Limerick Poems About Art | Art Limerick Poems
Written by Agnes Krampe
Categories: fun, humorous, poetry,

For Jan

Jan always likes a good pun.
She can take any topic and run.
What she writes on a fart
May not make us swoon: "Art!",
But we'll LAUGH,'cause her poems are FUN!


For Jan who reminds me that writing should first and foremost be fun!


Written by Hannah Everett
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not a Noodle, a Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.



Written by Paul Callus
Categories: art, humor,

Mona Lisa

Humble Olive Eloisa
Went one day to work in Pisa
She posed for awhile
Behind flashy smile
She stood in for Mona Lisa.

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Written by John Watt
Categories: boy, food, mother, mother son, teenage,

O Teenage Metabolism, Where Art Thou

When I was a teen, I would munch
My way through the whole Sunday brunch.
I'd destroy that buffet,
Then as we walked away,
I would ask my poor mother, "When's lunch?"


Written by Valsa George
Categories: appreciation, cheer up, humor,

Limerick- Jan Allison

To be able to laugh is a great boon All inhibitions it will melt down soon Jan practices that funny art, And gives her life a kick start Her jokes thrill like antics of a buffoon



Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: funny, life,

Farting Contests

All little boys like to master the fart Among their peers its considered an art It must be loud To make them proud If stinky, a winner right from the start


Written by John Chizoba Vincent
Categories: art, beauty,

The Nigerian Dream 8

Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams


Written by Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories: death, husband, lost love, satire

Ten Little Indians

You perfected your lies to an art.
You succeeded in breaking my heart.
I shed not one tear,
for the hour is near,
when arsenic will keep us apart.


Written by Mia Harris
Categories: animal, art, candy, character, kids, funny, inspiration, poetry, silly,

Booville

Long ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: anniversary, appreciation, art, beauty, body, funny, simile,

New Year's Resolution Inspired By John Cameron Swayze

We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, school, teenage, work,

All In a Day's Work

Sometimes my work is the pits - Teenagers popping their zits With consummate art They burp and they fart … I still love my job to bits! 17th November 2015


Written by Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories: funny, humorous,

King Arthur

(Limerick) There once was an owl named Argonne That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon Of Merlin & the sword of Power Of Camelot, and all the square Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon! Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 10.4.2014


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous,

Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem

Have you tried suppressing a big fart - Clenching your buttocks is a fine art You hope your windy gas Doesn’t shoot out your ass and from the room you quickly depart 7th March 2015 Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem


Written by Marisa Moynihan
Categories: happiness, how i feel, inspiration, music, star,

David Bowie

This idol, this man holds a place in my heart

He speaks of Ziggy Star Dust and Major Tom, so I don't know were to start

He played as a king of a goblin land

Watching and listening to him makes me crumble like sand

David Bowie s melodies and performances are genuinely an art.


Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

White Magic

Once there was an intellect called Muster Magic
They say,” fellow has an art of his own- white Magic”
“we couldn’t comprehend” they say
“we couldn’t hear his voice” they say
bloody  just a language of mind is white Magic!


Written by Kyle Kriticos
Categories: dedication,

Super Duper Discounts

There once was a man named Art 
Who was thrifty and shopped at WalMart 
He was happy with life
As he rode on his bike
Till the bearings fell apart..



By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: humorous,

A Good Wife Is Hard To Find

When worked up and yelling a sight to behold She was an expert on the art of the scold But she was good in bed And kept him well fed And he was quite deaf if the truth be told


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: satire,

Limerick: Once Academic Got Into Panic

Limerick: Once Academic got into panic

Once Academic got into panic
Asked to make rival’s panegyric
He copied article
Sans def’nite article:
Learned art he was trained to mimic.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Written by John Williams
Categories: children, funny, mum,

Training of a Shopaholic

My mum thinks I'm so smart, 
She puts me in the shopping cart,
I always point out what to buy,
Sometimes my mum gives me a sigh,
Good shopping is an art.


Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor, integrity,

Objectivism

Once there was a man called Jenish “for objectivism”
Fascinated by the philosophy of rational individualism
With moral integrity and respect for right for -
others create art, ideas, technologies, more… 
Bloody this philosophy of Rand surely motivates the meek!


Written by Cynthia Jones
Categories: art,

Banana Eating Roo -Limerick-

There once was a child from Canada Who loved eating bananas, He went to the zoo Gave one to the roo, Now the roo has a banana colored bandana Copyright Cynthia Jones Feb.17/2005


Written by Arthur Vaso
Categories: anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,

Socrates and His Ouzo

There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: art, celebrity,

Sketching Famous People

Think I'll get back to sketching famous people When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal My success rate's way up there Much more than my share Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Derrick Shane
Categories: art, beautiful, care, love, symbolism,

Acting

My notion at its most masochistic
The crowd, laughs, quite the kick.
I've never enjoyed anything more
The art is my greatest lore.
It's the only life I'd ever pick.


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, wind,

The Art of Farting

I’m dining with my uncle Bart And release an SBD fart My fart stinks like hell But Bartie can’t tell Because we’re two meters apart! (sbd = silent but deadly) 08/06/21