Limerick Poems About The Moon | Moon Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humor, metaphor,

Dust

There once was a housewife named Claire
Who shook out her mop in the air
The dust whirled like stars
The Earth, Moon, and Mars-
Who’s shaking a dust mop up there?

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Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funnyme, me,

Full Moon

I went to the doctor one day in June
I just wanted to keep my heart in tune
He had me take off my clothes
Then told me to touch my toes
And then he caused me to howl at the moon



Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon In Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: friendship, funny

The Flight of the Moonbee

(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)

You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: animal,

I Wish That I Was

I wish that I was a baboon

to make all the lady apes swoon.

On my chest I would pound.

Then I’d strut all around,

drop my pants, and show them my moon.


For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest



Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: happiness

The Virgo With Taurus Moon

My Moon is in Taurus, so though
I’m Virgo Sun,  you ought to know
There’s a whole lot of soul
In a hot virgin bull;
It’s a combo magnifico!


For P.D.'s "Zodiac Race"


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny,

Moon Pie

two small chimps sitting on a limb
can’t tell which is the her or him
pretending to fight
they do it all night
starting soon as the lights go dim

For John's Limerick contest
Oct 5 2011


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, moon,

The Man In the Moon's Surprise

The man in the moon crooned such a tune

That the cow jumped over and mooned

     But a methane gas

     The bovine did pass     

The man struck a match and kaboom!


Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: funny,

The Sailor's Itch

The Sailors Itch


Beneath a bright Valentine’s Moon
He gave her the gift much too soon
now they’re itchin’ and scratchin’
with off spring a-hatchin’
Those crabs he brought home from Rangoon


John GLawless
2/26/2015


Poem Details | by Prince Agba |
Categories: wedding

Honeymoon Cocoon

Fly me to the moon
Play us the bedroom tunes
The nod-nod head of lovers’ hoots
Let’s twirl this tango as David in jolly mood
And coil in celestial honeymoon cocoon.
					
PRINCE AGBA


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

At the Moon I Will Bay

Good morning, good morning, it's a brand new day It's raining big buckets but screw it I say My heart is bursting Though the naughties are lurking At the first opportunity, at the moon I will bay © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Getting Married At Christmas

Once there was a man called sweet Christmas
took a vow to get married by one Christmas
fell in love with Madeleine balloon 
who was already with Santa moon
bloody could anyone ditch Santa by Christmas!

Written on 05-11-2013 for the contest “Getting married at Christmas” by Shadow Hamilton.


Poem Details | by Ralph Taylor |
Categories: funny,

Moonstuck

We've conquered the "Moon", says my source!

Young folks, will soon go there, in force!

        What I'd like to know,

         is when Honeymooners go,

will they call "what they do", Outercourse?


Contest: Show me the funny - Part 2


Poem Details | by Mick Free |
Categories: space,

A Minor Spectacle One Night In Arabia

Cassiopeia reclined on her cosmic beach,
Longing for Orion so out of reach.
He was showing off to the stars,
As he spiked the Moon over Mars,
Wondering what next Venus would teach.


Poem Details | by Simon Kirwin |
Categories: natural disasters, summer,

Late Summer Love

When the hail finally came a poundin
and the balls of ice were a moundin'
I was making love in my room
by the light of the evening moon
but my wife screamed "no stop, it's to soon!"


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: love,

He - a Loverick

He sits in wonder of the night the moon, the stars, all shining bright a wish he makes her hand he takes shortly, his dreams will be in sight


Poem Details | by Audrey Haick |
Categories: funny, introspection

Useless Resolutions

What shall I resolve to do this New Year? Why should I even bother or care? Should I fly to the moon Eat salad with a spoon Either one is quite useless, I fear ~*~


Poem Details | by Luke Irwin |
Categories: food,

Sweet N' Salty

Pecan, pumpkin, apple or key lime;
I save room for dessert every time.
To really make me swoon,
and bark out at the moon
Salted caramel cheesecake is sublime!


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: art, funny,

Slick Limerick

~ They call me the Pondering Poet if there's love to be found, I'll show it with euphony divine under boughs I will shine although once in a blue moon, I'll blow it... ~ A P.DContest ___________________________________


Poem Details | by Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories: beautiful, lonely, moon,

Without You

Staring at the shy pale moon*  
I came to realize rather soon  
That without you on my side 
My sorrow wasn’t able to hide      
That bright night of month June!

  

© Demetrios Trifiatis
    27 MARCH 2014


*Inspired by a Limerick written
  by Mystic Rose!


Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

Moon Picture

Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune


Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: cat, death, fantasy, fear, halloween, moon, scary,

Ghost Cat

There once was a white cat I knew
Who had feathers; a ghost cat who flew
Through the shimmering streams
Of the moon’s silver beams
Leaving slain doves in the dew

by Gail


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pain,

A Hit In the Groin

This is for men, is there anything more painful Than being hit 'tween the legs, no way to be graceful You clutch at your groin Animals do join Baying at the moon reverting to their instincts prenatal © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories: anniversary, moon, voyage,

Walking On the Moon

Fifty years ago on the moon went Man

T'was a trip that had long before begun

When he dreamed flying up high

To soar wished and reach the sky

Now planets wants to conquer if he can!





© Demetrios Trifiatis
       21 July 2019


Poem Details | by Gary Thomas |
Categories: moon,

Moon of the Sea of Debussy

Oh I do so love Debussy

     And his mystical tides of the sea

     And I swoon with the moon

     At the sweet Clair de Lune 

     As its melody so gently sweeps over me.