Limerick Poems About Miracle | Miracle Limerick Poems

Affronted

CEO Andrew Sykes took a social crash dive
he asked a clerk when her baby would arrive.
"I'm not pregnant!" she exclaimed
her face was red and inflamed.
'Tis a miracle he fled her presence alive.

It's a Miracle!

There once was a drifting skydiver.
He looked down below with grave terror.
He was falling in a tarn.
At an alligator farm –
So he prayed, then he ran on the water!

© July 11, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Though Nothing Is a Miracle

Once there was a man called Uncle Miracle
This fellow's intellectual awakening is no miracle
though nothing is a miracle
though everything is miracle
bloody miracle is for believers! right Uncle?

A Warless Year

Maybe this year will see an end of hostilities
The world needs a break what are the possibilities
Probably zero to none
Putting war on the run
Us humans certainly have the capabilities


© Jack Ellison 2016

Miracle Dinner

 Miracle dinner

Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!

July 2, 2017

While Eating Spinach

Set a new record for writing these limericks
Wrote this snappy one in less than a minute
Took quite the risk
Of dislocating a disc
And to top it all off, I was eating spinach

Pond Across the Road

Pond Across The Road


How brazen the turtle called painted!
His friends watched in horror! then feinted!
Zag that way! Zig here!
Missed the truck that hauls beer!
A miracle! they called him! then sainted!

Inspired By Jans Bawdy Limerick

I once knew a man named Asheet
Who had to go poop when he peed
When faced with a urinal
He can performed a great miracle
It's something you all have to see

Miracle Number Won

MADD mothers were doing just fine
Until Jesus made water wine
After a wedding
Wine smooths the bedding
Whilst organs arouse the divine

Flibbertigibbet

Flibbertigibbet
a Limerick
By: Miracle Man
12-17-2019

She was flibbertigibbet or a female fool,
She used her men like they were her tool.
A heart like a stone,
She wound up alone,
And no longer does she resemble a jewel.

Hank

Hank
a Limerick
By: Miracle Man
12-17-2019

I awoke this morning, mind most blank,
Thinking of a neighbor who we call Hank.
With little intention,
He had an invention,
Now his smile accompanies him to the bank

Morning Thoughts

Morning Thoughts
Miracle Man
5-6-2022

This morning finds me in deep reflection,
of a time in life when needing correction.
But hearing my plea,
Jesus appeared to me,
and gave to my life new sense of direction.

A Fireplace Is Mesmorizing

A fireplace in the living room
Does wonders sweeping away the gloom 
It's mesmerizing
Spirits rising
Rest is swept away by a celestial broom

Two Joe's

A Limerick About
Two Joe’s
Written: By Miracle Man
1/22/2021

Two Joe’s named Namath and Theismann,
now each is a Medicare criesman.
I've been thinking of late,
as a pro both seemed great,
but in college, got no Heisman.

Santa's Stocking Scuttle

The Judiciary would not budge
For Lawrence van Dyke was a smudge
He knew not his job
But how to hobnob
So Trump made him a lifetime Judge

The Whistleblower's indirect goal
Was to stop Donald Trump burning coal
By some miracle
Trump's stocking is full -
Just reward for selling his soul?

Making Whoopie While Social Distancing

making whoopie while social distancing
a most magical and wonderous feat
but you must have a long tool
or become the town fool
as you plead with and stretch out your weenie

Benevolent

Benevolent 
Limerick 
Written: by “Miracle Man”
7/10/2018

I once knew this man, who was quite benevolent,
But began showing signs of becoming malevolent;
His heart brimmed with hate,
He became easy to exasperate.
Since his passing civility is much more prevalent.

Season of Miracles

Suddenly Donald JTrump got things right
He signed the COVID relief bill tonight
  He had screamed for more money
  Until it was not funny
He finally saw the holiday light

Good Bad Happy Sad

To the depth of my soul, I'm in love with life
Whether filled with joy or occasional strife
The good with the bad
Happiness and sad
Too bad we don't get to go around twice