Limerick Poems About The Moon | Moon Limerick Poems
Written by Sandra Haight
Categories: humor, metaphor,

Dust

There once was a housewife named Claire
Who shook out her mop in the air
The dust whirled like stars
The Earth, Moon, and Mars-
Who’s shaking a dust mop up there?


Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funnyme, me,

Full Moon

I went to the doctor one day in June
I just wanted to keep my heart in tune
He had me take off my clothes
Then told me to touch my toes
And then he caused me to howl at the moon



Written by Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon In Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?


Written by Tim Ryerson
Categories: friendship, funny

The Flight of the Moonbee

(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)

You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?


Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: animal,

I Wish That I Was

I wish that I was a baboon

to make all the lady apes swoon.

On my chest I would pound.

Then I’d strut all around,

drop my pants, and show them my moon.


For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest



Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: happiness

The Virgo With Taurus Moon

My Moon is in Taurus, so though
I’m Virgo Sun,  you ought to know
There’s a whole lot of soul
In a hot virgin bull;
It’s a combo magnifico!


For P.D.'s "Zodiac Race"


Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: funny, moon,

The Man In the Moon's Surprise

The man in the moon crooned such a tune

That the cow jumped over and mooned

     But a methane gas

     The bovine did pass     

The man struck a match and kaboom!


Written by Charles Henderson
Categories: funny,

Moon Pie

two small chimps sitting on a limb
can’t tell which is the her or him
pretending to fight
they do it all night
starting soon as the lights go dim

For John's Limerick contest
Oct 5 2011


Written by John Lawless
Categories: funny,

The Sailor's Itch

The Sailors Itch


Beneath a bright Valentine’s Moon
He gave her the gift much too soon
now they’re itchin’ and scratchin’
with off spring a-hatchin’
Those crabs he brought home from Rangoon


John GLawless
2/26/2015


Written by Prince Agba
Categories: wedding

Honeymoon Cocoon

Fly me to the moon
Play us the bedroom tunes
The nod-nod head of lovers’ hoots
Let’s twirl this tango as David in jolly mood
And coil in celestial honeymoon cocoon.
					
PRINCE AGBA


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: happiness,

At the Moon I Will Bay

Good morning, good morning, it's a brand new day It's raining big buckets but screw it I say My heart is bursting Though the naughties are lurking At the first opportunity, at the moon I will bay © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

Getting Married At Christmas

Once there was a man called sweet Christmas
took a vow to get married by one Christmas
fell in love with Madeleine balloon 
who was already with Santa moon
bloody could anyone ditch Santa by Christmas!

Written on 05-11-2013 for the contest “Getting married at Christmas” by Shadow Hamilton.


Written by Mick Free
Categories: space,

A Minor Spectacle One Night In Arabia

Cassiopeia reclined on her cosmic beach,
Longing for Orion so out of reach.
He was showing off to the stars,
As he spiked the Moon over Mars,
Wondering what next Venus would teach.


Written by Ralph Taylor
Categories: funny,

Moonstuck

We've conquered the "Moon", says my source!

Young folks, will soon go there, in force!

        What I'd like to know,

         is when Honeymooners go,

will they call "what they do", Outercourse?


Contest: Show me the funny - Part 2


Written by Simon Kirwin
Categories: natural disasters, summer,

Late Summer Love

When the hail finally came a poundin
and the balls of ice were a moundin'
I was making love in my room
by the light of the evening moon
but my wife screamed "no stop, it's to soon!"


Written by Audrey Haick
Categories: funny, introspection

Useless Resolutions

What shall I resolve to do this New Year? Why should I even bother or care? Should I fly to the moon Eat salad with a spoon Either one is quite useless, I fear ~*~


Written by Tim Smith
Categories: love,

He - a Loverick

He sits in wonder of the night the moon, the stars, all shining bright a wish he makes her hand he takes shortly, his dreams will be in sight


Written by Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories: anniversary, moon, voyage,

Walking On the Moon

Fifty years ago on the moon went Man

T'was a trip that had long before begun

When he dreamed flying up high

To soar wished and reach the sky

Now planets wants to conquer if he can!





© Demetrios Trifiatis
       21 July 2019


Written by Luke Irwin
Categories: food,

Sweet N' Salty

Pecan, pumpkin, apple or key lime;
I save room for dessert every time.
To really make me swoon,
and bark out at the moon
Salted caramel cheesecake is sublime!


Written by Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories: beautiful, lonely, moon,

Without You

Staring at the shy pale moon*  
I came to realize rather soon  
That without you on my side 
My sorrow wasn’t able to hide      
That bright night of month June!

  

© Demetrios Trifiatis
    27 MARCH 2014


*Inspired by a Limerick written
  by Mystic Rose!


Written by Gail Foster
Categories: cat, death, fantasy, fear, halloween, moon, scary,

Ghost Cat

There once was a white cat I knew
Who had feathers; a ghost cat who flew
Through the shimmering streams
Of the moon’s silver beams
Leaving slain doves in the dew

by Gail


Written by Tahera Mannan
Categories: funny

Moon Picture

Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pain,

A Hit In the Groin

This is for men, is there anything more painful Than being hit 'tween the legs, no way to be graceful You clutch at your groin Animals do join Baying at the moon reverting to their instincts prenatal © Jack Ellison 2016


Written by Noman Hamza
Categories: beautiful,

A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?


Written by Noman Hamza
Categories: beautiful,

A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?