Limerick Poems About Spring | Spring Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: spring,

Spring Forward

In spring time fresh flowers are rising New lambs in the fields – not surprising In every hedgerow and tree Lush beauty will surround me It’s heaven; there is no disguising 02~16~15 Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9

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Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: garden, humor, spring,

Gardening Time, Everybody

Now that spring has arrived on the scene
to get out in the garden I'm keen
can't let one more day pass
without cutting the grass
since the light through my window is green!



Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: spring, winter,

Spring Forward 2

There once was a seed in the ground
Waiting for Spring to come around
Her patience gave way
Came up anyway
Now she is frozen to the ground


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Do You Fancy a Roll

A sexy young lady from Dover Was ready to get her leg over A quick roll in the hay Any time night or day Her boyfriend admits he's in clover 02~28~ 2015 checked with how many syllables 8 8 6 6 8 Contest: Spring forward - Debbie Guzzi ~awarded 6th place~


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Hot Jalapenos

Eating jalapenos, boy did I sing
Mouth was on fire so was my ring
Burnt going in one way 
And out the in the same day
Which end do I cool first in the gushing water spring



Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: flying, history, humor, silly, word play,

Making Airplanes

Making airplanes is Wichita's main thing
The worlds air capital, said Bing news last spring
Cessna, and Lear jet
Are great you can bet,
But there was a story about Boeing on Bing!


Poem Details | by Jim Healey |
Categories: nature, spring,

Early Spring

The first crocus appeared, showing much pluck
in spite of the cold, trying her luck.
But then the wind hit her
and the wind was so bitter
that the crocus thought "This just sucks!"


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny, sea

Avoiding Amputation

I watched the sailfish spring from the sea

Had no wings, an enigma to me

     Why in flight did it embark?
     
     Pursuit by a great white shark

Its sail would soon be an amputee


Poem Details | by Kim Shaw |
Categories: betrayal, funny love,

Spring Forward

I can't hear, said the man to his wife
Did you say, that you're holding a knife?!

with her hands hid behind
a smile not truly kind

Lunging forward he sprang for his life!




Submission for poetry contest:  Spring Forward (Limerick)


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: dark, humor,

Crocodile Tears

He made her life a living hell.
Her heart immune to the death knell
She breaks down and cries
Tears spring from her eyes
Her acting days now serve her well.

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Contest: Open Poetry 
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
11th July, 2015
Placed 7th


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: fun, spring,

Spring Forward

This winter I am so much over
I need to run out in the clover
Time for spring to forward
Maybe I'll just move shoreward
And spend my time as a fearful rover.

Contest:  Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: spring,

Why Sammy Loves Spring

In the spring, Sammy loves planting trees. With his son, he flies kites in the breeze. But his favorite thing Is at night performing With his wife like the birds and the bees! For A Brian Strand July 6 Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend

Emmmmm Good

The spring in my pants was so dandy.
She wanted to suck it like candy.
When she closed her eyes.
I gave my surprise.
Never saw a girl quite that handy!


For Francine Roberts "Wow me in 5 lines" contest


Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: humor, spring,

Spring Chicken

 limerick 

There was a spring chicken named Brewster.
He was the school’s number one booster,
      but this spring he forward-sprang
      from the girls’ room overhang.
Now he’s called - the naughty old rooster.


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: spring,

Spring Time

The sun came to see us today
Does that mean spring is on it’s way
Flowers Blooming
And trees budding
Do we think it is here to stay?

Contest: Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

A Green Christmas

Looks like we could have a green Christmas this year Which is great as long as it snows on that day, d'ya hear Just that special day Then melt all away Let's not go overboard, can't wait for spring to appear © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: goodbye, humor,

A Man and His Chair

His favorite chair had a broken spring
He was quite fond of the ugly old thing
But his brand new beau
Said ” this thing must go!"
And that was the end of their short lived fling


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: age, humor,

The Thrill Was Gone-For Contest

Old Paddy wanted to have a last fling
But quite unresponsive was his old “thing”
He takes a small pill
To get back the thrill
He’s not expected to last until spring



2/19/16


Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: animal, nature, sexy,

Spring Fling

Spring Fling


In the midst of the instinct to mate
she went sniffing around for a date
and once on the scent
all her energy spent
succumbed to spring’s arduous fate


John GLawless
3/4/2015

submitted to – Spring Forward – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Debbie Guzzi


Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: funny,

The Sailor's Itch

The Sailors Itch


Beneath a bright Valentine’s Moon
He gave her the gift much too soon
now they’re itchin’ and scratchin’
with off spring a-hatchin’
Those crabs he brought home from Rangoon


John GLawless
2/26/2015


Poem Details | by Faleshia Murphy |
Categories: seasonsspring, spring,

Spring (Limerick)

Spring spring how nice of you to come
So happy all the cold and snow is done
  Let's enjoy the flowers the birds and the bees
  Fun things to watch like leaves grow back on trees
I love spring and I know I'm not the only one


Poem Details | by Sean Fahrnebruch |
Categories: dark, death, depression, happy, journey, spring, write,

Happy

To die before you die is worse then death itself.
Time doesn’t stop as you are sprung backwards.
Now you have to climb forward
Desperately yearning to revert to your normal self.
Desperately wanting something to spring you back to where you were, happy.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Old Mother Nature

Okay, Okay, enough already with this crap Spring can come anytime now, just look at a map It's not the north pole It's taking it's toll Old Mother Nature must be having a nap


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Big Grinnies

There's happy day's coming just up ahead When spring raises it's sleepy old head With a yawn and a stretch Winter's outta her that old wretch So relieved we'll all sport big grinnies instead


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

What the Spring Sprung

Tonight I thought passion would bring
But not in the shape of a bed spring
The very moment I peaked
I felt what was breached
Now I am so very hampered in upswing






~*~ For Francine's "Wow Me in 5 Lines" contest ~*~