Limerick Poems About Birthdays | Birthday Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: birthday,

Charmaine Chircop

There is a lovely young lady on my mind She is real loyal and giving and kind Birthday spankings I give For each year she has lived I better run and protect my own behind
Happy Birthday Charmaine

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: friendship, happiness,

To the Birthday Girl -And Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: birthday, celebration, fun,

Jack's Birthday Suit

There's a mighty dear fellow named Jack wore no shirt to show off his six pack on top girls would pile they dug his smooth style til this mortal threw out his old back

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: birthday,

A Belated Birthday Wish For Charmaine

Everyone loves our dear sweet Charmaine This adorable young lady of Poetry Soup fame Just had a Birthday Apologize I'm late To my Maltese sweetheart, best wishes I convey © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humor,

Bad Stew - Warning: Explicit Poo Content

I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew

*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: confusion, identity,

Identity Crisis

Identical twins, me and my brother Got the same birthday, got the same mother Don’t know if I’m he Don’t know if he’s me But I do know I’m one or the other

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: age, birthday, celebration, friend, friendship, happy, happy birthday,

All Best

Happy Birthday to my dear friend.
I hope it’s great from morn to end!
	Though we are apart, 
	this comes from my heart.
My warmest wishes I impart!

Poem Details | by Phyllis Babcock |
Categories: birthday, humor,

Age Humor

There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: birthday,

Natal Anniversary

A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: age, birth, birthday, celebration, humorous,

Leap Year Birthday

Leap year babes party every fourth year When their birthday arrives they can cheer But on a positive note It would surely get MY vote Getting old is something they won’t fear! 15th September 2016

Poem Details | by Jamie Pan |
Categories: fun, funny,

For Your Birthday

For your birthday I made you a cake,
which took quite a long time to bake,
but to send it your way,
I used a trebuchet,
and now it's all over the lake.

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: anniversary,

Birthday Limerick

Blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Before you do that, there’s one wish you make.
Wish for one more year
to stick around here.
We’ll need one more candle, goodness sake!

Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: birthday,

Candles and Scandals

There was an old vandal in sandals,
Who spread about rumours and scandals,
And it seems a mistake
That I baked her a cake:
She gossiped and kicked out the candles.

For Carolyn’s birthday contest

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,

Beach Birthdays

to the lake yes to the lake

fish to fry and fish to bake

this has been moms cry

birthdays now its rye

if just once she'd bring a cake.

Poem Details | by Andrew Loud |
Categories: america, appreciation, birthday, food, funny,

Happy Birthday Fat Man

In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Great Balls of Fire

Sir Henry was smoking cheroot Stark naked in his birthday suit But he did something rash When he's flicking his ash His pubes are no longer hirsute! 4th May 2015

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, time,

Annoying Image

My mirror continues to annoy me Its contorting the face that I see I cant be that old But the truth be told My birthday and the image agree

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: retirement,

Ahhh Retirement

This life of retirement sure is a blast But can never remember when I went last Tried to act coyly And not to be noisy Then bombs away like a huge birthday bash

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: nonsense,

The Age of the Pirate

I once knew a pirate named Grady
I attended his birthday in Haiti
He flew into a rage
When I asked him his age
But his only reply was "Aye Matey"

Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny, holidayhalloween, , cute,

Halloween Limerick

There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, life

Happy Birthday

last summers vacation was a quite a trip
for the first time, I did skinny dip
I stripped off all my clothes
and struck a quick pose
I was hoping my package was equip....

Poem Details | by Murray Mahauariki |
Categories: funny,

Feb Funy Bone

29 days in February this year, 
an extra day to cheer,
but its pretty dumb,
if your born on the last one,
cause your birthday comes every 4 years.

M.Mahauariki © 2012

Poem Details | by Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories: humorous,

Happy Birthday

After a morning jog about a mile, 
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style; 
Danced around a big white cake 
Like a white duck in a lake, 
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile

© 2015

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: birthday

The Birthday's Mixed Blessing

The discounts are now quite a few
And cause for a feeling that's blue
It's true--what a drag
As the parts start to sag
A bonus for age sixty-two

Poem Details | by Franklin Price |
Categories: birthday,

Happy Birthday To Me

Happy Birthday to Me
A personal limerick
By Franklin Price

Happy Birthday to me I'm so lucky
Been years since I've seen rubber ducky
Have a beautiful wife
And a wonderful life
Not much at all has been sucky