Limerick Poems About Art | Art Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Agnes Krampe |
Categories: fun, humorous, poetry,

For Jan

Jan always likes a good pun.
She can take any topic and run.
What she writes on a fart
May not make us swoon: "Art!",
But we'll LAUGH,'cause her poems are FUN!

For Jan who reminds me that writing should first and foremost be fun!

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Poem Details | by Beryl Edmonds |
Categories: art, confidence, future, hope,

My Legacy

Poetry to me is my legacy Poems I write to live on endlessly So like it or lump it I’ll blow my own trumpet And leave them to historic supremacy.

Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: art, humor,

Mona Lisa

Humble Olive Eloisa
Went one day to work in Pisa
She posed for awhile
Behind flashy smile
She stood in for Mona Lisa.


Poem Details | by Hannah Everett |
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not a Noodle, a Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.

Poem Details | by John Watt |
Categories: boy, food, mother, mother son, teenage,

O Teenage Metabolism, Where Art Thou

When I was a teen, I would munch
My way through the whole Sunday brunch.
I'd destroy that buffet,
Then as we walked away,
I would ask my poor mother, "When's lunch?"

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, life,

Farting Contests

All little boys like to master the fart Among their peers its considered an art It must be loud To make them proud If stinky, a winner right from the start

Poem Details | by John Chizoba Vincent |
Categories: art, beauty,

The Nigerian Dream 8

Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: death, husband, lost love, satire

Ten Little Indians

You perfected your lies to an art.
You succeeded in breaking my heart.
I shed not one tear,
for the hour is near,
when arsenic will keep us apart.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: anniversary, appreciation, art, beauty, body, funny, simile,

New Year's Resolution Inspired By John Cameron Swayze

We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex

Poem Details | by Mia Harris |
Categories: animal, art, candy, character, kids, funny, inspiration, poetry, silly,


Long ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, school, teenage, work,

All In a Day's Work

Sometimes my work is the pits - Teenagers popping their zits With consummate art They burp and they fart … I still love my job to bits! 17th November 2015

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: funny, humorous,

King Arthur

(Limerick) There once was an owl named Argonne That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon Of Merlin & the sword of Power Of Camelot, and all the square Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon! Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 10.4.2014

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem

Have you tried suppressing a big fart - Clenching your buttocks is a fine art You hope your windy gas Doesn’t shoot out your ass and from the room you quickly depart 7th March 2015 Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem

Poem Details | by Marisa Moynihan |
Categories: happiness, how i feel, inspiration, music, star,

David Bowie

This idol, this man holds a place in my heart

He speaks of Ziggy Star Dust and Major Tom, so I don't know were to start

He played as a king of a goblin land

Watching and listening to him makes me crumble like sand

David Bowie s melodies and performances are genuinely an art.

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

White Magic

Once there was an intellect called Muster Magic
They say,” fellow has an art of his own- white Magic”
“we couldn’t comprehend” they say
“we couldn’t hear his voice” they say
bloody  just a language of mind is white Magic!

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: humorous,

A Good Wife Is Hard To Find

When worked up and yelling a sight to behold She was an expert on the art of the scold But she was good in bed And kept him well fed And he was quite deaf if the truth be told

Poem Details | by Kyle Kriticos |
Categories: dedication,

Super Duper Discounts

There once was a man named Art 
Who was thrifty and shopped at WalMart 
He was happy with life
As he rode on his bike
Till the bearings fell apart..

By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: satire,

Limerick: Once Academic Got Into Panic

Limerick: Once Academic got into panic

Once Academic got into panic
Asked to make rival’s panegyric
He copied article
Sans def’nite article:
Learned art he was trained to mimic.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny, mum,

Training of a Shopaholic

My mum thinks I'm so smart, 
She puts me in the shopping cart,
I always point out what to buy,
Sometimes my mum gives me a sigh,
Good shopping is an art.

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor, integrity,


Once there was a man called Jenish “for objectivism”
Fascinated by the philosophy of rational individualism
With moral integrity and respect for right for -
others create art, ideas, technologies, more… 
Bloody this philosophy of Rand surely motivates the meek!

Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: art,

Banana Eating Roo -Limerick-

There once was a child from Canada Who loved eating bananas, He went to the zoo Gave one to the roo, Now the roo has a banana colored bandana Copyright Cynthia Jones Feb.17/2005

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,

Socrates and His Ouzo

There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: art, celebrity,

Sketching Famous People

Think I'll get back to sketching famous people When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal My success rate's way up there Much more than my share Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Derrick Shane |
Categories: art, beautiful, care, love, symbolism,


My notion at its most masochistic
The crowd, laughs, quite the kick.
I've never enjoyed anything more
The art is my greatest lore.
It's the only life I'd ever pick.

Poem Details | by Lizzy Love |
Categories: addiction, animal, art, drink, funny, humor, silly,


Calli the drunken zombie cub
can often be found in the pub
for this is why
she's so often high
and passed out drunk in the tub!