Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
humor, metaphor,
Dust
There once was a housewife named Claire
Who shook out her mop in the air
The dust whirled like stars
The Earth, Moon, and Mars-
Who’s shaking a dust mop up there?
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funnyme, me,
Full Moon
I went to the doctor one day in June
I just wanted to keep my heart in tune
He had me take off my clothes
Then told me to touch my toes
And then he caused me to howl at the moon
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, planet, stars,
The Moon In Astrology
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
friendship, funny
The Flight of the Moonbee
(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)
You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
animal,
I Wish That I Was
I wish that I was a baboon
to make all the lady apes swoon.
On my chest I would pound.
Then I’d strut all around,
drop my pants, and show them my moon.
For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
happiness
The Virgo With Taurus Moon
My Moon is in Taurus, so though
I’m Virgo Sun, you ought to know
There’s a whole lot of soul
In a hot virgin bull;
It’s a combo magnifico!
For P.D.'s "Zodiac Race"
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, moon,
The Man In the Moon's Surprise
The man in the moon crooned such a tune
That the cow jumped over and mooned
But a methane gas
The bovine did pass
The man struck a match and kaboom!
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny,
Moon Pie
two small chimps sitting on a limb
can’t tell which is the her or him
pretending to fight
they do it all night
starting soon as the lights go dim
For John's Limerick contest
Oct 5 2011
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
funny,
The Sailor's Itch
The Sailors Itch
Beneath a bright Valentine’s Moon
He gave her the gift much too soon
now they’re itchin’ and scratchin’
with off spring a-hatchin’
Those crabs he brought home from Rangoon
John GLawless
2/26/2015
Written by
Prince Agba
Categories:
wedding
Honeymoon Cocoon
Fly me to the moon
Play us the bedroom tunes
The nod-nod head of lovers’ hoots
Let’s twirl this tango as David in jolly mood
And coil in celestial honeymoon cocoon.
PRINCE AGBA
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
happiness,
At the Moon I Will Bay
Good morning, good morning, it's a brand new day
It's raining big buckets but screw it I say
My heart is bursting
Though the naughties are lurking
At the first opportunity, at the moon I will bay
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Getting Married At Christmas
Once there was a man called sweet Christmas
took a vow to get married by one Christmas
fell in love with Madeleine balloon
who was already with Santa moon
bloody could anyone ditch Santa by Christmas!
Written on 05-11-2013 for the contest “Getting married at Christmas” by Shadow Hamilton.
Written by
Mick Free
Categories:
space,
A Minor Spectacle One Night In Arabia
Cassiopeia reclined on her cosmic beach,
Longing for Orion so out of reach.
He was showing off to the stars,
As he spiked the Moon over Mars,
Wondering what next Venus would teach.
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny,
Moonstuck
We've conquered the "Moon", says my source!
Young folks, will soon go there, in force!
What I'd like to know,
is when Honeymooners go,
will they call "what they do", Outercourse?
Contest: Show me the funny - Part 2
Written by
Simon Kirwin
Categories:
natural disasters, summer,
Late Summer Love
When the hail finally came a poundin
and the balls of ice were a moundin'
I was making love in my room
by the light of the evening moon
but my wife screamed "no stop, it's to soon!"
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
funny, introspection
Useless Resolutions
What shall I resolve to do this New Year?
Why should I even bother or care?
Should I fly to the moon
Eat salad with a spoon
Either one is quite useless, I fear
~*~
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
love,
He - a Loverick
He sits in wonder of the night
the moon, the stars, all shining bright
a wish he makes
her hand he takes
shortly, his dreams will be in sight
Written by
Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
anniversary, moon, voyage,
Walking On the Moon
Fifty years ago on the moon went Man
T'was a trip that had long before begun
When he dreamed flying up high
To soar wished and reach the sky
Now planets wants to conquer if he can!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
21 July 2019
Written by
Luke Irwin
Categories:
food,
Sweet N' Salty
Pecan, pumpkin, apple or key lime;
I save room for dessert every time.
To really make me swoon,
and bark out at the moon
Salted caramel cheesecake is sublime!
Written by
Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
beautiful, lonely, moon,
Without You
Staring at the shy pale moon*
I came to realize rather soon
That without you on my side
My sorrow wasn’t able to hide
That bright night of month June!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
27 MARCH 2014
*Inspired by a Limerick written
by Mystic Rose!
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
cat, death, fantasy, fear, halloween, moon, scary,
Ghost Cat
There once was a white cat I knew
Who had feathers; a ghost cat who flew
Through the shimmering streams
Of the moon’s silver beams
Leaving slain doves in the dew
by Gail
Written by
Tahera Mannan
Categories:
funny
Moon Picture
Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pain,
A Hit In the Groin
This is for men, is there anything more painful
Than being hit 'tween the legs, no way to be graceful
You clutch at your groin
Animals do join
Baying at the moon reverting to their instincts prenatal
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Noman Hamza
Categories:
beautiful,
A Prayer
It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?
Written by
Noman Hamza
Categories:
beautiful,
A Prayer
It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?