Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
betrayal, culture, love, lust, marriage, miracle, relationship,
Some folk are prone to love affairs
For sex rewards the one who dares
They are hot to trot
Because they forgot
Miracles don't happen in pairs!
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Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
beach, bird, boy, funny, magic, miracle,
An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
how i feel,
Knowing Or Learning
Miracle Man
4/27/2024
Should any man think, that he knows it all,
he’s setting himself up for a king sized fall.
A mind that’s churning,
Will keep you learning,
So you don’t end up behind the eight ball.
Poem Details | by
Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories:
caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,
Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
we offered them beer,
later we found cheer--
they stepped aside to let it outflow.
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
funny,
If I won the lottery today,
I would shout "Hip, hip, hooray!"
It would be a miracle, no doubt,
If it really came about,
As I've not bought a ticket to play.
1/3/12 for Susan Burch's Lottery Limerick contest
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
miracle,
I'm happy as poop, got the results of my brain scan
They had a hard time finding it when the scanner began
It sputtered and screeched
Till my bum it did reach
Out of place but 'twas an “all's well that ENDs well” exam
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
baby, humor,
CEO Andrew Sykes took a social crash dive
he asked a clerk when her baby would arrive.
"I'm not pregnant!" she exclaimed
her face was red and inflamed.
'Tis a miracle he fled her presence alive.
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
angst, animals
There once was a drifting skydiver.
He looked down below with grave terror.
He was falling in a tarn.
At an alligator farm –
So he prayed, then he ran on the water!
© July 11, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a man called Uncle Miracle
This fellow's intellectual awakening is no miracle
though nothing is a miracle
though everything is miracle
bloody miracle is for believers! right Uncle?
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
miracle,
Maybe this year will see an end of hostilities
The world needs a break what are the possibilities
Probably zero to none
Putting war on the run
Us humans certainly have the capabilities
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Sandison Jumbo |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Miracle dinner
Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!
July 2, 2017
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
miracle,
Set a new record for writing these limericks
Wrote this snappy one in less than a minute
Took quite the risk
Of dislocating a disc
And to top it all off, I was eating spinach
Poem Details | by
James Marshall Goff |
Categories:
nature
Pond Across The Road
How brazen the turtle called painted!
His friends watched in horror! then feinted!
Zag that way! Zig here!
Missed the truck that hauls beer!
A miracle! they called him! then sainted!
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
humorous,
I once knew a man named Asheet
Who had to go poop when he peed
When faced with a urinal
He can performed a great miracle
It's something you all have to see
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
miracle,
A fireplace in the living room
Does wonders sweeping away the gloom
It's mesmerizing
Spirits rising
Rest is swept away by a celestial broom
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
wine,
MADD mothers were doing just fine
Until Jesus made water wine
After a wedding
Wine smooths the bedding
Whilst organs arouse the divine
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
business, friend, money,
Hank
a Limerick
By: Miracle Man
12-17-2019
I awoke this morning, mind most blank,
Thinking of a neighbor who we call Hank.
With little intention,
He had an invention,
Now his smile accompanies him to the bank
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
for her, memory, woman,
Flibbertigibbet
a Limerick
By: Miracle Man
12-17-2019
She was flibbertigibbet or a female fool,
She used her men like they were her tool.
A heart like a stone,
She wound up alone,
And no longer does she resemble a jewel.
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
jesus, prayer,
Morning Thoughts
Miracle Man
5-6-2022
This morning finds me in deep reflection,
of a time in life when needing correction.
But hearing my plea,
Jesus appeared to me,
and gave to my life new sense of direction.
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
football, sports,
A Limerick About
Two Joe’s
Written: By Miracle Man
1/22/2021
Two Joe’s named Namath and Theismann,
now each is a Medicare criesman.
I've been thinking of late,
as a pro both seemed great,
but in college, got no Heisman.
Poem Details | by
Anthony Biaanco |
Categories:
angst, miracle, prayer, romance, sensual, sexy,
making whoopie while social distancing
a most magical and wonderous feat
but you must have a long tool
or become the town fool
as you plead with and stretch out your weenie
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
christmas, political,
The Judiciary would not budge
For Lawrence van Dyke was a smudge
He knew not his job
But how to hobnob
So Trump made him a lifetime Judge
The Whistleblower's indirect goal
Was to stop Donald Trump burning coal
By some miracle
Trump's stocking is full -
Just reward for selling his soul?
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
hate, love,
Benevolent
Limerick
Written: by “Miracle Man”
7/10/2018
I once knew this man, who was quite benevolent,
But began showing signs of becoming malevolent;
His heart brimmed with hate,
He became easy to exasperate.
Since his passing civility is much more prevalent.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
miracle,
To the depth of my soul, I'm in love with life
Whether filled with joy or occasional strife
The good with the bad
Happiness and sad
Too bad we don't get to go around twice
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
hate, jobs, work,
Few Like The Tax Man
Miracle Man
5/26/2023
I come from a small town named Shuster,
my father was the property tax adjuster.
He was always working late,
Toward him was much hate.
so when queried on taxes he’d filibuster.