Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Three Who We Love and Laud
Three Who We Love and Laud
There are three we do love and laud;
Spirit with Son whose father is God;
Together all our sins they have shod.
Jim Horn
Do you disagree with any of this?
Or maybe a point I might miss;
Never found,
Or around,
That appeared to look ludicrous.
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
golf, humor, sports,
A Golfer's Tale
Was out playing golf just for fun
With Father O’Toole in the sun
When club from hand burst
Hit priest as he cursed
And I hit his first holy one
Written by
Ray Dillard
Categories:
satire, sports,
Let the Ball Lie
The little boy said to his father,
I wish I could drive the ball farther.
He said to his son,
By time we are done,
Your ball will "lie" just past the others.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
A Fathers Desire
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Written by
Panya Chanthavong
Categories:
baby, father son, kids, girl, love, mom, son,
The Only Girl
Hey Son, I wrote this to warn you
In your whole life, many girls are coming through
You might have only girl to love her much over
But you have to remember that do not hurt your mother
She is my only girl too...
Written by
Tirzah Conway
Categories:
allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife
She Really Did Get This Call
I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,
“He’s here at the bar
Quick bring us your car,
Your husband just got in a brawl”
Written by
William Kershaw
Categories:
family, fantasy, father
My Favorite Shoes Ain'T Mine
My favorite shoes in the closet they sit.
I've never worn 'em not even a bit.
Cuz before I was born,
By my Dad they were worn,
I'll not wear them 'til I'm sure they'll fit.
Just for SKAT's contest
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
crazy,
Limerick: Once a Nanny Looked For a Manny-Mannie
Limerick : Once a Nanny looked for a Manny/Mannie
Once a Nanny looked for a Manny
And found the father of her Kiddie
Poor Cuckold gave assent
With his Girlie’s consent
Now all five live in One Bliss House free.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Terry O'Leary
Categories:
funny,
There Once Was a Nun
There once was a Nun and a Druid
Exchanging some bodily fluid,
When along strode the Father
Who heard all the bother,
Lost stickum while coming unglu..ed.
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, marriage, wedding,
Enough Already
It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
car, daughter, father, funny, humor, student,
People Help Survivors After Storm Drives Through a Town
The people who were still alive
Helped other survivors revive
All this didn’t bother
An excellent father
Who just taught his daughter to drive
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
Pilot Dad
There once was a pilot from Alpine
Who became a father in month nine
Took her to the hangar
Where inside he did bang ‘er
But like his plane, didn’t pull out in time
Written by
Milton Toran
Categories:
funny,
A Hole In My Noggin
Gazing at the rear of my head
Many follicles are long since dead
Father Time is always sure to win
These naps are lookin' awful thin
Shall I shave my dome instead?
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
confusion, wedding,
My Cousin's Wedding
The bride-to-be set the time and the date.
Now she is a whole hour and one half late
The wedding guests are curious.
The bride’s father is furious.
The wedding is now on overtime rate.
For contest "My Cousin's Wedding"
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
natural disasters,
Limerick: Once a Pregnant Teen Saw a Barrister
Limerick : Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Thought she recognised the future Father
So she set him a trap
He rushed into her lap
Now she’s stuck with Twins, says Solicitor.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
John Smith
Categories:
wedding,
Abseil Bride
It's not her style to walk down the aisle
Father and parson its sure to rile
But all of the people
down under the steeple
will smile at her elegant abseil
*Abseil - rappel down a rope
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
romance,
Little Jack Horner
Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie
And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny
When he stuck in his thumb
Mother Goose did succumb
So she left Father Goose bye and bye
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
corruption, humor, humorous,
Flimflamming the Scam
February 29, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole
A man born into a world of scams
Had a father adept at flim-flam.
He lived by what he was taught
Until the day he was caught
By police who out-flimflammed his scam.
Written by
Sarban Bhattacharya
Categories:
father daughter,
A Silly Mistake
Jane's dad was a man of hauteur,
He employed a guard for his daughter
But that bloke was her dream,
She eloped with him,
Her father didn't know this suitor!
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
jesus,
I Am the Carpenter
I am Joseph the Carpenter, husband of Mary,
I am the Carpenter, we were the chosen of many,
Angel Gabriel visited the Virgin Mary, Mother
Of Jesus, I was accepted as His legal Father,
We became parents sadly, our Saviour to bury.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
family, father,
Slap Stick It To Me
He’s sorry and wished it undone
But dad’s home—there’s no where to run
The spanking's intense
Father never relents
And imprints his hands on his son
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
baby, father, humorous,
Nose Woes
NOSE WOES - limerick
My nose told me it couldn’t get riper
as I opened and peeked in the diaper
one last gasping breath
succumbing to death
single shot from intestinal sniper
John GLawless
5/30/2015
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
jealousy,
Limerick: Once Our Senorita Watched Sea Anne-Anne - 13
Limerick : Once our Senorita watched Sea Anne-Anne – 13
Once our Senorita watched Sea Anne-Anne
What got her was all that Royal Can-Can :
« Little Rascal » - « Car Seat »
« New Father » - « New Hope » feat
So she changed sex to lure She-Anne-Anne !
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera
Categories:
humor
There Once Was a Young Man Named Mather
There once was a
young man named
Mather,
who wished to be
Catholic Father.
The young man got
tarry
as priest do not
marry.
He went home to
marry at Nather.
Written by
Jacob Timme
Categories:
funny, father, father,
The Babies Poo
There was a baby, brand new,
But the father was scared of his poo,
So the father departed,
The mother then started
To clean up the brown baby goo!