneath My Wings”
Brought a tear to my eye, such an emotional tugging on my heartstrings
Like only Bette can do
A love song so touching, so true
Her smile exudes warmth and passion as she sings
Written by
Sallam Yassin
Categories:
seasons,
In Ramadan and To Eid
RAMADAN is making song
As we waiting so long
So the joy is every where
smile on every face no tear
So the Eid what we wait and long
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humorous, boy,
Boy and His Scooter
Boy and His Scooter
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014
The scooter scooted along
As he sang his favorite song.
He hit a big bump,
And took quite a lump,
On the scooter he does not belong!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, travel,
The ''Dirty Old Man'' Syndrome Song
When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
food,
Bart
There was an old man on a cart,
Acquaintances knew him as Bart,
As he only ate beans,
He inflated his jeans,
And smelt of a permanent fart…
Inspired by She’s Like the Wind (which I misheard as She’s Got the Wind, lol)
For Giorgio’s A Song Inspires a Poem contest
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Jack and Jill
Once there was a handsome guy called Jack,
wedded a beauty named Jill, dressed in sack.
they went up the hill
to have a night of hell.
Bloody this Jack and Jill song rhymes fake!
Written by
Jane Bowen
Categories:
happiness, imagination, life, social, song-uplifting,
Silly Willy
Silly Willy with a worm
Had a pocket that would squirm
A Silly Willy was this boy
His pocket worm brought him joy
Don't mistake him for a toy
He is handsome and so coy
Silly Willy's naughty worm
Growing bigger makes girls squirm~
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
animal, appreciation, dog, humor,
The Proud Lhasa Apso
The Proud Lhasa Apso
With hair golden, thick, lavishly long
Praised in Tibet with dance, poem and song
You’re the proud Lhasa Apso
How you take naps on one’s lap so!
With refined, gentle folk you shall always belong
4/22/23
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny,
Birds and Bees
Said a bee to a bird , we can't fail ,
With your sweet sexy song , bang-in-scale
When I'm lovin' you..please
Don't fart , belch or sneeze
'Cause there might be a sting in the tail
Sean Kelly
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny,
Who's the Boss - Revised
Who is the Boss - Same old song?
I'll yield since you're very headstrong
It'll be quite a blow
But just so you know
It'll end in us both being wrong!
Written by
Matt Forshay
Categories:
dark, death,
Only the Good Die Young Dark Limerick
Even though "Only the good die young"
A very well known song that's sung
But should it be said
Means less in the head
They wanted death before off the tongue
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
food, funny,
A Handful of Wheat
To sing a song charming and sweet
what I need is handful of wheat,
guess who am I
love that blue sky
not in the Twitter still can tweet!
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Placement:9th; (October 2011)
Contest:Cereal Limerick
Sponsor:Irma Linda
Written by
Jimmy Anderson
Categories:
animals, music, song-lyric
Zebra Star
There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
His voice was the rage
When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!
For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick II Contest
Written by
Grace Williams
Categories:
animals,
Aquatic
Zapholus was once his name
One and alone since the storm
Empty oceans, without claim
Nestled him where he was borne
Octopi then made him strong
Round he grew, and twice as long
Mates he saw on a beach
Attacked a male to them reach
Now you know the sea lion's song
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny,
Fluff the Tragic Dragon
The Royal Dragon, Fluff, was ugly and mean.
Things she did were cruel and obscene.
She was so wrong,
it inspired a song.
"Fluff, the Tragic Dragon, Queen"!
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
A Song To Erase
Once there was a man called Alex, the goose
His philosophy “Daddy daddy oh my Daddy” base?
“Don’t, na na” “Don’t na na”
“Don’t na na” “Don’t na na”
Bloody what a song to erase!