Limerick Poems About Mom | Mom Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Poke It!!!

Her mom has a wart on her face that grows
How that thing got there nobody knows
I looked to my wife and said
"Poke it, I think that its dead"
She said, "Stop it!, that thing is her nose"

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Poem Details | by Winged Warrior |
Categories: christmas, parents, romantic,

Seducing Santa

I saw mom and Santa having a chat She told him he was much too fat She then grabbed his behind With eyes closed kissed him blind Then they both fell on the mat Nov.17.2019 Holiday Themed Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Sex Education For Kids

A day at the zoo can be tough
As animals tend to play rough
So mom said, "Whoa!
Its time to go!"
When bull elephants did some stuff

Poem Details | by Thabang Ngoma |
Categories: fathers day, golf, memory,

Golf Day This Dad

You drove the ball high
It flew and touched the sky
I heard, “FORE!"
And ducked therefore
But the ball hit my thigh

Some of the things mom never knew happened;-)

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: childhood, sports

Little League

He looked so darned small at the plate
For the pitch he just couldn't wait
Got a high fast ball
He swung for the wall
You'r out! But to mom he did great!

For the Favorite Sport contest....

Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: funny, satire

Whine On Mogen David Wine

Mom used to drink this wine for a tonic,
I had no idea she meant a colonic.
So I snuck some of this swill,
moved more than an EX LAX pill
cause the gas sounds were quite polyphonic!

Written 6/22/2011 for the ‘Bottle of Wine” contest

Poem Details | by Panya Chanthavong |
Categories: baby, father son, kids, girl, love, mom, son,

The Only Girl

Hey Son, I wrote this to warn you
In your whole life, many girls are coming through 
You might have only girl to love her much over
But you have to remember that do not hurt your mother
She is my only girl too...

Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: fish, humorous,


Mom adores when I do the dishes
If I don't, I'll swim with the fishes
Then my mama will win
She'll never cook again
She'll eat sushi that is delicious

Poem Details | by Ralph Taylor |
Categories: childhood, family

Randa's Little Bears

It's a picture of Lucas and me.

We're cuties you have to agree.

     The love that we share

     with our Mom "Randa Bear",

is in the smile on my face that you see.

Poet: Ralph Taylor  5/2/11
Contest:  Brotherly Love

Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,

New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Soccer Mom Ninja

If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla Vicious and surly This dangerous girlie Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny


My naive picture of Burlesque
Some lovely ladies junoesque
Slapstick humor risky
Dancers rather frisky.
Mom would consider it grotesque.

For Miranda's contest

won an hm

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, word play, words, writing,

Conversation Overheard For Jan's Limerick

I heard he gave her a rogering Rogers mom said totally disgusting Conversation overheard No wonder she's disturbed He actually gave her Rogers Ring

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: humor, humorous, philosophy, political, society,


To be truly and deeply Confucian, we don’t need a refined constitution. Just obey mom and dad. Choose the good — not the bad. Serve the Emperor, S/shun revolution.

Poem Details | by Randy Steele |
Categories: children, funny, mother

One Way Or Another

Actions speak louder than words
A saying I thought was absurd
Till Mom showed the way
If I don’t obey
The paddle tells things went unheard

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: food, mother, me,

A Bowl of Lucky Charms

Mom, give me a bowl of Lucky Charms,
I'll grow as you raise my arms...
see a taller me,
or much sillier me.
Mom, get me more of those Lucky Charms!

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun, funny,


Patricia dawdled through the breakfast
Mom got angry, sent her to Belfast
There she learnt how to run
And how to eat a bun
And returned with the bread crumbs amassed

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,

Limerick For Sullivan

I paced as the coffee brewed
To one spot Sully stayed glued
"Dad where is my mom?"
She was held in Guam
Because her pug nose was skewed

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,


Sul-li-ee-van, yes mom
Where is my CD-ROM?
Meenie knows
She once paws
Dorothea's sitcom

Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: angst,

Silent Threat

Think Mom dumb? Fear makes numb! Fink Cupid's arrow Fly like sparrow Why succomb?

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Don'T Be a Gobbler

There once was a young lad named Oliver His Mom told him, “Don't be a gobbler!” She also said , “Son, Ain't no prize to be won!” The fuzz will be checking your swallometer © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

For Pete's Sake

Which Pete was “for Pete's sake” uttered When mom got flustered, she always muttered This time honoured phrase From back in the day Riding buggies for two that were covered © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor, parents,

Potential Energy

Old girlfriends, my dad’s drifting down that path,
Into death valley as my mom seethes wrath.
The old man’s gone crazy.
His mind sharp, not lazy.
Mom’s dried the dishesDad’s in the flight path.


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humorous,

Bad Mom

There was a young girl from Nantucket

whose blouse was so long, Mom yelled, "Tuck it!"

Then that mother saw red

when her daughter's thumb bled,

screeching, "There are no bandaidsSuck it!"

April 10, 2018  Cheer up, Viv!
For the Traditional Limerick Contest

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, confusion, farm, humorous, mother, mother son, soccer,


once an old con named bob hanks

greeted each teller with thanks

oh please call me dom

i'm named for my mom

as he thieved his way through banks.