Poem Details | by
Sharon Smith |
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!
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Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
angst, bereavement, dark, death, funeral, goodbye, grief,
It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser
The East Ends gangster appraiser
So loyal to the Kray's
To his very last day
One the Sixties ultimate erasures
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Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
humor,
Dracula was in a fix
Blood and sweets just do not mix
The dentist had no doubt
The fangs had to come out
Goodbye to vampire’s tricks.
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Author: Paul Callus ~ 13th April 2014
Contest: Be Bram Stoker for a day
Sponsor: Darren Watson
Placing: Honorable Mention
Poem Details | by
Dustin Craig |
Categories:
confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,
There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
goodbye, humor,
His favorite chair had a broken spring
He was quite fond of the ugly old thing
But his brand new beau
Said ” this thing must go!"
And that was the end of their short lived fling
Poem Details | by
Eboni Croney |
Categories:
boyfriend, break up, conflict, cry, first love, goodbye, teenage,
Met a guy who seemed perfect to me
For a period in time my heart could not see
He talked although his true feelings were not told
Every word of his turned into one that was cold
My heart could not take it so I set him free
Poem Details | by
Diane Lefebvre |
Categories:
farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,
There was a young man we'll call Mac,
who loved to suck on a tic tac.
But one choked him today.
What a price he did pay
and he'll never, ever be back.
Poem Details | by
Gary Wayne Hill |
Categories:
funny,
I knew a man from Kent, so did I
Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try
One day while in Dover
He tripped and fell over
And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye
Poem Details | by
Thabang Ngoma |
Categories:
future, science fiction,
How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world
Poem Details | by
Jeffry Cohan |
Categories:
angst, health,
WAVE THE WAVES GOODBYE
there once was a beach in beleze
upon which a girl begged me "please"
so i put my hand
where nature had planned
and that's how i got this disease
(c) copy write PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
Poem Details | by
James Ph. Kotsybar |
Categories:
science
An electron, so perfectly round
it could spin without wobble or sound,
was measured carefully
at fixed velocity,
but its position couldn’t be found.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
goodbye, spoken word,
The old Devil, his name is Lucifer
When I see him, I tell him, 'Vamoose, Sir' --
The Devil grins his sly smile
Pleads, 'Let me stay for a while' --
I chase him away with an ethnic slur
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
goodbye, leaving, love, marriage, relationship, romance, wedding,
I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants fly!
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
funny, people
There once was a person I knew
Whose ego just grew and grew
It came to the stage
That I just turned to the next page
Goodbye, your just so full of poo
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
inspiration,
Inspired each day I'm alive on this sphere
Try to be the best I can be, always sincere
Live by the code
A true loving mode
Say goodbye to prejudice, eliminate fear
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Does the word scrotum bring a tear to your eye
As a boy were you ever hit there, said goodbye
Gave away your Pokemon cards
Ran out on the boulevard
Then a filly grabbed it, changed your mind on the fly
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
nonsense, political,
You had a helluva ride
a bit on the stubborn side
‘course over here
our worst fear
is to surrender pride
Poem Details | by
Thane Kerric |
Categories:
abuse, addiction, loss, today, drug,
Alcohol, drugs, and lies
some of them die
slaves to the stage
fans filled with rage
our favorites just say goodbye
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
baseball,
Wait till next year is a common baseball cry
Disappointment abounds, as the fans say goodbye
Not every year's a winner
This one was even grimmer
Maybe next year we won't need another alibi
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
care, cheer up, childhood, goodbye, mother, mum, my child,
Her byes on happiness deracinate
feelings of protection evaporate
emotions, woeful
lack of hope, scornful
deep mourn for love to rehabilitate
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
mental illness,
A lady who looked like she'd die
Just knocked on our door to say, "Hi!"
She wanted to cry
But did not know why
Then left without saying goodbye
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
friend, funny,
My buddy Andy is a real cool guy
He takes his paraglider out to fly
With photos he's a wiz
Andyland's his biz
To meat without scales he's said goodbye!
Poem Details | by
Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories:
poems,
GOODBYE JOHN ^WW^
Now that our best friend has flown with his warrior
Wings far and high, we are certain a celestial courier,
Will send our thoughts prayers and poems,
Directly to him so that he’ll always know,
That he’s missed, RIP Dear John, sure you’re in euphoria!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Flowers you should send
But still got limericks to write before my goodbye
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
goodbye,
Hope I go in my sleep when my time's up
Don't want pain and suffering, a scaredy old pup
Just wish me adieu
No fanfare or big shew
With a sexy girl thing, that'd be a nice touch