Limerick Poems About A Child | Child Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, lust, natural disasters,

Oops - It's a Bit of a Cock Up

Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay... He’s sleeping with his buxom P A She confirmed she’s with child Ted baulked, then got quite riled I wonder what his wife’s got to say! 5/26/18

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: journey, life,

The Arc of Life

Travelling through life resembles an arc We start out as a child emerging from the dark To reach a crescendo Establishing a tempo Then sadly we all must eventually disembark © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by I Am Anaya |
Categories: humor, western,

One Mean Hombre

Harry Horsman; devilish rake, wild Prodigy gunslinger as a child Robs the stages then departs Wields his way to woman’s hearts Smoked ‘em all down with joy as he smiled

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: work,

Maid In America

I had an affair with a maid
Accustomed to doing as bade
Now she is with child
The wife has gone wild,
"Thats not how a maid should be paid!"

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone

Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

Pickle & Tickle Limerick

There once was a lady with child
Whose appetite was usually mild
Now she had a tickle
For a chocolate covered pickle
Not getting it she would certainly go wild

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,

Nerd Dad

once a child with a rattle

enjoyed crawling around cattle

till its mother found out

and to her ex did shout

you lost your custody battle.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: child,


You can only be young once, but you can always be immature As long as you live, trust me, I know this to be fact for sure I'm a prime example A perfect sample Of immaturity, you can surely be assured

Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife

Double Disappointment

I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”

Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,

New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: child, children, daughter, dedication, fantasy, funny, people,

Lefty Louie

Once was a man named lefty Louie
Tried robbing corner store Oh phooey
Little did he come know
Ten sensei's Ready go
Here there nothing felt but Ka Pooey's

Tribute To 
Marshall Arts

Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: betrayal, boyfriend, child, children, conflict, feelings, girlfriend,

A Dull Three - Aka Adultery

Love lived in the hearts of Him and Her,
 But distance shrouded fear over Her
 And to punish Her reluctance
 He gave another girl a chance
 And she brought triplets nine months later.

(c) Nyonglema

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age,

The Transition Age

Eighty seems to be the transition age When we revert back to a child like stage We stomp our feet No more sweet It allows us the privilege to rant and rave

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor,


I've just had to give up and stop
wait for my blood pressure to drop
this long stream of fails
has broken my nails
whose idea was these child-proof tops?

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Child Gone Wild

WHO trashed this whole house and went wild? WHAT? You let in the dog? He got riled? WHEN was this? Where’s he at? WHERE the heck is the cat?? Just WHY ever did I want a child?

Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: art,

Banana Eating Roo -Limerick-

There once was a child from Canada Who loved eating bananas, He went to the zoo Gave one to the roo, Now the roo has a banana colored bandana Copyright Cynthia Jones Feb.17/2005

Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: humorous,


There once was a girl named Ann
Who had a plan to get a man
For a while it was wild
Till he learned of her child
And that was the end of that plan

Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: childhood, death, depression, family, life, loss, sad,

A Child of Nine

When I was a child of nine
I thought I had all the time
Time to live and be happy
Time to fish with my pappy
But death had crossed the line

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, bullying, child abuse, corruption, immigration, international, political,

The Man Who Puts Kids In Cages

The man who puts kids in cages
Laughs at the folks it enrages
Whilst taxpayers bleed
Republicans need
Bilingual pedophile Pages

Poem Details | by Dean Wood |
Categories: childhood, mum,

Dean Wood

dean wood,
 is no good,
chop him up,
for fire wood.

a rhyme my mum used to sing to me when i was a child?
go figuire.

Poem Details | by Mc Mc |
Categories: adventure, family, funny, mother

Whistler's Mother

Whistler's Mother

looked so mild,

but she was the mother

of another child.

she was the mother

of my other brother

she actually was real wild!

Copyright McCuen 2008

Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: funny, holiday,


You took my money and our child
after divorce papers you filed,
I never did tell you
my life is not all blue...
I'm the film crew for Girls Gone Wild!!!

For "A valentine Limerick~ to your x-lover"  contest sponsored by Sidney ~ LeeAnn.

Poem Details | by John Chizoba Vincent |
Categories: art, , Lullaby,

My Memories Never Fail

In my baby diaper i sang
Then motherly songs never slang
Lullaby welcomes me home meekly
In me lies hope boldly
But i still remain a child in the gang

Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories: adventure, funny, seasons

Wet Feet

there once was a child from the city
who grew up in fear.what a pity

she cried millions of tears
and was ignored fifty years

now in a puddle she scribbles this ditty

Poem Details | by Sara Chansarkar |
Categories: friend, funny,

You,My Friend

You, my friend make me a child again
Unlocking the silliness I hide in my brain
No dirty jokes, I tell my kids
With eyes firm under the lids
But laughing at your poop jokes, I can’t restrain