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Limerick Poems About Education
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
education,
What can two hydrogen; one oxygen be,
here’s a really good hint, it makes up the sea.
so now we should know,
water is H2O.
Now let us work this out; what is K9P?
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
books, education, humorous, word play,
There once was a man, a scholar became
He had a great many books to his name
They fell on his head
And then he was dead
They said, "He only had his shelf to blame"
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
A day at the zoo can be tough
As animals tend to play rough
So mom said, "Whoa!
Its time to go!"
When bull elephants did some stuff
Poem Details | by
Bartholomew Williams |
Categories:
books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,
A lazy student known as Burt,
To parents and teachers was curt.
With little knowledge,
Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!
12/22/18
Poem Details | by
Earl Schumacker |
Categories:
crazy, education, fun, society,
Gun Control
There once was a boy called Bum
Who shaped his finger in school like a gun
They told him he failed
Threw him in jail
His education is over and done
Poem Details | by
Vee Bdosa |
Categories:
angel, creation, education, muse, truth,
THE RIGHTMAN
i'LL not apologize for being white,
nor being male, nor being right
The world is how we've made it be
enjoyed by all, for all to see,
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa
Poem Details | by
Daljit Khankhana |
Categories:
caregiving, christmas, cowboy-western, education,
GOD: the goodness of determination,
a standard for better living creation.
to differentiate a civil or wild nation,
for smoothness a better flow no tension,
only patience, belief, trust asks to confirm.
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
childhood, education, funny, teen,
There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!
Poem Details | by
Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories:
education, future, irony, satire, youth,
Oh how awesome a condom, marvelous invention!
Stopping them from this direction and the other direction
But the risk when it bursts
More than just being bust
Is a disease riddled infant who'll need your protection
(c) Nyongelma
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
education, life, native american, nature
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The Indian Healer gathered willow
Dried medicinal bark like dried tallow
When fever came to the camp
Small dose when with fever damp
Relieves many of tribe from the deathblow
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,
my math teachers fav'rite cat
likes to wear a baseball hat
when the class stares it down
it will hiss with a frown
yankees man are where its at.
Poem Details | by
Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories:
education,
A Prophet is not one who can predict future acts.
He’s given the grace to see and relate the facts.
To those who are blind,
he appears most unkind,
And is susceptible to all kinds of attacks.
Poem Details | by
John Monteblanco |
Categories:
education, passion
I always wanted to be a baseball player for the New York Mets
But I never wanted to try my best so I just looked like a hopeless stem
One day I'll show them all
I'ma be the only one standing tall
As for the dreams that can be obtained right now, I'm going full force at them.
Poem Details | by
Val Jennings |
Categories:
appreciation, blessing, brother, character, education, inspirational, prison,
I once had a brother in prison.
He knew what in life he was missin"
So he spent out his days
in profitable ways
and learned because he could listen.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
education, funny, people, philosophy, satire, thank you,
The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap
Poem Details | by
Jeremy henderson |
Categories:
education
it seems like i study alot
and history most have forgot
if we never learn
our planet will burn
educationour only shot
Poem Details | by
Black Eyed Susan |
Categories:
education, girlfriend-boyfriend, people,
You complained, “Don’t come over today -
My throat’s sore, I’m tired, and achy.”
So why are you nude,
In bed with some dude?
If you’re going to lie, pull down the shades!
Poem Details | by
Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories:
education,
We all acknowledge that college
Is a font of much good knowledge
But we should also acknowledge
That there is much good knowledge
Way out and away from college
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
education, humorous,
In hopes of gaining a heap of knowledge,
Frank had blown a ton of dough for college!
But to be perfectly frank,
He'd have more bucks in the bank,
If he was a plumber, he'd acknowledge!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Robb A. Kopp |
Categories:
education
Today I tried and fell astray
With students I tried to convey
With my Kids I pleaded
A degree is needed
Tomorrow is another day
Poem Details | by
POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a don called “Bang roseu”
His policy “vocabulary I bang when I speaku”
“Mutton, chicken coming going” he say
“All roam like goats, dogs and hen” to say
Bloody this boss is a guardian saint of education! bang roseu!
Poem Details | by
Nick Bagnall |
Categories:
education, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Two virgin lovers, now have learned
A lesson they wish they had spurned
Of the birds and the bees
His poor carpet burnt knees
Next time, to the bed they adjourned
Nick Bagnall
Contest entry for : THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
Poem Details | by
POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a man called Dominic, the sole experience!
His wisdom is not by education, by sole experience!
“Grudge, the mighty driving force-
is good in the world of evil”-mighty force!
Bloody no comic is wise by sole experience !
Poem Details | by
cecil hickman |
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, life, philosophy, satire
Banana went to culinary college
Yellow, firm, wanted so much knowledge,
Standing up in last class,
Ending up in large mass,
Now was the time for all to acknowledge.
Written for
Sponsor Deborah Guzzi
Contest Name The once was a man from Dunkirk.
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, education, fantasy, children, funny, imagination, introspection, life, mystery, places, science, science fiction, space, uplifting, visionaryme,
Na- Nu Na-Nu
greetings earthlings How do you do
I'm captain Zendor from planet Sur Render
shazbot someone crashed into my spaceship's fender
hit me so hard made me go krap-poo