Limerick Poems About Blue | Blue Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Sara Etgen-Baker |
Categories: cute love, valentines day,

A Valentine's Limerick Poetry Contest--Cupid's Quirky Arrow

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cupid's arrow, sharp and sly, Hit us both, oh my, oh my! Love's a comedy, we've found, In laughter, our hearts are bound, Together, under love's blue sky.

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

You Must Look After Your Elf

Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick His red nose was gleaming Blue eyes they were streaming I hope that Santa will give him some Vick 24th December 2014

Poem Details | by Kash Poet |
Categories: funny,

Santa With Running Nose

Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."

Poem Details | by Probir Gupta |
Categories: emotions,

If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton


Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: funny, grandparents, longing, lust, night, nostalgia, silly,

Impure Thoughts

On her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers

May 19, 2019
for Tania Kitchin's Bawdy Limericks Contest

Poem Details | by Kayla Fielding |
Categories: anxiety, blue, bullying,

Who Am I

Who am I?
My heart, it always cries
I guess I will never really know
which way does water flow?
who am I?

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: inspirational,

Jan U Wary

The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: animal, humor,


A blue footed Booby called Dougal
had a beak that was shaped like a bugle
so it may have looked funny
but it held all his money
that Booby named Dougal was frugal.

11th September 2018
For contest 'Animal Limerick', sponsor Charles Messina

Poem Details | by Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories: valentines day,

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue

Roses are red, violets are blue
Through my telescope I spy on you
           But the idea was yours
          Even the unlocked doors 
Love thy neighbor is up for review

Feb 8, 2022

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: blue, love, red, sweet, together, uplifting, valentines day,

A Valentine’s Limerick

Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew

Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: freedom,

Innocent Courage

She rises, my little girl, a small crown
Of blooms, purple jumper, and white blouseDown
Town, she holds a yellow, blue
Flag on broom stick and walks through
Stepping on toy tanks she found all around.


Poem Details | by Tony Ajah |
Categories: social, dream, dream,

Nigeria of My Dream

A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: funny, religion,

Needy Pastor

The pastor was feeling quite blue,
       Pennies on his plate were few,
       So he gave a blazing rendition
     On the church's tithing tradition
 And the pennies on his plate soon grew.

Poem Details | by Gail Debole |
Categories: animals,

Monkeying Around

Written by Gail DeBole

The white-handed Gibbon swung high
     but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
    'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: love, sports

Boys In Blue

Football is my favourite sport
The two below are whom I support
Rangers and Everton, my teams
When they win I so beam
This game of games I import

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: humorous,

Deaf Husband

I'm just about deaf because of me wife,
Her very loud voice has caused all the strife,
It always goes up an octave or two
When she thinks I've made an incredible blue,
Trouble is I've been making mistakes all of me life.

Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funny

Football My Fav

There once was a sports game called football.
Where the players knew how to trip and fall.
   They were clumsy it's true.
    You see they wore Panther's blue.
And the coach never knew what to call.

*for Royal Trevino's "My favorite sport (Limerick)" contest

Poem Details | by Kate Sparks |
Categories: funny, gender, humorous,


A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: love,

An Overpowering Temptation

I found a new joy that's beyond explanation A friendship so real, I make this proclamation One that's so true A real true blue Quickly gave into the overpowering temptation © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: love, wedding

At Sunset


a beautiful love shared by two
bound in Gods word near the ocean of blue
happiness did begin 
together until the end
as she softly whispered "I Do"


Poet Rick Parise

Picture 4


Poem Details | by Earle Brown |
Categories: angst

I Cry Rivers For the Ocean

Republican fountain flows black
 on blue seas metamorphic rock, 
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.

Poem Details | by Mike Dailey |
Categories: fantasy,


Pinocchio’s wife had it good
She’d thank lucky stars if she could
For you see in the change
The Blue Fairy arranged
To leave the guy plenty of wood

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

Flowers Would Gasp

Once knew this man from Peru His body odour was disgusting peewww Whenever he passed Flowers would gasp As the air turned a violety blue © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

What a Todo

Sally went to a wedding its true
was told to wear something that's blue
so she wore panties with lace
should see the look on their face
when she took them off in the loo

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: hope, political

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Like sheep on a steep rocky slope,
We need to have guidance to cope.
We might fall and slide down
To the sea and all drown.
Heed the ShepherdHe’s our only hope.