Limerick Poems About Suicide | Suicide Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Aiyah Torres |
Categories: romantic, suicide,

The Vampire's Snack

This handsome guy who'd like to suck.
                     Had found  a lady for snack
                          So beautiful and hot,
                           He gave her a shot.
             Suck her blood, AIDS virus attacked.

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Poem Details | by Justin Time |
Categories: death, life, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,

Death Is Good

Oh give me a rope
With a noose that is loose 
And i'll tie it up on a beam

Then give me a pill
That will give me a thrill 
And i'll end it all on a high

Death Death is the way 
For life is to sucky to play

So give me a gun
That is loaded for fun
And i'll blow my brains far away.

Poem Details | by Dustin Craig |
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Ticked Off

Fast-handed Harry was a renowned pick-pocket
He could grab a wallet with the speed of a rocket.
One day while doing some picking
A suicide bomber’s bomb was ticking.
Where once was Harry there’s now a socket.

Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Slow Suicide

McNeer couldn’t take it no mo’
By rope-in-tree he would go
 - Nerve’s gone I fear
 - It’s been near a year
(He’s waitin’ for the saplin’ to grow!)

Poem Details | by Misty Ann |
Categories: death of a friend, life, sad, suicide,

Last Thought

Lightning strikes down cold pale thighs
rivers flow from broken blue eyes
there is nothing to do
but turn orange to blue
all beautiful things must die

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: heartbreak, life, poetry, poets, word play, work, writing,

One For the Poets--Just Revised

Words we write sometimes do matter: 
"Each candidate's like a mad hatter"
So please Trump and Hill
Take a suicide pill
We dislike the former and latter!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: death,

Suicide Bombers

Suicide bombers, these cowards blow me away To forfeit one's life for a belief that someday Their soul will be saved Their thinking's depraved Seems the world is sinking into total decay

Poem Details | by Wilma Neels |
Categories: funny, political


Politician in the making He had my abdomen aching Suicide he would not commit I’d kill myself, he admit No vote from me, that goes without saying
*True story, a politician’s response, To the question, would you ever commit suicide?* Contest: Slapstick Limerick 9th Place

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,


Have any of you peeps heard of the latest craze Stuffing pepper up your nose till your mind's ablaze You think of suicide With a friend by your side Unless the friend objects, then it's homicide portrayed

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: suicide,

Self Killing

Ever thought of jumping off a big tall building Not me, I'm a chicken when comes to self killing It ain't that bad Life's just a fad The alternative doesn't appeal, it's kinda chilling

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Wife's Request

Ed’s suicide attempts have to harden.
So Ed said to his wife “beg your pardon,
can you give me a cup
to fill up with ‘roundup”.
“Just don’t have your last pee on my garden!”

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: time,

Time To Die

Time for me to die but can't find the time Thought about suicide but it's still a crime It's against the law Feeling so distraught There must be a word that “rhymes” with time

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: abuse, appreciation, celebrity, character,

Public Honey Not So Sweet

Strong passions and good expressions with no backside
slowing the limelight, brings in assisted suicide
the huge footprints they track
away from a fall they pack
pool of dears, cautioned by personal pesticide.

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: humorous, suicide,


If you’re poor and have spent your last ducat, you might end it by kicking the bucket. But bereft of all hope, should you hang from a rope? I say buckets and ropes can go suck it.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sexy, suicide,

The World of Jack

In the world of Jack, things are strange indeed Some outrageous thoughts are waiting to be freed No control I have Just expel lotsa gas When attempting to be nice, fail totally, a bad seed

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: suicide,

Behavior Bizarre

Has there ever been a prez so crazy unpopular Are you serious, since time zero, most unpopular by far Just stating facts Can't argue that The world's still here in spite of behavior bizarre

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Sad Soul Committed Suicide

Sad Soul Committed Suicide

Up into the sky, he went for a ride;
His sad soul had committed suicide;
Did loop di loop;
And barrel hoop;
Crashed plane and all alone he died.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: animal, bird, murder, suicide,

Strange Birds

Well, the farm had a pretty rough night;
it seems chickens are not very bright.
Bandit raccoons broke in,
killed some chicks and a hen,
and the other chicks all died of fright.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: allusion,

A Lump In My Jumper

A very sexy lady once took me aside Patted me on my enormous backside Said, lose some pounds And we'll go a few rounds But the lump in my jumper committed suicide

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: mental illness, suicide,

Mass Hysteria

Movies these days are filled with violence Perhaps one reason for this rash of mindlessness Pushes one over the edge When already on the ledge Perhaps one reason for these mass killings we all dread

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Suicide Never Tried and Denied

Suicide Never Tried and Denied

There is always something about suicide;
And to either do or commit have denied,
Having done,
With anyone;
Now that I remember  never ever tried.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: suicide,

Our Cat Just Committed Suicide

Got a text message from my wife, our cat just committed suicide Very impersonal don't you think, used to be a phone call making us cry What have we become With a finger up our bum People are too busy for a phone call to hear our dear cat died

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: future, sexy, suicide,

We'Ll All Become Robots

It certainly isn't beyond the realm of possibility That one day we'll become robots, it's more a probability We'll have an on/off switch And a program which Will provide us with our happy zone's approximate vicinity

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pain,

Loud Noises

Is it age that's affecting my hearing Loud noises drive me up to the ceiling They seem magnified Contemplate suicide Or one of those things, no hard feelings