Limerick Poems About Children | Children Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humorous,

Fun Minions

Fun minions give children a thrill. Take note of one thing, if you will. Like a Xanax, the minion, In one actor's opinion, Resembles a big yellow pill! Written Feb24, 2016 for the Minions Poetry Contest of Silent One

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Poem Details | by Timothy Brumley |
Categories: family, funny, mother

A Clean Hacienda

There once was a woman named Linda

Who would keep a clean hacienda

     Till four children she bore

     And then bore she one more...

She now has a different agenda!

                            Timothy IBrumley

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, on work and working,

In the Gravy

The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: snow,


the melting snow makes me feel  silly
my carrot nose is now my willy
children laugh think its fun
hat is covering my bum
next thing they'll be calling me Milly

penned 3/1/20!8

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,


Soup Censors will never weigh risks
Of publishing physical frisks
For children must know
Wherever they go
Saint Francis rode three asterisks

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, people,

Super Chief

An Indian chief, named Bold Eagle,
Once lived with his faithful old beagle.
He maintained his station,
Without reservation,
In a style that was in tents, but regal.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, peace, war,


Yesterday Asians, Jews today
Yet Native Americans pray,
"To settle a score
Grant us love, not war,
So children can go out to play!"

Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Battle of Little Bighorn

General Custer couldn't muster
Enough men to form a cluster,
Indians shooting straight and true,
I think it might've been the Sioux,      ---- pronounced Soo
Had Custer in a fluster.

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: food, children, funny, sea, sea,

Pasta, Pasta, Everywhere

Oh, vermicelli, rigatoni!
Lost on a sea of minestrone
The sea beneath my feet,
And nothing else to eat,                     
I live on cheese and macaroni.

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone

Poem Details | by Edward Ebbs |
Categories: family, funny, life,

Beers and Tears

Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer

Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011

Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious

Poem Details | by Sima Mittal |
Categories: children, kids, funny, woman,

The Chocolate

The Chocolate!

She is a deliciously smart gal,
For each and everyone's her pal.
Be it in the brownie or cake,
Or the icy cold milk shake.
She sure can change everyone's morale!

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: children, humorous,

Dennis the Menace

Dennis the Menace is his Mother's bane!

   He drives his neighbor George Wilson insane!

      A saint

         He ain't

            But he's a loveable imp though a pain!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Kids Growing Up

Their needs need addressing,
In the morning when they're dressing,
Brush their hair, clean their teeth,
Whenever will I get relief,
When they're older it'll be a blessing.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Tutti Fruity Smoothie

Tutti fruity, tutti fruity,
I just made a creamy smoothie,
Full of fruit of all kind,
What a way to just unwind,
My fruit smoothie is a beauty.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Hat Crazy

Louise Gratton always wore a hat on,
Even on her bicycle when she sat on,
They were various colours and design,
Her millinery skills always fine,
Now she's making one to put her cat on.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: crazy, children, funny,

Pizza Mad

Pizza, pizza, pizza roony,
I want one with the works very soony,
Gibbidy,gabbidy,gibbidy gock,
I'll get the money out of my sock,
But they said, no pizza, you're too loony.

Poem Details | by Audrey Haick |
Categories: childhood, children, funny

Pretty Little Ladybug

See the pretty little Ladybug
In summer she'll sit on your mug             
Pose in her polka dots                 
Delighting tiny tots
Play a tune and she may cut a rug


Note: Nor for a contest...just fun : )

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Candle Maker

Candle maker Iva Bentwick's
business couldn't take a trick,
So he changed his name
to one not so lame,
Now business is pretty slick.

alternate last line:     Now many candles are being lit.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

I Can'T Wait

I love the way it spins around,
Milkshake mixer's whirring sound,
Lots of milk, chocolate flavour,
What a drink it is to savour,
Better still as it goes down.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Billy Cart

Zooming, zooming, zooming fast,
I'm racing by in my billy cart,
Had to swerve to miss my dog,
Smashing into a fallen log,
Now I have to wear a plaster cast.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: beach, children, summer,

Too Excited

My swimmers on, to the beach I ran,
Across the hot, white, squirming sand,
The first wave faced knocked me rotten,
My dad had told me but I'd forgotten,
Jump the waves son if you can.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: bird, children,


There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
     That went for a wading walk,
        With his long stout bill
         He caught fish at will,
   It sure made the other birds gawk.

Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animal, cat, dog, food, children,

A Dog and a Cat and a Flea

A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.