Written by
Agnes Krampe
Categories:
fun, humorous, poetry,
For Jan
Jan always likes a good pun.
She can take any topic and run.
What she writes on a fart
May not make us swoon: "Art!",
But we'll LAUGH,'cause her poems are FUN!
For Jan who reminds me that writing should first and foremost be fun!
Written by
Hannah Everett
Categories:
art, dog, food, sister,
Not a Noodle, a Poodle
My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
art, humor,
Mona Lisa
Humble Olive Eloisa
Went one day to work in Pisa
She posed for awhile
Behind flashy smile
She stood in for Mona Lisa.
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Written by
John Watt
Categories:
boy, food, mother, mother son, teenage,
O Teenage Metabolism, Where Art Thou
When I was a teen, I would munch
My way through the whole Sunday brunch.
I'd destroy that buffet,
Then as we walked away,
I would ask my poor mother, "When's lunch?"
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
appreciation, cheer up, humor,
Limerick- Jan Allison
To be able to laugh is a great boon
All inhibitions it will melt down soon
Jan practices that funny art,
And gives her life a kick start
Her jokes thrill like antics of a buffoon
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, life,
Farting Contests
All little boys like to master the fart
Among their peers its considered an art
It must be loud
To make them proud
If stinky, a winner right from the start
Written by
John Chizoba Vincent
Categories:
art, beauty,
The Nigerian Dream 8
Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
death, husband, lost love, satire
Ten Little Indians
You perfected your lies to an art.
You succeeded in breaking my heart.
I shed not one tear,
for the hour is near,
when arsenic will keep us apart.
Written by
Mia Harris
Categories:
animal, art, candy, character, kids, funny, inspiration, poetry, silly,
Booville
Long ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anniversary, appreciation, art, beauty, body, funny, simile,
New Year's Resolution Inspired By John Cameron Swayze
We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, school, teenage, work,
All In a Day's Work
Sometimes my work is the pits -
Teenagers popping their zits
With consummate art
They burp and they fart …
I still love my job to bits!
17th November 2015
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
funny, humorous,
King Arthur
(Limerick)
There once was an owl named Argonne
That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon
Of Merlin & the sword of Power
Of Camelot, and all the square
Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon!
Dorian Petersen Potter
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Copyright@2014
10.4.2014
Written by
Marisa Moynihan
Categories:
happiness, how i feel, inspiration, music, star,
David Bowie
This idol, this man holds a place in my heart
He speaks of Ziggy Star Dust and Major Tom, so I don't know were to start
He played as a king of a goblin land
Watching and listening to him makes me crumble like sand
David Bowie s melodies and performances are genuinely an art.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem
Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart
7th March 2015
Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
White Magic
Once there was an intellect called Muster Magic
They say,” fellow has an art of his own- white Magic”
“we couldn’t comprehend” they say
“we couldn’t hear his voice” they say
bloody just a language of mind is white Magic!
Written by
Kyle Kriticos
Categories:
dedication,
Super Duper Discounts
There once was a man named Art
Who was thrifty and shopped at WalMart
He was happy with life
As he rode on his bike
Till the bearings fell apart..
By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
humorous,
A Good Wife Is Hard To Find
When worked up and yelling a sight to behold
She was an expert on the art of the scold
But she was good in bed
And kept him well fed
And he was quite deaf if the truth be told
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
satire,
Limerick: Once Academic Got Into Panic
Limerick: Once Academic got into panic
Once Academic got into panic
Asked to make rival’s panegyric
He copied article
Sans def’nite article:
Learned art he was trained to mimic.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny, mum,
Training of a Shopaholic
My mum thinks I'm so smart,
She puts me in the shopping cart,
I always point out what to buy,
Sometimes my mum gives me a sigh,
Good shopping is an art.
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor, integrity,
Objectivism
Once there was a man called Jenish “for objectivism”
Fascinated by the philosophy of rational individualism
With moral integrity and respect for right for -
others create art, ideas, technologies, more…
Bloody this philosophy of Rand surely motivates the meek!
Written by
Cynthia Jones
Categories:
art,
Banana Eating Roo -Limerick-
There once was a child from Canada
Who loved eating bananas,
He went to the zoo
Gave one to the roo,
Now the roo has a banana colored bandana
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.17/2005
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,
Socrates and His Ouzo
There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
art, celebrity,
Sketching Famous People
Think I'll get back to sketching famous people
When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal
My success rate's way up there
Much more than my share
Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Derrick Shane
Categories:
art, beautiful, care, love, symbolism,
Acting
My notion at its most masochistic
The crowd, laughs, quite the kick.
I've never enjoyed anything more
The art is my greatest lore.
It's the only life I'd ever pick.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, wind,
The Art of Farting
I’m dining with my uncle Bart
And release an SBD fart
My fart stinks like hell
But Bartie can’t tell
Because we’re two meters apart!
(sbd = silent but deadly)
08/06/21