Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny, political,
I pray a bright star will shine in the air
O'er Washington to guide some wise men there
Bringing gifts of commonsense
And harmony to dispense
To a nation that is in disrepair
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, humorous, lust, political,
A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!
Fictional write for fun
7th June 2016
Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
political,
Gadaffi! That hole in your temple
will put a full stop to your trample
of the poor Libyans
So, now the Syrians
say, "Assad, step aside; that's a sample."
Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
satire
Political life isn't cheap
moats are costly to clean when their deep
big bucks for a porn movie
and a duck house thats groovy,
it's enough to make Gordon Brown weep.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
golf, political,
Trump went to the golf course today
But nobody wanted to play
When someone yelled, "Fore!"
Trump thought they yelled, "Whore!"
And proudly stood in the ball's way
Poem Details | by
Sandison Jumbo |
Categories:
america, humor, political,
Thumping Hilary
Hillary had thought trash of Donald Trump
And prayed him, that America should dump
She spent time on the jabber
That he was a ‘Pee’ grabber
The election came; Trump gave her a thump!
July 4, 2017
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
political,
I fervently pray I shall never see
Another like the incumbent Vee Pee
I cringe hearing her cackle
Such a useless debacle
Two peas in a pod are JoJo and she
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
political, satire,
The Congress it seems had no bathrooms.
They just held it or country was doomed.
They passed regulations
for eliminations
then out of both their chambers they zoomed.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political, usa,
(aka "Trump's Bottom Line")
Cartel Jesus launched an old crone
High over Trump's Wall on a drone
Our Border Patrol
Went out of control
Snapping photos with their iPhone!
Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humorous, political,
A once esteemed party was fain
To cry ‘Racist!’ again and again
Not now and again
But NOW and AGAIN
Til it made neural paths in their brain
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor, political,
When Putin is telling the truth
The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth
But the Russian Bear
Growls, "You should take care!
Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
jobs, political,
Here's hoping Joe Biden gets hired,
It’s what all his voters desired,
He can then say to Trump,
(the arrogant lump),
Hey Donald, I'm Potus - ‘YOU’RE FIRED !!!
20/05/20
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america, political,
After you pass our barbwire gates
Welcome to the United States!
A non-white face
Gets sprayed with Mace
But if you have cash, we'll be mates!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
happiness, health, political,
Aye, COVID-19 is here to stay
And we are all living day-to-day
So why must I ask
That you wear your mask?
No one wants what you're giving away!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political, religious,
Trump orders everyone to church
Or Governors will get the birch
Americans will pay
On Memorial Day
With God to blame, Trump ends his search
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
The Orange-hair Man makes great cents
Under the Treasury fence
They call his tunnel
"Trump Resorts Funnel"
We all want dollars but get Pence
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
environment, political,
We have a vehicle on Mars
Down on Earth, no gas for our cars
No heat overnight
No water in sight
in Texas, they're just seeing stars!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Tom Cunningham says its not rash
For Russians to take out their trash
And the longer they wait
The more stink in their fate
But the buggers all want more cash!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Trump Towers in Old Istanbul
Influenced our President's pull
Brown skins do not matter
So let the Kurds scatter
And enjoy the Turkey Shoot Cull
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political, poverty,
Plentiful Pizza closed its door
Too many people wanted more
With dough in the air
The cook did not care
Open or Closed, she was still poor!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Mitch now claims Trump did not do it
Or if he did, does not rue it
So Trump had some fun
Its over and done
And only losers will chew it
Poem Details | by
John Trusty |
Categories:
funny, political
Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!
*For the “Political Woes” contest You can’t make this stuff up.
Poem Details | by
Joe Inka |
Categories:
political
So many crooks like old Madoff
From trusting folks they get paid off
The economy fell
Yet their pockets still swell
and as for me, I am laid off
Poem Details | by
Tom Larrow |
Categories:
funny, political, satire,
At best, life is just mass confusion
Finding what's real and what's just an illusion
Speak of politics Do I dare?
When finding the truth is so rare.
Because politicians are just an optical illusion!
Poem Details | by
Faye Gibson |
Categories:
america, angst, political,
Pandemonium threatens the land
we woke up and it's not Disneyland.
Congress can't make a plan,
they're just kicking the can
Down the road; we are all on quicksand.
Copyright, November 16, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson