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Limerick Poems About Birthdays
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
birthday,
Charmaine Chircop
There is a lovely young lady on my mind
She is real loyal and giving and kind
Birthday spankings I give
For each year she has lived
I better run and protect my own behind
Happy Birthday Charmaine
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
friendship, happiness,
To the Birthday Girl -And Guys
Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:
to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.
Those born this day SEVEN
have blessings of Heaven
in wit, charm and poetry!
Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
birthday, celebration, fun,
Jack's Birthday Suit
There's a mighty dear fellow named Jack
wore no shirt to show off his six pack
on top girls would pile
they dug his smooth style
til this mortal threw out his old back
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
birthday,
A Belated Birthday Wish For Charmaine
Everyone loves our dear sweet Charmaine
This adorable young lady of Poetry Soup fame
Just had a Birthday
Apologize I'm late
To my Maltese sweetheart, best wishes I convey
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
Bad Stew - Warning: Explicit Poo Content
I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew
*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
confusion, identity,
Identity Crisis
Identical twins, me and my brother
Got the same birthday, got the same mother
Don’t know if I’m he
Don’t know if he’s me
But I do know I’m one or the other
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
age, birthday, celebration, friend, friendship, happy, happy birthday,
All Best
Happy Birthday to my dear friend.
I hope it’s great from morn to end!
Though we are apart,
this comes from my heart.
My warmest wishes I impart!
Written by
Phyllis Babcock
Categories:
birthday, humor,
Age Humor
There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.
20/05/14
Written by
Quentin Ehlinger
Categories:
birthday,
Natal Anniversary
A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, birth, birthday, celebration, humorous,
Leap Year Birthday
Leap year babes party every fourth year
When their birthday arrives they can cheer
But on a positive note
It would surely get MY vote
Getting old is something they won’t fear!
15th September 2016
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
anniversary,
Birthday Limerick
Blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Before you do that, there’s one wish you make.
Wish for one more year
to stick around here.
We’ll need one more candle, goodness sake!
Written by
Jamie Pan
Categories:
fun, funny,
For Your Birthday
For your birthday I made you a cake,
which took quite a long time to bake,
but to send it your way,
I used a trebuchet,
and now it's all over the lake.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,
beach birthdays
to the lake to the lake
fish to fry fish to bake
this has been moms cry
birthdays now just rye
if once we'd bring a cake.
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
birthday,
Candles and Scandals
There was an old vandal in sandals,
Who spread about rumours and scandals,
And it seems a mistake
That I baked her a cake:
She gossiped and kicked out the candles.
For Carolyn’s birthday contest
Written by
Andrew Loud
Categories:
america, appreciation, birthday, food, funny,
Happy Birthday Fat Man
In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Great Balls of Fire
Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!
4th May 2015
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, time,
Annoying Image
My mirror continues to annoy me
Its contorting the face that I see
I cant be that old
But the truth be told
My birthday and the image agree
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
nonsense,
The Age of the Pirate
I once knew a pirate named Grady
I attended his birthday in Haiti
He flew into a rage
When I asked him his age
But his only reply was "Aye Matey"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
retirement,
Ahhh Retirement
This life of retirement sure is a blast
But can never remember when I went last
Tried to act coyly
And not to be noisy
Then bombs away like a huge birthday bash
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny, holidayhalloween, , cute,
Halloween Limerick
There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
anniversary, birthday, celebration, children, engagement, family, friend,
Box of Litted Wishes
Many years I kept you in a box
Box of memories that knocks
Birthdays and occasions you come alive
All day, like roses, I count you in five
Candles I lit, my love for you rocks!
Written by
Murray Mahauariki
Categories:
funny,
Feb Funy Bone
29 days in February this year,
an extra day to cheer,
but its pretty dumb,
if your born on the last one,
cause your birthday comes every 4 years.
M.Mahauariki © 2012
Written by
Celestine Ikwuamaesi
Categories:
humorous,
Happy Birthday
After a morning jog about a mile,
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style;
Danced around a big white cake
Like a white duck in a lake,
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile
© 2015
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
birthday
The Birthday's Mixed Blessing
The discounts are now quite a few
And cause for a feeling that's blue
It's true--what a drag
As the parts start to sag
A bonus for age sixty-two
Written by
Franklin Price
Categories:
birthday,
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday to Me
A personal limerick
By Franklin Price
11/14/2015
Happy Birthday to me I'm so lucky
Been years since I've seen rubber ducky
Have a beautiful wife
And a wonderful life
Not much at all has been sucky