Limerick Poems About Birds | Bird Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jesse Rowe |
Categories: bird, food, funny,


They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.

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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,

Unfortunate Singer

my friend quigley likes to sing

really almost any thing

till once a high note

caused a bird to float

back down to earth less one wing.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: conflict, humorous, relationship,

A Little Bird Told Me

Sue decided to send Jim a tweet She used words that were quite indiscreet Calling him a fat turd - (Using another word) Their romance has taken a back seat! 12~23~16

Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: fun,


Oh honey I'm sure we are sinking
the tides coming in I am thinking
but then love is above all
did I hear a love bird call?
No it’s the mud in my eye winking.

 © Harry J Horsman 2020

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: bird, fantasy, silly,

Bad Luck Duck

There was a duck down on his luck
Who froze in the back of a truck
When found back in town
They said with a frown
There was not enough down on the duck!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

God Created Things With Wings

God Created Things With Wings

God had created things with wings,
And the best out of us always brings;
Like a lamb,
Happy am,
When we will hear a bird that sings.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible,

Gershon Wonders

I've always been good with a sling
And can hit a bird on the wing
But Dave hit a giant
Who was not complaint
And for that, they made him a king?

Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: beach, bird, boy, funny, magic, miracle,

The Big Surprise

An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: bird, girl, humorous,

Lucy's Goosey

There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.

For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever

Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!

For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: bird, children,


There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
     That went for a wading walk,
        With his long stout bill
         He caught fish at will,
   It sure made the other birds gawk.

Poem Details | by Susan Mills |
Categories: nature

Do Do Birds

A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!

Poem Details | by Theresa A.K.A. Reecie |
Categories: funny,

Angry Bird

He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: funny,

You Are What You Eat

There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny,

A Sassy Potty Mouth Bird Has Changed Her Ways

~ There once was a Bird named Cher who's resolution was not to swear she duct taped her beak where not a word could leak and fluttered her wings in prayer ~

Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny,

Birds and Bees

Said a bee to a bird , we can't fail ,

 With your sweet sexy song , bang-in-scale

 When I'm lovin' you..please

 Don't fart , belch or sneeze

 'Cause there might be a sting in the tail

Sean Kelly

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: bird, flying, humorous,

Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly

I looked at a bird flying high Its poop landed up in my eye I looked such a disgrace As it slid down my face Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry FICTION WRITE! 01~06~17

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Musings of a Wise Old Owl

Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,

   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,

       But I wisely perch in pines,

          Not on hot transmission lines!

             If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,

Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

My Dickie Bird

My poor little dickie bird once confided in me He'd give anything if he could only be free A zipper, to his chagrin Keeps dear dickie within So when I look down he's not staring back at me © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,

Samanthas Tree

sammy scampered up a tree

to see what she might see

so far she boosted

an old owl roosted

on sams precarious knee.

Poem Details | by Dawn Gordon |
Categories: animalshappy, blue, happy,

Blue From Rio

Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio", A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know, A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land, Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand, Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.

Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny,

Bombs Away

Once was robin-bird
Acted quite absurd
Bombed friend once; did it twice
Gall to even mark her thrice!
Don't care to explain what heard!

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, nature,

Feathering Its Nest

Wes Wilson wore a toupee
which cost him a month's pay.
Then one night
it took flight
when spotted by a bird of prey.

Poem Details | by Sara Chansarkar |
Categories: bird, nature,


Tiny little birds perched on cattail stems Enjoy the swings gentle breeze brings them I aim my phone for a picture Off they fly, irked at the gesture Pardon me birdies, for creating mayhem Written : 07/17/2016 Contest:"One Stanza-One Only" by Broken Wings

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